Hey guys,
This is a text game field report and I need your analysis on it, because I feel there's a huge shit tests going on here. So I was trying to be more playful than usual, so it might startle her a little bit. So I saw her status on Facebook, it was like "boredom, fear and laziness is our worst enemy, don't let them take our life. Who's the boss??". So I got something in my mind and texted her:
Me: "Hey boss, how've you been? Now because u're the boss, I want to apply a position as a manager. I can offer fun, courage and dilligence (like change all of the negative emotions on her status) plus crazy times. Which one do you pick?
HB: Haha, so funny, well I don't open a job vacancy for a manager but I do have for an office boy, u want it? Haha.. XD
Me: No, I only want the manager position. Manager is a safer position, because if anything happens to me, people will still care. But if I'm an office boy, you can call me whenever you want and if you do something to me, people wouldn't care.
What were u doing for ur vacation? I'm doing cycling with my friends,etc, a lot of fun stuff, it was just crazy.
HB: Haha... U wish
Well, I shop for my college needs, hanging out with friends, so far so good, haha. Where'd you cycling? Still in your hometown??
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Then I told her more about my vacation. Then she didn't respond. I don't care and leave her for 1 day.
The next day, I texted her again:
Me: Hey boss, I'm back to Bali now, so I can do my job again. Remember, I only offer 2 things: fun and crazy times. The other 2 were only for yesterday, and I didn't get any confirmation text, so it automatically self-destruct. Now u got 1 more chance before I offer it to somebody else!!
(credit to Savoy)
HB: Haha, ok I choose fun..
Me: OK, If u choose fun,go to X mall tomorrow around 3 A.M, be sure to wear something casual (short denim and tanktop would do), and cook ur own food. I'll surprise you, or are u a girl that don't like a surprise?;)
HB: Well, I do like surprise, but if it's from you, I must be careful..
I can't do it tomorrow, I got something else to do. What about the crazy times?
Me: well, for the crazy times, depends on what day you're free, I got different ideas.
When are you free?
(2 hours later)
HB: Sorry for late reply, well Grace is still in her hometown, maybe I'll just meet you guys after she got home, haha (she confessed that she wants to go out with me, but not alone, she's an awkward girl with the boys, so I just understand that she's nervous and play social circle game just for her) Btw, did you called me with a private number?
Me: Who says that I'm going to go out with you alone? I don't go out with a girl who might want something from me, you're too dangerous, maybe more dangerous than me.
No "HB", I'll bring my friends, u bring ur friends too. I just feel the more people we bring the better it would be. Don't u feel so?
So, is Thursday okay for you? And more importantly, are you adventurous?
(credit to AFC Adam)
Me: Oh, I almost forgot 1 thing. No, I didn't call you with a private number. I got calls like that too often, and it's creepy. So why would I do that? Got it?
HB: Ok2, I'm sorry, hehe
. Yeah, it was really creepy, so I didn't pick it up. And what's more creepy is, after that 1 of my friend called and asked me if something happened to me. I was confused, and think that there's somebody who'll terrorize me. haha... quite creepy. Then I replied, what did u mean? and because he/she (IDK, she just mentioned a friend, not specific,) didn't reply and I was curious, I called and he told me that he got bad feelings about her and usually is right, n he just wanted to make sure that I'm OK. Whew.. Annoying. How'd you feel if u're on a situation like that? Sometimes I got creeped out, u know. *snivel* 0_o
Me: Don't cry. I got times like that too. If you really are paying atention to my stories, u'll remember, which I'm sure u will because u're a pretty good listener.
I'll tell u later about it. I'm still at the church now, be good and wait, "HB"
HB: Hey2, I didn't really cry. I'm just telling u a story. haha... Well, I'm also going to get my dinner. Well, u're at the church? Is Kevin still there? He told me that he'd go to Switzerland to study? Has he departed? (Kevin's her schoolmate)
I really meant it, so I ignored her and called her 3 hours later. She didn't pick up, I texted her (as usually I do to make her comply)
Me: Hey HB, have u finished eating? It's just a lot of exciting things happeed today. Call me back if you've finished, ok?
HB: Sorry steve, I'm not really in the mood to talk to you right now, so sorry, maybe another time. Bye!
I just thought that she's not in the mood (she's moody, she's confessed to me), so I just decided to text her the next day.
so the next day:
Me: Hey Miss Moody, how's your mood? Don't worry about it, just stay positive and believe that it'll over soon. Like yesterday, I was so tired after the trip back to here (u know what happened if I'm tired) and I was so in bad mood. I just believe that it'll be over soon guess what?? A cute girl texted me while I was at the church and told me about how scared she was, because somebody called her with a private ID, and she cried in the text!! It was so funny and my bad mood were gone. I kinda like her because she's a little bit spoiled, but I was at the church so I told her to wait. I don't know if she's still scared and crying.
Maybe I'll just call her later and give her amazing and fun times.
LOL..
Ever experienced a day like that, "HB"?
This one shocked me
HB: Hahaha... You're such an overexaggetor guy, I'm not that scared. Sometimes I don't like telling stories to you, u just love to overexaggerate it, and IDK, I don't like it, ur mouth is too sweet, haha.. no offense, ok?
And it's not because of my mood, my mood is normal, just what I think about you, and I hope you don't get offended, ok?
And it's not because u're at the church and replied my text so long and I got bored, I understand. and I wasn't in bad mood either, just feel like I don't want to talk you. Hehe, ok, bye! ^^
(30 minutes later)
I thought it's a shit test, so I dared to stay cool and didn't take it too seriously
Me: I just got back from the shop, bought some mags, sorry for late reply.
Hahaha... My mouth is too sweet? Maybe I can sell it like a candy. How much do you think I should sell it? 1$ per bite?
That's the art of story telling, girl. I think that's one of the most important skills to have, besides it's also on of my passions to be an actor or a story teller. This is how I talk, not just to you, but to everybody. I say things what they deserve, I take away what they don't. So u better get used to it. OK?
Well, if u can't take any jokes, I'll just be a serious, boring guy, who got a face like this ---> *angry face*. Haha.. for late texts, I know now u hate me so much, u won't get bothered by it.
So Nemesis, let me guess, u're online at home?
Then she didn't reply.....
So guys, what I am asking are:
1) What did I do wrong?
2) Should I apologize and change my character?
3) What should I do now (how many days should I wait before contacting her again,etc)?
It's my sticking points for now. Any advice, share it here?? Thanks a million!!
Best pal,
Steven
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