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She told me she had a boyfriend in Pittsburg, PA. And later, she told me your name is Michael. I will now tell you the story about your faithful and loving girlfriend, who you wait to return to you from 5000 miles on the other side of the Pacific Ocean, Hisae:

I picked her up a few weeks ago asking her for directions. She gave me very positive body language as well as her phone number. We texted back and forth for the next few days and soon met up for a day 2. It was here that I can give some credence to her being a faithful girlfriend. I brought her to the pier where I usually bring girls to kiss close them. I noticed she was a little uptight so I tried to kiss close her within the first 15 minutes. However, she solidly rejected me. I tried all my back up tactics to get a kiss close, however I failed at every attempt and there was nothing I could do to penetrate her shield. It was here that I learned about you, Michael, her boyfriend. She indeed had me convinced that night that she was the kind of girl who would never cheat on her boyfriend.

The night ended on a bad note with me telling her that I would rather be alone than be with a girl who had just rejected me. She walked away and I sat there at the pier looking out at the Pacific towards the land where you live.

By all means, I thought this would be the last time I ever saw her and she was a total write off in my book.

But I guess fate brought us together again. A few days later I ran into her on the street after I had finished work. She lives right near the center of the city. It was night out and she was wearing sunglasses. I asked her why and she said it was because she didn't have any makeup on and she was just going to the supermarket to pick up some food. We ended up walking to a park together and talking. She still was cold as hell and gave me absolutely nothing to encourage me to pursue her further. I throught about trying to kiss close her again, but her body language was so negative I didn't even make an attempt. This unplanned date ended on a bad note as well as I walked away totally fed up with her offstandish vibe. I excused myself cordially and left. I walked back to where my motorcycle was parked and started texting some other girls. About 10 minutes later she walked past my bike (after all, she hadn't gone to the supermarket yet). I said, "Hisae, if it weren't for this huge wall you have around you to keep others from getting to know you I think there would be a great girl inside. I don't like walking away from people with a bad feeling like I had tonight, and I'm sure you don't either. Come here, give me a peck on the cheek." I then pointed to my cheek. She walked up to me, gave me a peck and then walked away. I told her to email me again.

However, I never heard from her again. A week or so passed. One night after work I went to the supermarket to buy a beer and I ran into your girlfriend yet again! I tapped her on the shoulder and said hello and then went off to pay for my beer. I waited for her to finish paying for her food. She was really amazed how we kept on meeting coincidentally like this. I offered to walk her back to her apartment. She accepted. It was about a 10 minute walk back to her place and we just shot the shit, no heavy talk or anything. When we arrived at her place I said, "Okay, are you going to let down that wall you have built up around you yet?" She said, "What are you talking about?" "Give me a kiss, I said." She refused. I then said, "Okay, Hisae, if I walk away from you tonight with you giving me the cold SPAM I'm just not going to say hi to you next time I accidentally see you around town again." She said, "That's cruel", and she made a pouting expression on her face. "Just one second, no tongue. I can't promise you any tongue." She then said, "I guess just one second isn't too bad and then she came in for a quick kiss on the lips. I then made fun of the way she kissed me and said, "Damn girl, you just came at me like a frog trying to catch a fly. That was freaky." She started laughing, we both were cracking up. I told her to text me again...

I didn't hear from her for a while. But then last night, totally out of the blue I got a text from her. The exchange went like this:

Her: Hey, how's it going? It's been raining all day :(
Me: Yeah, so I can't meet you outside this time. Why don't you come over to my place and we can watch a video?
Her: I don't feel like going outside cause it's raining
Me: I understand. When it rains I don't feel like going outside either. And you probably wouldn't like it if I held you from behind while we watched a movie (smiley face)

(two hours pass)

Her: What's your closest station? Is it okay if I come over late, after 10pm?
Me: My station is xxxx. No rush, text me again when you get to the station

Michael, when I got the station to meet your girlfriend my jaw dropped. She was in a devastatingly alluring short black skirt. Funny, she doesn't work out but her legs are to die for--perfectly toned and shaped. Michael, don't you think it's odd that your girlfriend showed up to meet me late at night to come to my place to watch a video in a sultry short black skirt?

