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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2009 1:07 am 
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Hey everybody

What my game was running on last night was sheer force and momentum. I had so many nights recently where I HAD ALLOWED MYSELF TO CHODE AND OUT CONFORM TO SOCIAL NORMS but tonight would not be the same case!

Me and a select group of Adelaides finest hit up the stag on the saturday night just past. The place was bouncing as expected, nice and early... and I was hooking sets instantly... sets that we would come to interact with all night. it was a case of BOTH quality AND quantity!

I was using material like the ESP opener, Fairy floss opener or just comming up with something on the spot like asking girls passing by what they thought of my mates fucked up new hairstyle!

set after set we were approaching, mainly me and my partner in all things criminal peter... with a self amusing 'wreck the room' kind of attitude. We were wrecking half the sets and hooking the other half it was hillarious and we were having a great time tho.

so many great sets come to mind, every time i think it over another set, or girl, or blatant IOI comes to mind. but for mine.. by far the best was my last!

Me and peter had just finnished 'tooling' some poor unsuspecfting flock of birds... and right in front of us.. dancing provocative as to show off all of there glorious replication value.. are these 2 sexy girls aged in there early 30's. Now, i dont even remember what it was i said to them.... i couldve blown smoke in there face as an opener for all i remember..lol. (well it was the outside area) but then there comes a HB8... friend of these girls, she pops out and says 'i see your having fun with my friends'.... i was like 'id say that, there more having fun with me!'.....

Then it was on!

it was all vibe man! she asked me almost immediately after.... so what is it that you do?. i reply, ever the smart ass 'proffesional troublemaker'... i can see in her eyes, she was fascinated.... this woman, who is obviously of money and high society, was becomming very attracted to the fact that i spoke to her as if she didnt have a dollar more then me. Good negs, but in the end they werent neccesary

I asked her if she considered herself a spontaneous person, she said yes,... and she asked me what I have done thats so spontaneous... i said that i streaked naked down bondi ( never did that! haha)

then shes fully like 'your very handsome, i think we should kiss'

(this is within about 5 minutes of having met one another)

ofcourse we kiss! and I hear a massive applause in the background from her friends and other onlookers, an old man even proclaimed 'I am shocked!!!' at the top of his lungs... haha. It was one of the kisses that wouldve won academy awards for a steamy motherfuckin scene!

she wandered in to get a drink, and i thought i would make conversation with the sets near by, so that when she came back i wasnt standing there choding over her (even though internally, yeh.. i wanted her out there with me!) . by the time she came back out and lost her friends... she basicly invited herself on my lap, all in my face making all these sexy faces that just make you wanna grit ya teeth, slam her against the wall and pummel her pussy with extreme gusto! but i just leaned back, played the mack, acting like none of it was effecting me too greatly in either direction

i ran a good gambit as she is on my lap 'so what did you want to be when you were 7, and dont say princess!' .... she replied ' a psychologist, and I am now'.... and i was like ' no way a psychologist, I am looking into tdoing that too.... i cant even talk to you now,' ... playfully withdrew body language, she was like 'whys that', and I was like 'because were too much alike, we would end up fighting like cats and dogs could you imagine it? fight, crazy make up sex, fight, crazy make up sex'.... to which she replies, while closing in for the kiss... 'mmmm sounds like a way to live a life!'

thats chase cycling, or bait, hook, reel, release for thoes playing at home.

she was a cool, intelligent, sexy and established older woman who was easy to just naturally vibe with... and there was little need for too many actual 'routines' more so, for just playing the dynamics and staying alpha!

she was sticking with me instead of her group, which was a huge sign for me... on my lap, she turns to me saying 'hmmm, i would really love to take you home and have sex with you!' too which i simply reply with a knowing look. we then get up so that she can introduce me to the rest of her friends...

now there had been a fight between a few of them, so while that was being sorted i just mingled with others nearby and was sure not to lose site of my target! introductions are made, my targets best friend turned to her and said 'have you kissed that boy yet? hes pretty hot! sorry to speak about you in front of you in the third person' i just laughed like 'its ok, i have been called worse!'

definately having a good vibe with her friends (aside from some of the guy friends who were subtly tryna amog me but il get to that in a minute) worked out for me in the end.

