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sat@n, you might just be on to the creation of a great "Idiot's Comic Routine", in which case . . . I suppose a comedic element could be added to your "I am a rapist" skit.
How about after her boyfriend stomps your head for the third time, and the drummer follows up with a flam and a weak crash cymbal to please the crowd, you can go, "Hey you with the crash cymbal! I'm gonna rape you in the ass next. . . dur hur, hur . . . " - (Insert crash cymbal here.) And don't forget the "dur, hur, hur" - this is the most important ingredient in the idiot's comedy routine.
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*I am not saying that you are an idiot, although you may or may not be. I'm just saying that you seem to have a flair for the "Idiot's Comic Routine". . . that's all.
Reminds me a bit about Dave Chapelle's "Girls that dress like sluts but say they are not sluts" stand up routine. He follows by saying that if he was walking in the street in a cop uniform it would be expected that people run to him when they are in trouble. You can't blame a guy that runs to a man dress in a cop uniform for thinking he's a cop. Samething with you rolling up to a girl dressed like a whore thinking she's a whore. Just because she's wearing the "outfit", doesn't mean she's really one.
I think the same reasoning can be extended to a guy in a dark alley giving a rape speach to an attractive girl.