Back story:
I was at this party one night and this cute girl walks me. I used to be a lifeguard at this swimming pool, and though I don't recognize her she is one of the girls who would work the snack bar. She might have had a few drinks in her, but she says to me "Hey, do you remember me?" I didn't remember her at all, not to mention I was a little bit buzzed and completely caught off guard, I say "I don't think so" She lets out a droll and almost insecure chuckle and goes.
"Oh, ummm this is embarrassing" Too late a realize that this could have been an IOI, but I come across her on facebook a week later and poke her. She then writes on my wall:

"hahaha. remember me ? most embrassing moment of my life."

I message her and we have the following conversation:

Fauxhawk:
i been meaning to ask you, do you always embarrass yourself like that in front of the good looking, sour straw-eating, lifeguards?

HB:
pretty much all the time.

Fauxhawk:
you where kinda cute for a short girl, are you friendly?

HB:
wow. thanks? ummm i am unless provoked.

Fauxhawk:
haha, ok lets see. if you could be any animal what would you be and why? AND if you had to marry any animal other than the animal you are what would it be and why?

HB:
you are SO random. ummmmm...id b a flamingo? and iid marry a tiger?

Fauxhawk:
interesting...

HB:
what about u..cool kid..

Fauxhawk:
i definatly would be a tiger without a doubt, and id marry a river otter! im getting tired of facebook, but what steps can we take to continue this conversation?

HB:
ummmm.. aim?

Fauxhawk:
hahaha, your number

HB:
1234567etc....

I believe I have secured her attraction, though I'm not certain. If I saw her again face to face, should I phase-shift? Any critique or comments?

I like how you rescued the situation, and made it embarrassing for her by accident, the dialogue seems playful, some form of interest.

No offence but you kinda fucked this like a $10 hooker gets it:
Nice to throw routines out there but if you do not provide some form of relevance, or build some form of interest in what you are throwing at her then she will think you are:
and like to collect pretty stones, and bugs it match stick boxes. You could have said the tiger things means she has a high sex drive, or going to lose a leg because she is a flamingo-anythings better then:
But you have built some form of attraction and the rest was good, good luck.

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