just did this for fun i had know intentions other than to just get her talking to me online. so here it is.

(read from bottom up)

you have a way with words. we have a poet in the house. what's your favorite thing to do in the whole world?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: KrYsTa, BaBy <3
To: joseph
Date: Jun 18, 2009 12:08 AM
Subject: RE: hey goofball



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----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: joseph
To: KrYsTa, BaBy <3
Date: Jun 17, 2009 9:55 PM
Subject: RE: hey goofball



omg!!!!!!!!! no!!!!!!!!!!! what will i ever do without you. i'm going to be very upset i don't think ill ever get over this.

5 minutes later
what was i doing... was there somebody i was supposed to be upset over or something? nah... maybe it will come to me later. i'm gonna go take a nice warm shower.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: KrYsTa, BaBy <3
To: joseph
Date: Jun 16, 2009 1:18 PM
Subject: RE: hey goofball



well then.
it was worth it
peace!
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: joseph
To: KrYsTa, BaBy <3
Date: Jun 13, 2009 5:32 PM
Subject: RE: hey goofball


then i say "it's about time i got rid of that girl". you go smoke some weed with some guy named zimbo and i'm at a party and dancing my ass off to some reggae and watching some guy breathe fire.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: KrYsTa, BaBy <3
To: joseph
Date: Jun 13, 2009 5:29 PM
Subject: RE: hey goofball



i say "peace dude, im off to find me a jamaican dude!"
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: joseph
To: KrYsTa, BaBy <3
Date: Jun 13, 2009 5:17 PM
Subject: RE: hey goofball



ok we're both in jamaica with our wide-brimmed hats and you're getting jealous because all the jamaican babes are checking me out and one of them even grabbed my ass. i have a cocky smile on my face and say come here i want to show you something and you say...
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: KrYsTa, BaBy <3
To: joseph
Date: Jun 13, 2009 5:10 PM
Subject: RE: hey goofball



haha.
i think it would have to beeee...
Jamaica, or the Bahamas
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: joseph
To: KrYsTa, BaBy <3
Date: Jun 13, 2009 5:04 PM
Subject: RE: hey goofball



hmm are we still talking about being captain here. i swear... all girls only have one thing on there mind, lol. this pirate story is getting x rated i'm going to have to eject. if we could go anywhere in the world where would we go? somewhere exciting, with beautiful weather, and everyone would be so jealouse of us because we were having so much fun.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: KrYsTa, BaBy <3
To: joseph
Date: Jun 13, 2009 4:57 PM
Subject: RE: hey goofball



i have nice legs. haha
i am good at taking controll!
i can rock the boat!
HaHa
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: joseph
To: KrYsTa, BaBy <3
Date: Jun 13, 2009 4:54 PM
Subject: RE: hey goofball



your an alright pirate. no matter what the rest of the crew say about you. maybe someday i'll make you captain. what are three things about yourself that makes you worthy of being captain?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: KrYsTa, BaBy <3
To: joseph
Date: Jun 13, 2009 4:48 PM
Subject: RE: hey goofball



OoH My GoD!
okay i will!
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: joseph
To: KrYsTa, BaBy <3
Date: Jun 13, 2009 4:44 PM
Subject: RE: hey goofball


water? omg were in water!!!!!!!!!!! sea monster!! clean out your cannon!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: KrYsTa, BaBy <3
To: joseph
Date: Jun 13, 2009 4:38 PM
Subject: RE: hey goofball



WaTeR!
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: joseph
To: KrYsTa, BaBy <3
Date: Jun 13, 2009 4:35 PM
Subject: RE: hey goofball



take your telescope and look east. i think i see enemy pirates!!! what do you see?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: KrYsTa, BaBy <3
To: joseph
Date: Jun 13, 2009 4:34 PM
Subject: RE: hey goofball



haha
okay.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: joseph
To: KrYsTa, BaBy <3
Date: Jun 13, 2009 4:32 PM
Subject: hey goofball


calm down, i'm just saying whats up, don't get to excited i'm not asking you to marry me or anything. =D ...let's pretend we're pirates in the carribean and i'm captain of the ship and you can be the cannon operator.