Michael, that sultry short black skirt was nothing compared to the fire engine red lingerie she had on beneath. That drove me up the frickin' wall!!! Michael, I wonder why she was wearing red lingerie under her skirt?? It behooves me. What was that girl thinking?

I do want to say thank you though. You, having also lived in Japan, know as well as I that Japanse girls don't shave downstairs. However, I'm guessing that you got her into the habit of shaving. It was so sweet eating that hairless pussy. It was like a sweet Japanese momo (peach) from the finest orchard.

I was also shocked at how tight her pussy was. I thought, having been with another American she would have been stretched out somewhat. But I guess your dick isn't the kind that stretches pussies out too much, or maybe it's the long months that have passed since she came to Pittsburg to visit you.

Michael, we fucked for nearly 4 hours. I came three times and she came multiple times. My girlfriend has a little meat on her, but she is very voluptious with big, full breasts. Your girlfriend was thin and cut with a very tight body and nearly no body fat. She told me she weighs only 92 pounds! I felt like I was riding a new sports car. I have to say, my favorite was driving her from behind. Michael, she has the nicest little round ass ever. And her waist is unbelievably small. You really are a lucky guy, accept for the fact that she is a dick feign for another man's cock right now. I hope you don't mind that I obliged myself many, many times all over your sweet, precious Hisae who is pining for you 5000 miles across the Pacific. Tell you what Michael, I ate some really good sushi last night. It was absolutely succulent. If you and I ever happen to meet next time I'm in PA, the sushi and beer is on me, friend.


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You screw a 45-year-old woman with herpes.
You constantly fuck other girls behind your girlfriend's back.
You wear down a crying virgin until she finally gives it up to you.
And, this time around, you write a chest-beating post addressed to some guy you've never met in which you crow about how you fucked his girlfriend.

Dude, you're no PUA. You're a sex addicted sociopath. Get some help.


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Hey Cretin, thanks for reading my posts. If there's any advice I can give you in the future I will do my best to advise you if it's an area I think I can help you on. You're right, after some introspection, I realized that this was more of a "chest-beating post" as you put it. I think it came off that way because I wrote it just after I F clozed the girl and, frankly, it was some really good pussy. She texted me back yesterday telling me the sex was so good and she wants to meet me again. But I have to say sorry to my fellow PUA's because I really didn't give any tips on this post. So I will do so now.

These tips refer to working with a girl who has a boyfriend and how they worked in this F close:

--When a girl says, "I have a boyfriend", tell her, "I have a girlfriend". This brings you to an equal level and shuts out her frame which had the intention of disqualifying you as a potential suitor. Mystery would always say that you don't want to quality yourself as a potential suitor, but in the case the girl has a boyfriend you have to make it known that you are interested in the girl more than friends in order to never allow her to put you in the friends zone.

--Take the rejection with a grain of salt. Her mind is programmed to reject other potential suitors. She believes that because she has a boyfriend she isn't supposed to have sex with another guy. That doesn't necessarily mean that she doesn't WANT to have sex another guy.

--Be persistent but not pushy. Keep up the subtle sexual overtones in your texts and meetings with her. I have found that there are 2 kinds of girls when it comes to this. The A type girl will stop contacting you. This is good because you no longer have to waste your time following a lead that will yield no results. The B type girl will show a little resistance or may even enjoy the "sexual vibes" you are sending out, but most importantly, she will CONTINUE contact with you. Type B girl is a hot lead.

--Be patient and expect more building time than you would expect with a single/married woman. Yes, I put married women in a different category. They are actually easier to have sex with than a girl with a boyfriend. Married women have usually already made up their minds to cheat beforehand whereas a girl with a boyfriend is usually taking her relationship pretty seriously. That being said, I believe that a multiple number of short meetings (limited to 40 minutes of so) will start to get you popping up in her head more often. Once she starts thinking about you more often her "I have a boyfriend" wall will slowly start to deteriorate.

