A1:
- Me:Hey guys, I can only stay a minute but, would you get back together with an ex if they promised to change?
- HB: blah blah
- ME: I got to get back to my friends, but the reason I ask is I just got off the phone with my ex girlfriend and she wants to get back together. And I told her no. I broke up with her because she always got jealous when other girls would come up and talk to me. And she's like, No I promise I'll change, we had something special (done in a girls voice)." I don't believe in second chances because nobody ever changes no matter what they say. Relationships are supposed to be about the trusting the other person, and too have somebody there for you...

Speaking of Crazy girlfriends...

A2: Female-to-Male interest
- Me: My ex-girlfriend picked me up at the airport, and instead of her Audi she was driving a Mercedes Cl500 all of a sudden. It was too funny -- I tried to pretend that I didn't notice, and then like 100 yards outside the airport, we get pulled over. She didn't tell me until afterwards that they'd just given her the car for a photo shoot she was doing, so when the cop lights came on, I was wondering what was up. Finally, I whispered to her: "Stephanie, if in the last three days you'd become a drug baron wanted on the FBI hit list, you'd tell me right?" Anyway, even when it turns out we just had a broken headlight, she told me that she wants me back, but i had a thing going on with this other girl at the time, so i didn't want to...

NEG: "lol, your nose wiggles when you talk(while telling the story, not wait for response)


what should i change?

Well how much of this story is actually true? When I read through it my first impression was "this guy is a liar". If a car is being loaned for a photoshoot, it will probably be in pristine condition without any broken headlights. In addition, they don't normally let models just drive around the cars racking up miles on it; that was the suggestion right, that she was a car model and that was the car she would be modeling? Finally, if you're sixteen chances are your "ex-girlfriend" is of a similar age, I don't know many people who would willingly loan out their Mercedes to a sixteen year old to go joyriding around in and pick up her friends. I see a lot of loopholes in this story that any shrewd woman would be questioning you.

If you really want to stick with this story, why not make it her father's/uncle's/cousin's restored classic car from the 60's, that way the mileage doesn't matter and it is a little more plausible she would have permission to drive it if it's from a family member. The difference between her Audi and a classic muscle car is also more distinctive, and adds more flavor/humor to the story. It also would make sense that an old car like that could have a headlight go out because of the wiring being old. Just my thoughts.

~Antithesis

Antithesis is right. When I was reading through I had a feeling that something wasn't right.. and girls will pick up on this.

Cheers,
Brendan.

The second one is just copied from the Magic Bullet almost exactly.
Try to build up your routines.
It is important because
1. it is your own story and wont be busted.
2. you would express with more emotions (cautions: not necessary a gd thing, depends on how your link it with the story)
if you want some guidelines of how to build up a routine, you could read the "Routines" part of Tyler Durden ebook "Tyler Digest".
I noticed that you are 16 years old, you are probably a student.
It is likely that you might meet some HBs who are older than you like 7 to 8 years.
Dont be discourage by the age difference but try to make it an advantage.
I would use it to disqualify her ;
e.g."We cant get along with each other, we come from different planet"
(it is better if you could disqualify her in a positive way)
which may disarm her and make it like you r not hitting on her.
And later, when I am in the stage of qualifying her,
I would say"I thought we were quite different when I met you, but it turned out we ve got a lot in common".
Besides, try to imagine wt responses you may reli encountered than just assume "blah blah blah"
It will get you more prepared.

Welcome for discussion.

This is very try hard and it is obvious it is lies. Tone it all down and don't lie. Also go easy on the FTCs seems odd in conversation

yea it is lies. lol
"fake it till you make it"

but i see what u guys are saying, thanks.

Fake it till you make it, yeah but its more about faking the confidence until you get that confident not taking Mystery's stories with your sauce. You're trying to impress more then conveying your the price.


(I'm not saying you can't use some of oneliner you learned)

fake it till you make it applies to confidence etc trust me lying is a bad idea

For example;
her:ooh the airport where did you go?
or
her: how come you split up she sounds awesome
or
her: What does she model for?

all equal you getting flustered and lying before she picks up on it keeps you around for a second to see how far you will bullshit, calls you on it and sends you packing (the man to boy moment lol)