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| Milinko | PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:19 am | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Enthusiast | Joined: Sun Sep 14, 2008 12:24 am Posts: 83 | | Just for starters not like many give a shit, but Hi to all those I know and havent seen much of lately..
A method for online dating was emailed to me.. and I really wanted to show you guys the level of failure this can bring.. along with success...
Part 1:
Find a photo of a/the girl you would find attractive physically.
Part 2:
Create or find a profile body/intro that suits her attitude or the type you would see this type of girl with.
Kink: DO not use both the same picture and profile.
Cut paste and create the profile.
Fill out the area she resides in. I suggest your local capital.
(tidy up the profile and add any last quirks final touches)
Suggested time to let this profile run is 3 days. I suggest you check the profile every 6~8hours and let it run for 3 days.
At the end of your time, and as you prolly gathered. You've gotten close to 100~500 messages, from guys.. to your girl.. [this must sound terribly retarded at the moment]
Get a gal pal in on this and make a note pad to cut and paste each mailed message.
Review these messages.. take the good ones.. and make them your own.. add your touch and character to them. [obviously if you dont.. you'll look like a fake and an idiot]
How this idea BOMBS terribly:
This for me is a complete failure. Why?, because every guy who messaged HB11 was completely ignorant.. had no charm no character..
How to prevent this from bombing:
To prevent it from being a waste of time, you have to put in even more time to make this work. You need to make this profile several times over and place it in different cities, I suggest places like New york, NY LA, CA .. im sure you get the idea..
Leave comments and feed back and enjoy this.. Mil _________________ Making things easy.
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| 870 | PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:12 pm | |
| Offline | | Homewrecker |  | Joined: Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:09 pm Posts: 1063 Location: Springfield, Missouri, USA | | Moved your thread to the online section.
Please post in the right forums and answer my texts :p
Your boy,
870 _________________ "Do not blame, call out, alpha male, superman, or water sprinkle any hoes. And what will be, will be." -Hobbit
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| CrackingWise | PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:03 pm | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Enthusiast |  | Joined: Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:46 pm Posts: 31 | | This seems like it'd really only help with openers, and there are two reasons why that isn't that useful:
1. This community has come up with a bunch of great openers without having to dredge through hundreds of super AFC messages (see my worst opener EVER thread).
2. The hard part of online game seems to be what comes between the opener and #closing, which this doesn't really help to improve.
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| Milinko | PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:48 pm | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Enthusiast | Joined: Sun Sep 14, 2008 12:24 am Posts: 83 | | Half the real battle is really getting them to talk to you before you even get started.. openers or not..
Out of all the lame afc messages.. the best option i've seen branches something from my own.. and it's make friends
Bah 8, your txt like never make it to my phone bro.. you know how to dial, your not illiterate.. call a guy
secondly someone can move the post.. i'd rather not post else where.. i like posting them in semi correct/incorrect places
edit: oh yea.. if you got problems between number closing and her actually talking to you i'd say you did something wrong.. everything is situational .. keep the flow energetic and what she thinks your after platonic _________________ Making things easy.
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| daftdaft | PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:17 am | |
| Offline | | New to MPUA Forum | Joined: Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:47 am Posts: 6 | | You were right up until the copy and paste part. Obviously you havn't read what those AFC's have written! Its so generic and dumb.
I totally agree about signing up as a girl to attract guy emails. It really puts things in perspective once you receive 300 emails in a day, all generic and sound as boring as the next. Even me and other people telling you guys (the readers) about the signing up as a girl isn't good enough, its like seeing a miracle happen. Not only do you get to see the competition and what they are doing (which isn't much, so its easy to excel in that field) but you get to feel what it feels like to be on the other team. No this isn't some gay thing, its a reality check that the girls deal with, and what better way to peacock on line then to have some great vocabulary and wit.. plus the "Perfect Internet Game. WOAH."
Regarding "Perfect Internet Game. WOAH.", the title doesn't even do it justice... its nearly flawless!!
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| Workaholic | PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:07 pm | |
| Offline | | Member of MPUA Forum |  | Joined: Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:32 pm Posts: 189 | | I feel so used. I bet every hot girl on my Facebook is a guy now! I am going to ask them to scan in their SPAM from now on. _________________ "That's how you become great, man. Hang your balls out there!"--Copy store clerk (Jerry Maguire)
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