--Use her boyfriends fuck-ups to your advantage. In my case her boyfriend was in a different country. This had obvious advantages. I was there, he wasn't. I'll give some examples of previous experiences (in all these situations, girl had a boyfriend):

1. Boyfriend was needy. Called her constantly to "check up on her". At the same time I often made myself unavailable to her. F close

2. Boyfriend too similar to her: same age and race, same view one life, same reacitons that she would have, etc. I was different. I was a different race, had a different view on life, had different reactions to things than her, etc. F close

3. Boyfriend not making her feel special. So I took her out, talked to her and made her feel special. She spends the night at my place. F close

--Most imporantly, create sexual attraction from the beginning. Without this all attempts are futile. If you have some experience you will know when a woman is attracted to you. Since she is programmed to rebuff other men you have to make her aware of her attraction to you. Say things like, "I know you are attracted to me. It must be hard denying something like that." Women eat that shit up. It shows confidence and DHV spikes you out the ass. Another thing; make her kino you. That's right. Of course, when you talk to her you will try to kino her, but every so often MAKE her kino you. How? Give a verbal command, example, "Hug me", "Give me a peck" (point to cheek), "Massage my hands for a bit", etc.


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Hey Cretin, thanks for reading my posts. If there's any advice I can give you in the future I will do my best to advise you if it's an area I think I can help you on. You're right, after some introspection, I realized that this was more of a "chest-beating post" as you put it. I think it came off that way because I wrote it just after I F clozed the girl and, frankly, it was some really good pussy. She texted me back yesterday telling me the sex was so good and she wants to meet me again. But I have to say sorry to my fellow PUA's because I really didn't give any tips on this post. So I will do so now.

These tips refer to working with a girl who has a boyfriend and how they worked in this F close:

--When a girl says, "I have a boyfriend", tell her, "I have a girlfriend". This brings you to an equal level and shuts out her frame which had the intention of disqualifying you as a potential suitor. Mystery would always say that you don't want to quality yourself as a potential suitor, but in the case the girl has a boyfriend you have to make it known that you are interested in the girl more than friends in order to never allow her to put you in the friends zone.

--Take the rejection with a grain of salt. Her mind is programmed to reject other potential suitors. She believes that because she has a boyfriend she isn't supposed to have sex with another guy. That doesn't necessarily mean that she doesn't WANT to have sex another guy.

--Be persistent but not pushy. Keep up the subtle sexual overtones in your texts and meetings with her. I have found that there are 2 kinds of girls when it comes to this. The A type girl will stop contacting you. This is good because you no longer have to waste your time following a lead that will yield no results. The B type girl will show a little resistance or may even enjoy the "sexual vibes" you are sending out, but most importantly, she will CONTINUE contact with you. Type B girl is a hot lead.

--Be patient and expect more building time than you would expect with a single/married woman. Yes, I put married women in a different category. They are actually easier to have sex with than a girl with a boyfriend. Married women have usually already made up their minds to cheat beforehand whereas a girl with a boyfriend is usually taking her relationship pretty seriously. That being said, I believe that a multiple number of short meetings (limited to 40 minutes of so) will start to get you popping up in her head more often. Once she starts thinking about you more often her "I have a boyfriend" wall will slowly start to deteriorate.

--Use her boyfriends fuck-ups to your advantage. In my case her boyfriend was in a different country. This had obvious advantages. I was there, he wasn't. I'll give some examples of previous experiences (in all these situations, girl had a boyfriend):

1. Boyfriend was needy. Called her constantly to "check up on her". At the same time I often made myself unavailable to her. F close

2. Boyfriend too similar to her: same age and race, same view one life, same reacitons that she would have, etc. I was different. I was a different race, had a different view on life, had different reactions to things than her, etc. F close

3. Boyfriend not making her feel special. So I took her out, talked to her and made her feel special. She spends the night at my place. F close

--Most imporantly, create sexual attraction from the beginning. Without this all attempts are futile. If you have some experience you will know when a woman is attracted to you. Since she is programmed to rebuff other men you have to make her aware of her attraction to you. Say things like, "I know you are attracted to me. It must be hard denying something like that." Women eat that shit up. It shows confidence and DHV spikes you out the ass. Another thing; make her kino you. That's right. Of course, when you talk to her you will try to kino her, but every so often MAKE her kino you. How? Give a verbal command, example, "Hug me", "Give me a peck" (point to cheek), "Massage my hands for a bit", etc.
I really enjoyed reading this post.

