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Would you have sex in a cemetery
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:19 pm 
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As most know I'm part of an paranormal investigation team called IPRA. Anyways, we're at Posey's Chapel in La Porte, Indiana. The story goes that a old church burned down killing several people inside it. A preacher hangs himself outside the church and apparently the place is haunted. So where am I going at right? Well, here's the good shit.

A car pulls up while I'm doing EVPS (Electronic Voice Phenomia) - my crew runs for a nearby bush. I'm wearing all black so I'm fine. I lay down flat on the concrete, watching the car parking behind ours. I roll over all the way to the grass in Stealth Mode. I'm in the grass, watchiing the people get out of their cars and walk into the cemetery.

"I don't wanna go in there!" A girl says. I get on my knee and watch them carefully. We thought it was the police but their just one of us - supposely.

"Who are you?" I call out. A male dumbfouned says, "Huh?" I got up and started walking towards them. I'm suprised they didn't see me because of the flash of the lightning.

Two girls and two guys - we all know where they're doing right? I hope so. They didn't have flash lights, or any equipment.

I call over my team and tell them it's clear. My group and them are talking, a slutty blonde asks if we're really ghost hunters. I told her yeah. She declares, "Cool, are you on that show?" I laughed and said, "Look at this one over here!" their group starts laughing.

We're talking more and while my digital voice recorder is recording because I was doing EVPS and never shut the damn thing off.

Somone had my camera and the zoom was in and all I got was a pimple on one of the girls faces. LOL!

One of the girls told us, "You guys should come with us because I'm so scared!" and the other one laughed. I told her, "Whimp!"

So, we're about to leave and grab the other group that splitted up and went into the cemetery. So, while walking towards there - one of our members saw the girls on their knees by a tomb stone then get up quickly when they noticed us.

I think they should be shot - yeah their cute but still, you don't have sex in a cemetery. However, maybe it's their thing. One of the girls was brushing against me - but she looked really younge like 16 or 17.

Anyways, last night ourl ast stop was Posey's Chapel again, no sluts but some angry hicks trying to chase us but they were too much of a pussy to come in a cemetery.

Maybe we should've came with them - huh? LOL!

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:50 pm 
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I probably would.

I don't think I'd go there as a first choice, but meh.... ...could happen.


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I wouldn't. It's disrespectful to the people who are laid to rest there. There are hundreds of parks dark side streets and other places people can go to do that sort of thing.

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