Here is one that is solid....
my buddy invited me to his pool party... i brought 3 gorgious girls w/ me but they're also great company which is fun stuff. so im just chatting in the jacuzzi w/ friends just having a good ole time and my friend melissa comes up to me and say's that this guy is freaking her out. I was like no thats his brother he has autism... I mean this kid is a freakin genius but he just doesnt have a good sense of common sense so he comes up to us and tries getting her number and im laughing cause what can i do i mean he has a disability so she gets his number so she can just toss it and we head into the living room where the other girly is claudia. He then sits right next to her and is friendly to her. He tells me, " u need to bring more girls like this next time." i respond with " what u cant handle these girls." he- "well dont get any ideas i saw these girls first" i respond, " I BROUGHT them here.":) haha we head outside me and the 2 girls and their on each side of me and were right next to the fire pit. we see him stairing at us so i come up with the idea to have a fake makeout session and i over sell it i mean i should of won a oscar for my performance.:p then i pretend to wipe the slobber off my face and i take a look at him and he is really angry and just storms off:)

I think its great but here is one that im working on that is still in progress but for the most part is 95% true.

my sis is having a party for her BF and i meet a girl their... cuttie girl, so we head to ralphs cause we are starving and i buy some goodies. i walk outside and i see my football buddy and i ask him how everything is and i find out that he smashed his hand and he's lost 20 lbs. i guess is body took all of his energy and stored nutrition to heal is wound. so anyways were talkin and laughing meanwhile this bum walks up to us with his shopping cart and asks " were u guys laughing because u saw me on the internet shoving a dildo in my ass" we were like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( this bum is all shakey and reminds me of the joker from SPAM) he then walks to a truck and jiggles the door handle and i think hes trying to steal it but 5 mins later he opens the car with a key i guess he had. so he hops in his car and as we are just standing their next to a wall talking is car is parked with his headlights facing us. He starts his car and spins the tires and is barraling straight at us. It was intense, Cindy was panicking so i grabbed her and walked behind the wall and as he passes us he flicks us off. it was crazy.

WHAT DO U THINK???? POST YOUR OWN

ill help by saying WTF, Read that urself , does it seem like dhv

LOL try another DHV u ever been chased by an alligator i have lol
i can use that as a Dhv so think hard and use things that happened to you and no so creepy ; You got the idea use another one or reword this into a shorter and more entetaing and fun

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Hmm maybe I'm missing something? A story about setting up and purposely out playing a guy with autism just to make him mad? I aside from you having some girls with you, I don't see any DHV... and you said you acted as if to make out with them, so in the story you didn't really do anything with them... defeating the purpose of having the girls "all over you" in the story?
So you're laughing because he has a disability? How does that DHV in any way?
Depending on your targeted age group, maybe (with a long shot) a very drunk college girl would laugh in a "what the hell?" manner... but I really can see that line as being a turn off.

I'm NOT trying to be an ass here, I just ask these few questions because I want to see what qualities you are trying to portray to a girl with these stories.

Honestly, those aren't suitable. Right now, you don't have a sense of what a DHV story should be like, kind of like that kid with autism in your story, you don't get it (yet). Just read a bunch of DHV stories and you'll get it. More than anythng, try to think of stuff thats INTERESTING, before paying too much attention into throwing in DHV spikes.

man that doesnt sound like a dhv story at alll lol. it jsut sounds like stories your telling us about sutff thats happend with girls...nothing displaying higher value for you...unless you think making an autistic kid mad cuz you fake made out with this chick? lol

GoodLuck

F|y

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Guys he's just joking. There's absolutely no way anyone can remotely think of these as DHV. But I laughed, its pretty funny.

dude, make your own, real DHV stories
This will be advantageous because they won't sound fake and retarded.
Hopefully you have some cool buddies who like to push the limits because then this should be no problem.

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