Thank you.

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These tips refer to working with a girl who has a boyfriend and how they worked in this F close:

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Awesome post, man! Thanks...
I am kind of new to the game but there is this girl that I met 4 years ago, we run into each other once or twice a summer and every time we do she gives me a kiss on the lips... so sometimes we'd go for a beer or an ice-cream and the night would end with a light make-out session when she will proceed to tell me how she would not cheat on her boyfriend by sleeping with me (which also is a clear sign that she would like me to do her - but can't because of her BF)... and I never know how to take it any further with her...

I guess I've got a lot to learn :) Any more advice will be greatly appreciated!

Thanks,

Alex

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Thx for posting, keep up the good work.

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In the original field report, some people would say you come off as a "chest-beating" asshole... and I have to say I agree. This was my first reaction. However...

I like it. I feel as though it's the definition of alpha, in the sense that monogamous relationships are simply a tool created by beta males (Credit to gunwitch).

And of course your tips could benefit anyone, regardless of their feelings towards you.

So overall...

+2 to this thread. Congrats bro.

P.S: I wanna be in Japan...girls are so hot and love the culture!

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Hey Cretin, thanks for reading my posts. If there's any advice I can give you in the future I will do my best to advise you if it's an area I think I can help you on. You're right, after some introspection, I realized that this was more of a "chest-beating post" as you put it. I think it came off that way because I wrote it just after I F clozed the girl and, frankly, it was some really good pussy. She texted me back yesterday telling me the sex was so good and she wants to meet me again. But I have to say sorry to my fellow PUA's because I really didn't give any tips on this post. So I will do so now.

These tips refer to working with a girl who has a boyfriend and how they worked in this F close:

--When a girl says, "I have a boyfriend", tell her, "I have a girlfriend". This brings you to an equal level and shuts out her frame which had the intention of disqualifying you as a potential suitor. Mystery would always say that you don't want to quality yourself as a potential suitor, but in the case the girl has a boyfriend you have to make it known that you are interested in the girl more than friends in order to never allow her to put you in the friends zone.

--Take the rejection with a grain of salt. Her mind is programmed to reject other potential suitors. She believes that because she has a boyfriend she isn't supposed to have sex with another guy. That doesn't necessarily mean that she doesn't WANT to have sex another guy.

--Be persistent but not pushy. Keep up the subtle sexual overtones in your texts and meetings with her. I have found that there are 2 kinds of girls when it comes to this. The A type girl will stop contacting you. This is good because you no longer have to waste your time following a lead that will yield no results. The B type girl will show a little resistance or may even enjoy the "sexual vibes" you are sending out, but most importantly, she will CONTINUE contact with you. Type B girl is a hot lead.

--Be patient and expect more building time than you would expect with a single/married woman. Yes, I put married women in a different category. They are actually easier to have sex with than a girl with a boyfriend. Married women have usually already made up their minds to cheat beforehand whereas a girl with a boyfriend is usually taking her relationship pretty seriously. That being said, I believe that a multiple number of short meetings (limited to 40 minutes of so) will start to get you popping up in her head more often. Once she starts thinking about you more often her "I have a boyfriend" wall will slowly start to deteriorate.

