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PostPosted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:50 am 
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Alright i know that i dont give a fuck about other dudes lay reports but god damn it i have to get this story out there.. Ive been on fire for the past 6 weeks or so.. 4 weeks ago i had full closed a girl every week for a month and one week i full closed 2 chics.... All randoms, all pick up, all 8s and above... I was killing it.. My game was down on lock However the last 2 weeks ive had a lot going on in my life with work and im moving and basically i havent been able to get out... Ive been a little down on myself because i dont have any new girls in the mix even though im still banging a couple from the previous month.. Then tonight comes.. Im a bartender at a restaurant… and in walks a amazing 35 yro blond blue eyes 10 10 10..negged her a couple times to start off then.. Basically fluffed with a few DHV stories etc.. After i closed the bar she met me out for drinks i pulled some esp shit a little dancing, the cube etc.. This chic has the most sexy fake tits ive seen, a 6 pack and a vag that would bring you to your knees... The catch is that she lives down the street from me and owns a house with her fiancé.. I had no idea she was my neighbor but we got it on in the parking lot of the bar we were at and some black dude offered us 500 bucks to watch us fuck...kid you not...such are the rules of honor


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 1:13 am 
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lol k first of all... sick pick up bro. Cougars are great. Secondly, did you actually take up the $500 offer? What kind of negs did you use on her? I hear negging should be used slightly differently with older women. But hands down to you, I'm still waiting for my chance with a cougar.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 10:48 pm 
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Well the $500 thing was cool and i wanted to, and i think she was into it too, we talked about it! But even as drunk as i was, I figured, who knows, that mf'er could shoot me rob me or whatever.. After all the perv wanted to watch me and her do the nasty so i opted out.. As for the negs i used, it was pretty easy cause she came in and sat at my bar by herself. not meeting anyone, on a friday night... so i made her feel a little self conscious about that in a fun way... She was a nurse for a plastic surgeon and through convo told me she had fake tits, and ive dated a bunch of chicks with them, so most of my game was being super confident and conveying that im the alpha, and throwing a few DHV's in there about bullshit cheerleaders with fake tits i used to date.. I aslo used alot of beauty negs.. " your very beautiful but beauty is common, what do you have going for you more than your looks" type Mystery stuff.. When i was making out with her i used a lot of Style / Mystery evolution phase shift type stuff.. she loved it.. Showing a girl how tough the outside of her elbows/ knees are and then how sensitive the insides of those same joints are... Its chick crack that no untrained guy takes time to do, and it works..

Such is the rule of honor

Rawk out

Rawker


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