Hey so this is the convo im having with HB8:

me - dude, that chick in your pic is beautiful. can you hook me up?

her - lmaooo whooo?? there's olny onee&thats mee:)
lol&sry whooo areee you?

me: pssh trying to take that poor girls credit eh? cant fool me though! next time u see her tell she has gorgeous eyes and sexy lips. OH!! but dont tell her it was from me!

and you've been on facebook for years now and you still don't know me? damn, you're slacking [name]!

Then she adds me as a friend on FB and so i wait a day and sent her this:

me - Well i see someone decided to just go ahead and add me as a "friend"

what you dont know is all my friends are pretty fucking amazing, and theres a little test to pass if u wanna be cool enuff to be my friend

So I'm curious, what's your number one most awesome superpower?
You get bonus points for being creative =)

her - umm chyeahh srry i have a boyfriiend:)

so any suggestions on a bf destroyer i can use?? any help would be greatly appreciated

Thanks,

B.

just ignore it completely is my advice

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"Leave her better than you found her"

"Amateurs do it until they get it right, professionals keeping doing it until they cant get it wrong"

say something like "Well that's not a very creative superpower, i'm sure you can do better.! how about <insert superpower> or something? (I'm sure you could do better refers to creativity and the bf at the same time...sly)

This is why trying to game online is a bad idea.

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Keep people off-balance and in the dark by never revealing the purpose behind your actions. - Robert Greene

So I'm curious, what's your number one most awesome superpower?
You get bonus points for being creative =)

her - umm chyeahh srry i have a boyfriiend:)


B.[/quote]

fuck her bf man, fuck that shit, as of now she is more intrested in you. she has just set you up for a a pretty good line, say somehting to the effect of. "that superpower doesn't seem like it would come in handy or whatever very often" (lol except when a guy is gaming her)but dont say that) i would just keeep going with your shit and say

she should probably get some sweet superpower say something like this



how is your bf your superpower? i thought they only gave out superpowers to people who like to have fun(or something, only to people who...idk something), thats why mine is the ability to always know the exact degree of any angle i see, i know i know, its a weird one to have, but you would be surprised to know i exercise it on a dialy basis.

then hopefully she will think thats funny and ask in what situations you measure angles, if she resposnds like that your set, your in, her bf is out of the pic

What i would do is reply to her by saying " So whats it like being in a perfect relationship." Likely she would respond "Well its not perfect." Then work your magic from that point. Remember though don't bust the BF`s balls, because then she likely will start protecting the BF.

My personal favorite is just saying "Wow girl i just met you and your already telling me all your problems."

Hope that helps bro

-Fate

Or you could respect the relationship that they have and simply add her to your circle of friends.