Today I went to the mall to pick up .45 ammunition at a sporting goods store, it's so hard to find lately. I figured I would hit the food court and grab lunch after the store. It took me 30 minutes to get the damn stuff. There were a ton of customers and barely any help. I now have 30 minutes to eat lunch and get back to work. Looks like this paid off for me.

Now for the good stuff. I'm sitting alone at this table eating lunch and I see 3 tables ahead this mom, her 3 kids. 1 kid is in her stroller (maybe 2 years) and she dropped her bottle, or sippy cup thing. Her older sister maybe 6 years old looks over at it and ignores it. The kid starts crying and the mom isn't paying attention either. After about 30 seconds I get up and walk over, I pick up the bottle and give it to the kid. Was tired of hearing crying and watching the mom neglect the kid.

I am walking back to my table and these 2 girls HB8.5 and HB8 25 and 26 years old say aww that was really sweet of you, you get brownie points with us for that. I smiled and they asked if I mind if they sat at my table with me. I said sure, but I have to get out of here and get back to work in about 10 minutes. I set a real time constraint.

I am wearing the "I work for the man" outfit. Khaki pants, dress shoes and I have on a pink shirt today. HB8.5 compliments me on the pink shirt and says, "not a lot of guys can pull off a pink shirt, nor would they wear one at all. I think it's hot and says a lot about a guys confidence and sexuality." We had just random conversation and I was getting ready to leave to go back to work, and I had been opened and they ran the whole set. HB 8 says "we're going out for our friend's birthday tomorrow night, and we'd like you to come along with us. It will be a fun time." I am supposed to go out tomorrow night with my buddies to a happy hour in Washington DC I said to her. She pouted her lips a bit and asked me for my number. She told me she would call me to see if I thought more about going out with them. I told her I'll consider it, only because she liked the pink shirt. They both laughed and giggled to each other. They gave me a hug and I headed back to work.

Consensus... Hell fuckin yeah I'm going with them.

GPUA - Girl Pick Up Artist