all right, my phone game sucks so the only way to make it work is to set up a date. heres the convo so far:
Me: Hey there irish looking girl, what mischief have u been up to today?
HB: Heya oh wild mischief. worked all day. on way home now. what crazy stuff u get up to insane i bet?!
Me:Worked all day? Where do u work? Im not back home yet, dont want my mom to see me ha!
HB:In birkenstock, i only work like 2 days a week, so you had a productive day? at least i made money!! wild evening eh?
Me:Oh ur such a businesswoman arent u? Yea irish gaffs are nuts, can never get enough of them! Wasnt as good as saturday tho

(i hooked up with her on saturday)
HB:Oh well of courise it wasnt! Yes irish gaffs are pre deadly to be honest! Oh yeah quality business woman but i always blow my money so maybe not that good...
all right at this point i want to cut it out and star some kind of a teasing game or just basically ask her out. was thinking about something like this:
Thats why men are responsible for the finances. Listen im not a big fan of this whole texting thing. Am going out to play pool on thursday night. You should join me.
Hows this? what do u reckon?