| So my Wing Allen opened a 3 set of HB's a 7, and 8, and a 9. So He uses Mehow's you guys are the hottest aliens opener. Then proceed to introduce me.
I then introduce myself, and the HB 9 says her name is Bobbie, and then i was said" Oh thats a cute name, but it's also a dudes name" she laughed, Then i got the HB8's name and she said her name was George So i said "no way you must be fucking with me!" and she wasn't. Then the last one the HB7 introduced herself as Robert, but she Was fucking with me, and made it clear her actual name was Samantha.
So i gave them all nicknames to remember their names. Then i asked them if they liked Grapfruit. the HB9 said she loved it, and so i began vividly describing grapefruit like so,
"Grapefruit is just amazing, I love it so much. Everytime you bite into a piece, there's that initial sweetness... Then you go onto this delicious slide of tangy citrusy flavor, until you hit this rough patch of bitterness... but you still absolutely love every waking moment of it." (I think this is funny because i passionately describe something so vividly, but at the same time its something just so random and ridiculous. i was also doing alot of handmovements)
The HB8 and 9 were laughing while the HB7 went off to talk on the phone. So i asked them where they were from,
I gave them a cold read, in which i called the HB9 the bad girl (Which she actually looked like the very typical sweet blonde girl) and i called the HB8 the good girl (She was smoking at the time, with an Uma thurman-esque haircut)
The HB8 was stunned, she asked me if i were serious i told her i dont judge books by their covers. I said i could see it in their eyes. I said the HB8 had the look of an innocent bible study girl.
She laughed, and i said there was something iffy about the HB9 i said she gave me the initial impression that she was gonna hit me and go off smoking her cigs and riding her motorcycle across the country while killing hookers.
The HB 8 and 9 were both asking me questions too.
When the HB 7 walked back over I asked her where she had been, and asked if she were the group organizer. She said she was, then i asked if they were best friends. Then called them out on the girl coding they were doing.
Then a bit more fluff talk and i brought up 2girls1cup and asked if they had seen it, and the hb8 asked me if i had seen 1guy1cup,
So i responded with, "of course! it was my favorite video of all time because of the plot! The way when the man sits o the jar, and the story begins to build, until hes all the way ontop of that jar! Then it leads to the climax of the story where the glass jar breaks in his ass! then the resolution where he picks the glass out his ass!" ( i made the nasty video seem extremely exciting, also used very big hand movements)
Then i did more fluff and kept negging the hb9, then she said "Why do you keep shitting on me!" as a test, so i replied with, "Woah! woah! I am not and would never shit on a lady! that is very ungentleman-like" She laughed, then her HB 7 friend said they had to go, so i #close but she still refused.
i told them they have a fun night, and that i will text the HB9 and talk about all the bad girl shits shes done. They all left, with the HB9 starry eyed. and the HB8 smiling.
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