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PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:43 am 
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but how do i close this.

is this opener ne good?.....she had a few gucci man songs i took 1.. n she had a song from where i live about where i live we will say this road. its called im from this road. lol

me-i stole ur song. ;) actually 2. wat u know about gucci. N you from the road?

her-nope.
i aint from joy road.
what kinda stupid ass question is what u know about gucci..
wow.
lol.

me-idk. but b4 so cold i never listened to him.
after that i was like damn he snaps.
n now that all i really listen 2.
since u like claimin my hood.
n u not from their where u from?

her-ookayyy..
bitch i don't claim your fuckin hood.
originally im from "mid burbs'.
but i moved to "rich burbs".

me-Damn hostile.....
thats by "really rich burbs"?

her-lol i'm not hostile.
i'm just irritated.
no i live like a block away from "rich burbs".

me-ohhh i used to work out that way.
so wat did you do today?
got into sum trouble prolly.

her-nothing.

me-well that sounds boring.
lol! damn its 4.
Isnt it ur bedtime?

her-i guess.
i dont go to sleep til like 5 or 6
n why's your display name thing say b.m.f?

me-thats how i been lately. probuly bcuz i slowed down smoking idk...
cuz im a BAD MOTHER FUCKER!
lol its my initials.......

.......................
so my question is HOW and WHEN do i transition into getting the number?


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:09 pm 
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I hope you're not actually typing like that.
That's enough to scare her away.


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I have no clue what i just read but i think i just got a teeny bit dumber


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I agree with Adilinar and SLeven. She's not the best typist herself, but I can't imagine taking you seriously with those writing habits.

But as to "HOW" you could probably just... ask for it. Tell her you aren't always online but you'd like to keep talking to her and ask for her number.

As far as "WHEN" I'd say whenever you think she feels comfortable enough to give it out, with a preference to sooner rather than later.


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 3:03 am 
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I hope you're not actually typing like that.
That's enough to scare her away.
um........ its the INTERNET syntax is not needed! do u use perfect english when u txt. no u rite lik this! bcuz its easier n faster. n everything in quotes stand for a city! i just didnt wnt 2 put it!

n evry1 i no n hav evr txtd or im'd in my life has wrote like this!

girls r even worst.!

last txt i got

sup bae, where u ben at? u go N 2 ma sis party wit me latr?

P.S.
GOT HER NUMBER. but prolly not gonna call her tho... shes a hb9. but after i looked at her page n read her comments, found out she is a stripper....

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her- lol.
so whats it stand 4?

me- no.no.
u cld b a grown-man molester!
lol.
you'll have to find out over the phone!

her- lol mayb i am!
call me 4046468792

well got 2 go about 2 go get my party on with a hb8! pray for my penis.... lol


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:23 am 
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DO NOT PUT HER NUMBER ONLINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF DUDE... why are you putting this girls number online.


Also type everything out, you dont realize how difficult it is for
others to read when its more then just a sentence or two (like a texts)


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:25 am 
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ummm.. its a fake number.. i would even give u guys citys that i lived by n u think im going to put her number online..... thats atlanta area code im about 900 miles from their!!! try to call it tho c who picks up lol.

p.s. didnt get nothing from hb8 she was into it untill we got back to her house then nothing! so i left


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I know its the internet, but all that l33tspeek is so immature in my opinion. Its fine to write in a certain different style, but to me it looks like a kid from junior high is actually typing. It is really hard to take someone seriously when they type in that way. Its fine to read and understand a few lines that way, but try to read your posts. Besides the way of writing, there is no syntax at all. Just a little advice, you're not gonna pick up many women typing like that, and the ones you do, they're probably as childish writing that way as you.


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 5:19 pm 
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I know its the internet, but all that l33tspeek is so immature in my opinion. Its fine to write in a certain different style, but to me it looks like a kid from junior high is actually typing. It is really hard to take someone seriously when they type in that way. Its fine to read and understand a few lines that way, but try to read your posts. Besides the way of writing, there is no syntax at all. Just a little advice, you're not gonna pick up many women typing like that, and the ones you do, they're probably as childish writing that way as you.
im sorry but im not trying to pull 28 year old english teachers. i going after 18-22 y.o. GIRLS.


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um........ its the INTERNET syntax is not needed! do u use perfect english when u txt. no u rite lik this! bcuz its easier n faster
I do use perfect English when I text. Or, rather, I use deliberately precise language. While body language and intonation are not technically possible through text alone, a particular manner of speaking, punctuating, and use of italics/caps/bold/etc can help make up for it and these are lost "wen u typ lik dis"


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I think it's more of a culture thing rather than an age thing. I'm hispanic in a big city, so I'm sarging girls the are both 'ghetto' and 'white' defined however they may be.

Ironically his online writing may be completely appropriate depending on the type of girl. It's all about calibration. (But I always start out with proper spelling and emulate her depending on her response)


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dude, ever hear of DLV? thats what youre doing with "internet syntax." type like you were educated, and just from the looks of your sentences alone she'll notice that youre different than the other guys.

DHV, my friend.


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:22 am 
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um........ its the INTERNET syntax is not needed! do u use perfect english when u txt. no u rite lik this! bcuz its easier n faster
I do use perfect English when I text. Or, rather, I use deliberately precise language. While body language and intonation are not technically possible through text alone, a particular manner of speaking, punctuating, and use of italics/caps/bold/etc can help make up for it and these are lost "wen u typ lik dis"
I still don't agree with you guys, but I'll go with it. Phantom, well if they read my profile they would see that I am educated. For the simple fact I'm in my schools Honor Program; which is hard as hell. Next semester i have to read 20 novels in 16 weeks. I completely agree with xiagox; he knows what I'm talking about. Because, he's in my exact situation. Big city, ghetto hoes, white girls and I'm Mexican.

p.s. You guys happy? perfect grammar


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um........ its the INTERNET syntax is not needed! do u use perfect english when u txt. no u rite lik this! bcuz its easier n faster
I do use perfect English when I text. Or, rather, I use deliberately precise language. While body language and intonation are not technically possible through text alone, a particular manner of speaking, punctuating, and use of italics/caps/bold/etc can help make up for it and these are lost "wen u typ lik dis"
I still don't agree with you guys, but I'll go with it. Phantom, well if they read my profile they would see that I am educated, for the simple fact I'm in my school's Honors Program, which is hard as hell, is evidence enough. Next semester i have to read 20 novels in 16 weeks. I completely agree with Xiagox; he knows what I'm talking about, because he's in my exact situation. Big city, ghetto hoes, white girls and I'm Mexican.

p.s. You guys happy? Perfect grammar.
honors classes...trust me i know. they can be tough, i took them since 6th grade. i just graduated. i wasnt being a douche, but seriously, i never capitalize on the internet and when i talk to girls online and they capitalize their stuff, it strikes me as a tad classy.

PS - not exactly perfect grammar...i fixed it for you :P


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u ass. lol


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