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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:05 am 
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I’m going to number some of the key moments in this FR so maybe you can adapt accordingly or review this - whatever’s clever. 8)

Like most of you, I draw a very thick line when it comes to sarging girls in the office so there was no way I was going to fuck Chloe, an HB7.5. We hung out with everybody else from the office but would also stay back in the pub or club to talk and I’d run some kino and give her no more than a thinly-veiled prospect of hot, hard sex one day.

(1. Some kino and kissing is the furthest I’ll go with a co-worker)

She resigned, joined another company and relocated to another city. Its been a month since. Well, last Tuesday, she texts me to say she’s attending some conference and would like to catch up for some drinks at one of the usual pubs we went to. I tell her can’t make it (didn’t want to look too eager, besides, had to wing for a friend that night), how about Thursday? She says it’s a deal and I text her back, “Can’t stay long, have early meeting on Friday.”

(2. Given she used to work with me, I prefer to keep her in the same frame – not to imply I’m going to F-close her now that she’s not working with me)

“No probs, jst want to catch up” … is her self-deluding answer.

With the stage set for a night at the pub and a false time constraint, I meet her at around 7pm. We shoot the shit about work, she asks me if there’s any new girls flirting with me in the office and I tell her “there’s always girls flirting with me. you’re doing it now.” Basically, we’re stomping the same grounds we used to – flirting, kino and shit. It’s more intense than before and she’s inviting it.

I begin to run serious kino, her thighs, back of her neck and even get a kiss in the pub.

(3. All the while, I’m maintaining the frame of a man who can leave any minute – she’s responding perfectly by trying to get as much fun out of this as possible. If I choose to stay longer, she’ll take it as a reward)

Fast Fwd >>>>>>>> we end up back at her hotel room where she asks me to wait while she goes to collect some documents from her boss or some shit. She takes all of five minutes to do this, returns, goes to the bathroom, showers, comes out in a robe and sits on the bed before asking me if I want to freshen up. Then I remember a post somebody put on here some months ago where dude pulled HB and she went to the bathroom and when she came back, he was naked. I laugh to myself and think I could do a variation of this.

ME: Why not, been a long day.

I undress down to my boxers and head to the bathroom, take a quick shower and after drying myself, I walk out naked with my boxers in my hands.

(4. This needed lots of confidence coz it can either fall flat or work like a charm. Oh, make sure you have a serious boner. Coming out of the bathroom with a deflated dick won’t help matters)

She’s lying down, giving her back to me and watching TV. She turns and then looks at me, then lowers her eyes. The look on her face > PRICELESS.

Funny thing happens. She lies on her stomach and giggles like the shy Chinese girl that she is.

(5. This would have been a good time for any dick to shrink from worry/fear/concern but I relished the chance to show it to her before giving it to her)

I jump onto the bed, spread her legs while she’s face down and tell her: “You’re facing the wrong way. Just how I like it.”

She doesn’t move, just cranes her neck to face me and we start to kiss. Rub my hands along her inner thighs and she’s one hell of a kisser. While I’m kissing her I’m thinking of all the times she walked into the office looking hot, I’m thinking fuck sexual harassment in the office, the day she flashed me her panties, our flirtatious texts, the naughty lunch dates at work, her dirty jokes … all building up to this crazy, heated moment. Fuck, nothing beats closing an HB you morally and professionally could not close. I could literally slice the tension in the room and when I entered her, the stress of working with a totally fuckable HB just shot through the roof!!!!!!!

I came so hard it felt like yoga for my balls :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:58 pm 
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(1. Some kino and kissing is the furthest I’ll go with a co-worker)

She resigned, joined another company and relocated to another city.
Sexually Harassed until she left? Well done, I liked your frame of mind and how you kept her on your terms, and never gave in.

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Then I remember a post somebody put on here some months ago where dude pulled HB and she went to the bathroom and when she came back, he was naked. I laugh to myself and think I could do a variation of this.

ME: Why not, been a long day.

I undress down to my boxers and head to the bathroom, take a quick shower and after drying myself, I walk out naked with my boxers in my hands.

(4. This needed lots of confidence coz it can either fall flat or work like a charm. Oh, make sure you have a serious boner. Coming out of the bathroom with a deflated dick won’t help matters)
The Barney Stinson way !! WTF, everyone is doing this..... I want to try this too. I'm going to try it this week with a ONS and see how it goes. It'll sure make me laugh !! I hope I dont end up being the 1 out of 3 that doesnt work haha !!!


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Then I remember a post somebody put on here some months ago where dude pulled HB and she went to the bathroom and when she came back, he was naked. I laugh to myself and think I could do a variation of this.

ME: Why not, been a long day.

I undress down to my boxers and head to the bathroom, take a quick shower and after drying myself, I walk out naked with my boxers in my hands.

(4. This needed lots of confidence coz it can either fall flat or work like a charm. Oh, make sure you have a serious boner. Coming out of the bathroom with a deflated dick won’t help matters)
The Barney Stinson way !! WTF, everyone is doing this..... I want to try this too. I'm going to try it this week with a ONS and see how it goes. It'll sure make me laugh !! I hope I dont end up being the 1 out of 3 that doesnt work haha !!!
Honestly, I'd never pull a move like that!! Just a random thought that crossed my mind at that very moment. But good luck with your attempt bro. Cheers!!


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 5:04 pm 
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One question though... What should us men do about Pubic hair? Is that a turn off? Sorry if this seems unrelated. Just was wondering when coming out of the shower with a boner with a hairy sack will change matters? Obviously trimming is common practise, but how far does one go.. waxing?


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:48 am 
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I draw the line on waxing … IMHO, that’s taking it too far. I prefer to keep clean with a regular shave every 7 days or so. I think you should post this in the Lounge if you want more feedback.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 2:06 pm 
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One question though... What should us men do about Pubic hair? Is that a turn off? Sorry if this seems unrelated. Just was wondering when coming out of the shower with a boner with a hairy sack will change matters? Obviously trimming is common practise, but how far does one go.. waxing?

Hairy=Borat/Where is it?
Shaved=Pornstar/women
Wax=Your just sick, your into domo-evidently!

Most guys trim it a bit! I prefer small scissors as I do not trust using a razor.

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