| I hate the passive aggressive wussy shit but this is one time that you need to do it.
You can almost smell her bitchiness from a mile away. They're typically OVERLY showy about their closeness to high valued people and totally cold fish to EVERYBODY else. These chicks seem to flail their arms around the whole time in that, "look at me, look at me," fashion all the while attempting to poke everybody's eyes out at the same time. And make no mistake, these chicks are aggressive female versions of the playground bully. If she finds an easy target to pick on, she will make him the butt of all her jokes, ALL NIGHT LONG. (It's been my experience that the real bitchy girls are never 10's. They're usually the try-hard-to-be pretty but always fall short of the natural beauties.)
So the first thing you do as soon as you are introduced to her is to continue chatting with the person who just introduced you. If you try to chat with the bitch's girlfriend(s), she'll get jealous and start going, "Who do you think you are?" If you begin chatting her right away, she gets a rush from this and begin her playground taunting shit. So you just go, "Hmm, nice to meet you. (Then turning right back to the guy buddy who just introduced you) Hey, what do you think about hitting Susan's party on Saturday?....."
The goal is to get this guy to give you some props. Snowboarding, fishing, sailing, traveling, whatever . . . you want to crank the fun factor up to 11. If she tries to bud in positively, then make her work her way in. If the target girl buds in with a negative tone, you give a 3 second silence as in , "Why are you interrupting me?" And then you tell her, "Do you mind, I'm trying to have a conversation here." (Turn to her friends, put your hands up to the target girl and go) "Nice . . . you ladies brought the class clown out here with you." (To them, you want to smile, smile, smile . . )
Then just turn your back and continue.
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