the poor girl loses her phone and theres a while there where shes off... now, because all of my friends are gone... keeping in set, social proof PLUS getting this chic who i was assured would prove quite a task however i stuck it out...

finally, after looking for her, she appears out of the gloom of the club lights

im thinking... fuck yeh! she grabs me by the hand and leads me out the door.. to meet up once again with her friends at the front... I was feeling a little iffy and as if the guys wouldnt be on side with it and i was right...
her male friend, rodger... takes a pic on his camera phone saying 'you guys look like a cute couple'

me and the best friend were being jovial and stuff so i thought.... cool

then almost instance later when he realises that hey, this bright eyed bushtailed young scallywag was simply cabfare away from having his balls slap her walls, he tells her 'you will regret this tommoro, i will remember this... he isnt good enough for you'

now anyone who knows anything about true amogging knows that it isnt coming off toughest that makes you win... its comming off LESS REACTIVE TO THE OTHER PERSON that gives you the HIGHER STATUS!

so i just give him a wry grin, turn my little girl around... and say 'come on, adventure ensues!'

the target in question then says 'i need to ask my friend if i should'.... so i just klaugh and go, 'yeh ok, confide... confide'

now, the friend must have said 'go fuck his guts out!'

because before long its me and her, backseat of this taxi... making out

long story short, from that point on no more gamin g was needed... got to hers and had a cone, and a few drinks on the lounge chair before some light kissing turned into heavy grinding lol :P

all the details to THAT are best kept in that secret compartment in my head where i keep all of my devious memories!


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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2009 4:33 am 
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Good job bro. Don't you just love those women in their 30's. It's like pussy on crack.

Doesn't sound like you even needed much game as the natural attraction was there. You f closed, so advice is really irrelevant here, but if it were me I wouldn't have rushed into the first kiss. If she had suggested a kiss I would have been like, "Hold on there Firepants, if you're a good girl for the next 30 minutes I might allow you to kiss me. We'll see what happens (smile, nudge)."


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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2009 11:08 pm 
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gotta, love it man!

il comment ur feild report soon bro... im still reeling over THIS event. lol


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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2009 12:39 am 
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Damn that was GOOD !!


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:02 am 
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I asked her if she considered herself a spontaneous person, she said yes,... and she asked me what I have done thats so spontaneous... i said that i streaked naked down bondi ( never did that! haha)
Good report... but now I've got a question. I like this line, but I'm never quite sure what to say when the girl's like "oh, well, kinda, not really..."

I guess I'm just not really clear on how it all fits together?

Thanks!
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:45 pm 
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I asked her if she considered herself a spontaneous person, she said yes,... and she asked me what I have done thats so spontaneous... i said that i streaked naked down bondi ( never did that! haha)
Good report... but now I've got a question. I like this line, but I'm never quite sure what to say when the girl's like "oh, well, kinda, not really..."

I guess I'm just not really clear on how it all fits together?

Thanks!
P.

Well I would say something like well let's find out? I mean if she's already in the mood and you've built comfort and know your set then go for it. Shit I'd do it if she said Well kinda , not really. Or if she says I don't know.



Also making fun of your wings hairstyle...That's not cool man. Your trying to Value your wingman and I'm sure making fun of hairstyle isn't helping one bit.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 12:30 am 
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Good report... but now I've got a question. I like this line, but I'm never quite sure what to say when the girl's like "oh, well, kinda, not really..."

I guess I'm just not really clear on how it all fits together?

Thanks!
P.
in that case i'd simply ask what that was supposed to mean - if you care - and if you dont care then just say something like "interesting" in an ironic but positive tone.
key to what to do in that situation is: you just said something, its your topic! so what would a guy say who was ACTUALLY interested in her answer or atleast in the topic itsself and didnt just use it to get her into the right mood.
problem is you cant go through that line of thought in a time window between her answer and your next reply, that puts pressure on you. my advice, whenever you feel insecure about a line in that "and what do i do if xy happens" - way then dont use it. it has to atleast SEEM bulletproof to you or else it can mess your game up in the field. keep it in mind and work on it but dont use it until it feels natural.
hope i could help


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:02 am 
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LMAO the stag!! i knew i've seen heaps of PUAs around there, if you know what to look for you guys are very obvious (I say that in a nice way), cool stuff well done man! I hang around the stag alot and thats probably the place I've had most female interaction with, might see you fellas around 8)


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