This one still amazes me. Keep in mind what an ugly,fat, chode I was in high school. I've randomly facebooked her from time to time just to chat, I've never once gave any sort of sexual inuendos but decided for shits just to test the waters.


Chris
pizza and sex?

5:57pmMelanie
huh?

5:58pmChris
im hungry lets go grab some pizza and follow it up with some hot sex

5:58pmMelanie
lol
ill take you up on the hot sex
but i dont eat pizza
lol

5:58pmChris
ok even better im broke today anyway

5:59pmMelanie
lol oyure funny

5:59pmChris
where are we going to fuck? we can get kinky and lay down my back seats or you can come over later tonight

6:00pmMelanie
where you live?

6:00pmChris
like downtown dallas

6:00pmMelanie
later tonight?

6:01pmChris
yeah in a bit

6:01pmMelanie
ok txt me

6:01pmChris
idk your number

6:01pmMelanie
xxx-xxxx

Bing Bang Done

Good one, boy was she eager.

Funny man. I love those easy ones I get from time to time as well. I'm going to try the pizza and sex routine. Classic.

I think its really in the forwardness and boldness behind it. I've had better success lately with just being real straight forward hey lets fuck kind of shit than with the girls beating around the bush trying to get hours of comfort and finally bringing back to my place for a "movie" etc.

The other day there was this girl peggy who has been seeing one of my buddies but they weren't official so for shits i just ran it on her. Later that day when I saw her she took me aside from the guy and was like "Chris if I weren't with him we would so skip pizza and have sex tonight" along with countless other full closes, this one just perticuarly amazed me because literally i haven't seen this girl in 2.5 years. Gives a great blowjob.

With this routine if they try to blow you out just stick with it until you're absolutely blown out notice she goes "lol you're funny" I definetly could have screwed it up right there and thought hope was lost but I gave another plow asking where we're going to fuck and bingo. I was in those pants less than 3 hours later.

Happy Gaming Gentlemen,
Chris Love