Brits: Minneapolis: 2 sets : 2 cockblocks; 1 kiss close



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 8:28 am 
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Alright; need to analyze and piece this all together: The sets are really not important; I want to know what the fuck the eavesdroppers wanted! This is a summary of only important transition points.

Set 1:
Opener: My little Pony
Fluffing: blah blah (15mins me and wing)
Me: to HB do you know you have softball hands?
HB: You have skinny hands!
Fluff
Me: Nails neg
Me: HB is a personal trainer but I dont feel chemistry; body rock scope other targets
HB: Hey Gabe; what do you do again; touches wrist. I love Irish carbombs -lets do one!! (more fluff)
Me: Well I never buy drinks but for you ok -
Us: do shots.
HB: Well I feel like I owe you how can I pay you back
Me: A kiss...but you look like you are a 6.5 kisser
Obstacle: Thats totally a line. Is this your game or something? Tomrey (her name dont ask me) This guy is using lines.
Me: Hey she brought up the kiss! I just rated what I thought.
Summary: Now HB gets drunk from my shot; I didnt feel chemistry from her mediocre face so I'm like fuck it. HB makes obvious IOI's on some alpha that walks randomly by. He blows her off; she shift to me. I tell wing to ditch. Hug HB and get drinks - obstacle " going to play your game somewhere else?"
HB was still talking and interacting but after she went for the other amog I had the fuckitz.

30 secs later:
Walk down stairs- sticky eyes on me. Hold the eyes.
Me:"You guys having a good time or what, you look bored"
The set consists of a normal bubbly girl and a blitzed Courtney love.
HB: whats your name?
Me: Guess...I'm named after an angel
Blah blah blah I dont know
Bitch: (overly loud whisper) This guy is an asshole and his friend is gay.
HB: I dont know your name
Me: Gabriel.
Set: I'm Jackie (HB) and this is Kelly (bitch)
Bitch: ughmm..whatsh your name again?
SKIP: ....bunch of fluffing I keep negging her friend about how she is like Courtney Love. I run the cube on the target.
Conversation gets steered off track and nipples come up. I sexualize it and talk about freaky nipples and how I cant judge her tits because I havent seen her nipples.
Nipple convo...blah blah nipples.
Now I run the good kisser on her; after deciding who is a better kisser we do it once, then again.
Some tongues not much else.
Her: yeah your a 5.5 you are totally what you complained about (tongue intrusion).
Her and her drunk ass friend walk off - I know they arent coming back.

Two HB 8's sitting back at other table turned toward me:
HB1: We just heard that whole conversation about nipples and areolas and you are way out there!
Me: Uhh. what do you mean. Large nipple like pencil tips are really weird.
HB1: You're way out there! Where did that come from?
Me: Thats just who I am. If you duplicated me I wouldnt be me.
Me: ok - I go to find my wing because Courtney Love drunk bitch scared him off...


ok - Fast forward set 3; I run the cube with hands touching this time on some girl from Philly. As I do that its closing time. The HB 8s from the eavesdropping table come up.
HB: Oh my god are you reading palms now? (sarc)
Target: why?
HB: Didn't you just do this awhile ago and you were a 5.5 kisser?
Target: Whats she talking about?
Me: I should have been better than a 5.5 she didnt know what was up.
HB: Who are you? You are so full of shit....You are full of so much bullshit!
HBs to target: This guy just did this!
Me: Really? Why dont you test me and see how much bull shit I have? Go ahead ask away.
They look quizzically and dont respond.

HB's walk off because its closing time; they get shoe'd out, target inquires about their 5.5 statement I say some girl thought I would not make a good kisser. She was still intrigued by the cube analysis.

Then the HB's cockblocks walk by to the bathroom and I maintain sticky eyes. They go in and then leave.

So the question I have: why the fuck did these eavesdropping girls feel the need to comment about my outlandishness after set one and then try to wreck set 2? was I that fucking obvious or were they pissed because I didn't run game on them? I feel like the group collective turned on me here - this is a first. And this was the first time I stuck to materials.


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