Since I don't see any replies, I'll just copy paste a conversation I had with a girl online..
About her profile: so you'll understand, this was a blonde 26 six year old cutie with kind of a skater look going on, but she only had photos of herself on her profile and THAT'S IT. Tough nut to crack? Nope...
My FIRST messageSubject:
====== Heyyy...miss SUPER blonde

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Message:
How you doing?
Boy...you can sure tell that you're a BLONDE allright...
You're a member since October 2005 and you STILL haven't filled in your profile yet? Damn girl...even Pamela Anderson doesn't have SHIT on YOUR blondness
little kiss for misses extremely blonde
Her 1st Reply
I haven't had the time to fill in my profile yet, can you believe that?

Been so busy with my new job and all, working late shifts gets a girl tired you know...And okay, I admit...I don't do my thing with computers that well..
My 2nd Message
Yeah right! All I hear is blablabla I'm lazy and I'm blonde, so stop the excuses missy!
What kind of job do you currently have then?
Because if I put 2 and 2 together? I suspect you of being part of the underground skating scene where you battle on ramps and rails for cold hard cash and of dealing in illegal board accessories
Her 2nd Reply
Hahaha. I do NOT mister!
I just love boarding along the boulevard during summer days, it gives me a sense of freedom you know, to skate around at high speeds in the streets and I’ve been doing it for like 6 years now
My 3rd Message
Really? I love open minded women who like their taste of freedom!
But I can imagine when you’re out skating again with the wind blowing through your long hair, the burning sun on your skin while you’re skating at high speeds…that sometimes, maybe, a guy on a bike or a car crosses the road at the exact same moment you do…and sure those kneepads and helmets and all that are nice…but I’m curious..
Did you ever get into a minor accident because of your board, and hair color? (A) How many cuts and bruises, tell me...I want to know how blonde you REALLY are
Her 3rd Reply
Those bruises are not my hair’s fault honey

it was the drivers fault! Yeah I’ve bumped into a few cars and bicycles allright, with some scars as a result. I was once launched into the air and dropped onto the hood of a car because I couldn’t brake with my board at the moment of truth, I literally flew through the air haha! It scared the crap out of me, but it was nothing serious though. And you probably would get a kick out of me telling you that I DID get seriously injured, wouldn’t you?
My 4th Message
Are you sure you weren’t launched into the AIR…because your totally blonde airhead makes it so easy for your body to fly?

hihihi
You know what? I have to go now…but I had a lot of fun talking to you,
So let’s continue the fun later on skater girl, what’s your phone number?
Because I want to hear more about your crazy skating adventures, and who knows, maybe I’ll join you some time on the boulevard if you promise NOT to be a creepy stalker
Her 4th Message
Hahaah yeah I’m sure! My number: xxxxxxx (note: I removed it obviously)
And no I won’t stalk you hahaha, you’re so crazy!
The End
Total time between 1st message and phone number: 10 minutes
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