Hey ppl
i have got an overprotective mom. I am 20 years old and she still keeps me inside of the house all the time so that nothing happens to me.
I am not allowed to bring girls over because "girls are dangerous"
My dad kisses my moms ass and enforces her laws and agrees with everything she says.
The cool thing is that I am at miami beach right now !

The girls here are stunningly beautiful!
The downside is that I have not got the guts to make friends yet, also I am locked in the hotel room because my mom is afraid in this "hostile environment".
I wish to go out and sarge, i dont know really where to meet people yet. Anyone familiar with miami beach ?
I am staying at hotel "Western Beach" I believe it is near South Beach.
Also what are good openers to use
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Because girls don't like sex..
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