Hello all you lazy pickup artists who just want to sit at your computer and meet women without even having to shower... Its great isn't it?? (wow, as I'm writing this I just heard what sounded like gun shots coming from outside my downtown apartment... I'll take that as a good sign lol)

Anyway, I have been meeting and seducing women on facebook for a long time now and will be happy to answer any questions you guys have. I have tried out many different approaches on facebook and have learned a thing or 2 about what works with women... So ask a way!!

Let me get the ball rolling by giving you guys a facebook opener that I made up that has been working wonders for me. Try it out...

This is one you can send as a message for opening random girls on facebook:

Subject line: Hey

Message: Hey, Hows it going?? I'm not sure if your the same person, But i think we went to school together when we where kids. I remember you had the BIGGEST crush on me too.

PS. I have a great routine to follow up with this opener... If you use it and get replies.. let me know and I will tell you what 2 say next

Later

C_Daddy

Allright dude i added this girl monthes ago didnt talk to her for a while then i started talking i can chat her now but dont no where to go with it this is how our convos usualy go

me hey
her hey
me wassup
her im tired bored as hell hot and cant sleep
me Why hot
her I fucking hate the summer
Me why you hate the sound of childrens laughter
her thats not what you hear here its all police sirens and polution
me O where
her i live in the city
Me leme guess flushing
her Yup
me Ever heard of Insert store name here
her no whats that
me its my grand pappys store
me i could hook you up with mad light bulbs
her lmao yea i actualy need a shitload of light bulbs
her lol i dont live in no fricken Christmas tree
me well we also sell fans and its sounds like your in dire need of one right now
her sorry no flickering lights for me
( this is where i kinda lose her atention )
me please our light would never flicker they are way to legit
....
..
me anyway are you into youtube
her not right now im doing this survey
me facebook survey
me when im bored i usualy just mess with people on honesty box
her those things actualy work
me yea
me i sent out fortune cookies last week

Cool man, Thanks for the question. The main reason your conversation is going "stale" is because its way 2 boring... I mean, How long can you keep a conversation about light bulbs going anyway?? But it sounds like your not in too bad of shape (I like the "sounds of childrens laughter" part lol) . This is fixable.

The first thing you must understand about facebook is that every good looking girl who is on facebook chat is constantly being talked to by a lot of different guys... But this isn't a bad thing (if you know what too do). And all of these guys are saying pretty much the exact same boring conversation.

Next time you talk with her, your going to have to try and spice it up a bit. It may sound risky... But its better than boring her 2 death. Use more sexual communication (without being creepy) bust her balls more! if she tells you she hates summer... Say " wow.. Hate? Thats a strong word, Did you not get many hugs when you were a kid?"
tell her that you can hook her up with lightbulbs as long as she promises not too fall madly in love with you and start stalking you... lol Things like this will make you more fun too talk to and she will start opening you on facebook. and then when she does... you reply with "Uh oh.. not you again : )"

The main thing is too start having more fun with her...and push her boundaries lol.. You seem like you have some wit.. You can do this man. Just remember.. Your the prize!

If you need more advice.. let me know.

C_Daddy

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hey guys ...
today this girl who i was chatting with came to my country ... and as i shown you in the conversation i asked her if she wants to meet for a drink since the first two days she's going to be alone ... and she accepted that since as i gave her my phone number and asked her if i will listen from her, she replied back with ''definately'' and gave me her phone number ...

today it's the first day here for her and still she didn't messaged ... what should i do ?? should i message her ??? or wait for tomorrow ??

thanks

help me out please ..

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hey me again i just wanted to know how you know when to transition from online to date like whats the comfort period and what are signs you notice that a girl is basicly subtly saying hey weve talked long enuf online now lets meet up and when you do get these signs how do you do the actual transition

Hey tomoya, Thanks for the question.

Dude!! Your thinking about it way too much... And thats going too mess your head up. Just relax and don't analyze so much. Call this girl right away man... And dont act needy. Just see if she got into the city alright and start charming her. Calling her with show convidence!

C_Daddy

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Hey man.. some signs that shes into you are "LOL's" , Long messages and complements. Now with online... you dont want to wait 2 long before you go for the number.. otherwise they might get bored. Don't ask her if she wants to "hang out" , Get the number first and then call her and build some raport over the phone. Then when you think shes ready.. tell her that you think we should hangout. Personally I never "plan" dates or anthing. I think its lame and just gives the women a chance to "Flake out" on you. I usually just call them up and have some relaxed and funny conversations with them to get them comfortable... And if you do it right. They will start calling you and seeing what your up too. Then all you have too do is call them up one night and see what there doing THAT NIGHT.. if they have no plans then tell them "Cool, Lets go out and do something. I'll pick you up" BOOM! instant date my man. Thats how its done! lol

Now go out there and SARGE!!!

C_Daddy

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C_Daddy this is all great bro, just need some help. so theres this HB9 I have GOT to message somehow on FB. I dont like people seeing wall posts, so i'll inbox her. She once inboxed me, but that was when I had a gf and it couldnt go anywhere. Now i'm in a drought. I now need an opener for this chick.


much appreciated bro

Hey man.. I'm glad you like it. Let me say first that ALWAYS use the inbox when seducing women that you don't really know. When you use the wall, everybody can see it and that includes ex boyfriends. And they will be hesitant to message you back.

Seeings how I know nothing about this girl or your relationship with her.. I will give you a few and you can pick one that works for you.

"Sup Foo"
"Hey Dork"
"Wow, I never knew retards could work a computer"
"Got any money?"

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