okay, so you know ive gone and almost perfecected my online game. its not that hard to do at all. i mean, i dont just sit there at the pc and open girls all day. its just a side project, when i have down time. anyways, im sure you know of the BFD i was trying to pull. not the one that wants to sleep with me, no questions asked. its the other one i posted lol. anyways, heres the story of our first meet:

i pull up to her house. i call her and playfully tell her that im creeping very slowly by her house in a big red kidnapping van. she knows i was coming to meet her, so she laughs and opens the door.

she steps out, and i immediately take notice of her figure, outlined in a v-neck t shirt and some short shorts. i get out, nicley smile and open the door for her.

we get to the resturaunt, and i cant seem to keep my eyes off that v neck of hers. it is just so revealing, showing off her nice, round.....FAT. holy god, was she big. now i know the reason why she had no body shots. and that accent...dear jesus, half hispanic mixed with a country twang.

so were eating our food. i was watching her slowly chew, all the while it seemed the sauce wanted to burst forward from her mouth any minute. i was keeping small talk, all while the fluids slowly inched down her chin. "you got a little something there, dear."

she stabs at her food, and somehow, the sauce from her plate splashes everywhere. apparently her fork slipped. so now i have to watch herself clean off, like an animal grooming.

we get up to leave for the movie, and the innertube under her shirt seems like its struggling to get free. she sits in the car, and i swear it was a miracle the hubcaps didnt burst from the seams. we get there, and her boyfriend calls mid movie. i enjoy myself for once, and even consider opening the hb next to me.

she gets back, and makes some small talk, "oh he doesnt like the fact that im out with you, but i told him he can trust you" me: "yeah, believe me, im not going to try anything."

side note: even if she was hot, i wouldnt probably since the bf's in the army, training and i know how hhard it is since i got a friendin there now. i recommend the same for all you pua's, its psychologically tough enough in there, and he doesnt need to find out his girls cheating while hes getting gassed and shot at.

anyways, after the movie, i dropped that thing home and went out, skated, partied, # closed a sonic worker and showered those damn cooties off.





moral: GET. BODY. SHOTS.
bahahahaha.

Generally speaking if a girl does not have body shots of her self, she is bound to have some weight on her. But that does not make it a for sure thing as girls tend to be insecure in their bodies and so she may not put any up. If that is the case you can usually tell if a girl is fat or not by her face.

Even LARGER dangers of online sarging:

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If my post made me appear homosexual, I want you all to know that prior to sitting down at my computer I slammed 15 shots of whiskey, went balls-deep into my woman, and recited Clint Eastwood lines for 20 minutes.

Hahaha. Man just the way you wrote this made me laugh my ass off!

Remember to check the part on thier profile which states "body type".

Don't even bother checking that out. Its one of the areas people lie the most on online profiles. With height being the other one.

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I woulda just floored it after I saw her. Did you PAY for the dinner too?

um,
yeah xD

Hahaha Buddy!! I feel bad for you... what a waste of time! But there is a simple way to find out if your unsure if the girls a hippo. Ask her how much she weights over the phone! lol its hilarious if you do it in a cocky funny way... and it shows balls! if they refuse to tell you or get mad, then you know they are FAT. haha.. but of course there is the chance they will get offended.. but all you have to do is turn on some of that charm ; )

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