--Use her boyfriends fuck-ups to your advantage. In my case her boyfriend was in a different country. This had obvious advantages. I was there, he wasn't. I'll give some examples of previous experiences (in all these situations, girl had a boyfriend):

1. Boyfriend was needy. Called her constantly to "check up on her". At the same time I often made myself unavailable to her. F close

2. Boyfriend too similar to her: same age and race, same view one life, same reacitons that she would have, etc. I was different. I was a different race, had a different view on life, had different reactions to things than her, etc. F close

3. Boyfriend not making her feel special. So I took her out, talked to her and made her feel special. She spends the night at my place. F close

--Most imporantly, create sexual attraction from the beginning. Without this all attempts are futile. If you have some experience you will know when a woman is attracted to you. Since she is programmed to rebuff other men you have to make her aware of her attraction to you. Say things like, "I know you are attracted to me. It must be hard denying something like that." Women eat that shit up. It shows confidence and DHV spikes you out the ass. Another thing; make her kino you. That's right. Of course, when you talk to her you will try to kino her, but every so often MAKE her kino you. How? Give a verbal command, example, "Hug me", "Give me a peck" (point to cheek), "Massage my hands for a bit", etc.

Parts of this post is good. It sounds like you get it. But your original post on the girl sounded more like a fabrication of your own imagination. From your lay reports, when you fuck a herpes old woman, make a virgin cry, etc. it sounds like you come from a scarcity mentality.

Anyways if you managed to pull off the girl with a boyfriend, (which I dont think you have but....) kudos to you. Keep you the good work and keep drilling those Asian beauties.


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great post. i wish i had skills like u

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UPDATE:

I drilled Hisae last Monday. This Monday she had the evening off again and she was up at my place in a flash. Looks like Michael's sneaky little girlfriend was coming back for seconds afterall.

I know graphic details are not encouraged on this forum. But let me ask you this: How would you like it if not only did your girlfriend cheat on you, but she thoroughly and lovingly took her sweet time to give a long rimming session, licking all around his asshole with her tongue, and then she came back to you, her boyfriend, and kissed you?

Man it was awesome. Girls rarely stick their tongue there, but man, when they do, it's the bomb. I feel sorry for this dude Michael however. No dude should have to taste another dudes ass cause his girlfriend cheated on him.

If someone can explain to me how I get a picture from my SD card onto this post I'll put a picture up.


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How would you like it if not only did your girlfriend cheat on you, but she thoroughly and lovingly took her sweet time to give a long rimming session, licking all around his asshole with her tongue, and then she came back to you, her boyfriend, and kissed you?
Damn. Impressive. You convinced some dude's girlfriend to lick your asshole.

You sure showed this guy who's boss! Er, whoever he is. More than 3,000 miles away.

Do you do pick-up because you enjoy being with women or because you get a kick out of power and fucking people over? I'm leaning toward the latter.


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Dude you are so weird. You are freaking great at picking up women, so I like picking up tips, but you do seem to be a "sex addicted sociopath." Btw I can't understand why you'd wanna live in Japan. It's just me I know but I don't even find asians attractive


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You screw a 45-year-old woman with herpes.
You constantly fuck other girls behind your girlfriend's back.
You wear down a crying virgin until she finally gives it up to you.
And, this time around, you write a chest-beating post addressed to some guy you've never met in which you crow about how you fucked his girlfriend.

Dude, you're no PUA. You're a sex addicted sociopath. Get some help.

^THIS.

I hope someone beats the **** out of you someday.


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How would you like it if not only did your girlfriend cheat on you, but she thoroughly and lovingly took her sweet time to give a long rimming session, licking all around his asshole with her tongue, and then she came back to you, her boyfriend, and kissed you?
Damn. Impressive. You convinced some dude's girlfriend to lick your asshole.

You sure showed this guy who's boss! Er, whoever he is. More than 3,000 miles away.

Do you do pick-up because you enjoy being with women or because you get a kick out of power and fucking people over? I'm leaning toward the latter.
Once again, THIS^.

You need help. It's sad that you can't see it and it's even sadder there is people on this forum who are encouraging you.


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what a god aweful post!

there is a fine line between sharing successful experiences with other men and bragging like a 16 year old!

we get it, his name is michael. lets move on.


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