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Clozer
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Funny how everyone takes the high ground. So you all are telling me you've never fucked a fat chick or a drunk chick or some other version of an easy lay? I didn't have to put this post up. I was bearing my soul I guess. Besides the oral herpes she wasn't that bad. She had a sex drive that I couldn't keep up with and had so much pussy juice coming out of her I spent the next hour after she left trying to sop up the stains from my futon so that when my girlfriend came home she wouldn't have a shit fit.

But I can see where you guys are coming from: if you have options why would you fuck herpes girl. I don't know. I was expecting to get a lay that night with the married girl I had picked up and just couldn't let it go I guess. Next time I'll try some pua tactics on my hand instead and see if I can get lucky.
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You could always stain the rest of your futon with pussy juice so that it doesn't look so much like a stain

might smell a little funny, though
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I think most people are just surprised you didn't run the other way when she told you she had herpes. As most would do.
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If you've been with more than 10 different girls. . . I can pretty much guarantee that you've already been with somebody who at the very least has oral herpes . . .

Some get outbreaks once a month, some once a year or others once every five years . . . some don't even know they have it..
Damn! Now I'll Have to wear a rubber even while gettin a BJ. Thanks for ruining the fun :cry:
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Holy crap you kids are skittish. Don't they teach sex ed in school any more?

I'd be more worried about catching a cold than Simplex I. . .

The chances of getting oral herpes from anybody while the virus is dormant is nearly zero. This is the second reason for staring at her lips before you pounce on her. While most will choose to stay home during a flare up, some girls gloss over the oozing sore with a cake of lipstick and go out anyways. If you inspect carefully, you'll catch an uneven spot on her lips. No big deal, you just give her a few days.

(The first reason to stare at her lips would obviously be to ______?)
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Dude, consider it a lesson learned. Don't ever do that shit again. It's way to dangerous.

To minimise the possibility of contracting herpes, you should wash yourself with soap and water immediately after sex – balls, cock, upper legs and abs.

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The chances of getting oral herpes from anybody while the virus is dormant is nearly zero.

No, that's wrong, and it's dangerous to spread myths like that.

Think about it.

1. People catch herpes all the time

2. People rarely have sex while they're having a flare up

3. People hence catch it during sex while there is NO flare up



WASH YOURSELF AFTER SEX. You will wash away the dead skin cells from her body, which need to adhere to your own skin to allow the herpes to seed itself and develop.

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This one I'm not so proud of. I pretty much just hit it because it was there and available. I had met this chick briefly for about 15 minutes a couple weeks back. At that time she was having a herpes breakout on her mouth and I was thinking I didn't want to get involved with that so I stopped contacting her. But she kept on sending me emails. So last night, I'm supposed to meet this married chick I picked up last Saturday--and it was pretty much implied that she was going to let me f-close her--but the girl cancelled at the last minute and I had a load to burn so I emailed Herpes girl, who is 42 years old.

She comes over like a lightening bolt. I verified with her that she did no have genital herpes, but only oral herpes. We chit chatted for about 15 minutes and then I just started kissing her neck and soon after stuck my hand under her skirt and started rubbing her pussy through her underwear. I didn't kiss her on the mouth or allow her to give me head, even though she begged me to let her do it. I ended up fucking her 3 times and she left a huge pussy juice stain on my futon. I was stressing out about that because I live here with girlfriend. After my third load we laid there talking and I just didn't care anymore. I just wanted to snap my fingers and have her be gone. I was busting loads and it felt good, but to tell you the truth I couldn't totally enjoy it because of the Herpes thing. So I made some bullshit excuse and told her that my gf would be coming home soon. That got her out the door quick. I then went to work on the pussy juice stain on my futon. I couldn't get it out 100%, but it's not too noticeable. Anyone have any tips for getting pussy juice stains out?
I just joined the forum. And this is the first Lay report I read !!

Why would someone even write such a lay report. This guy is fucking retarted.
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This one I'm not so proud of. I pretty much just hit it because it was there and available. I had met this chick briefly for about 15 minutes a couple weeks back. At that time she was having a herpes breakout on her mouth and I was thinking I didn't want to get involved with that so I stopped contacting her. But she kept on sending me emails. So last night, I'm supposed to meet this married chick I picked up last Saturday--and it was pretty much implied that she was going to let me f-close her--but the girl cancelled at the last minute and I had a load to burn so I emailed Herpes girl, who is 42 years old.

She comes over like a lightening bolt. I verified with her that she did no have genital herpes, but only oral herpes. We chit chatted for about 15 minutes and then I just started kissing her neck and soon after stuck my hand under her skirt and started rubbing her pussy through her underwear. I didn't kiss her on the mouth or allow her to give me head, even though she begged me to let her do it. I ended up fucking her 3 times and she left a huge pussy juice stain on my futon. I was stressing out about that because I live here with girlfriend. After my third load we laid there talking and I just didn't care anymore. I just wanted to snap my fingers and have her be gone. I was busting loads and it felt good, but to tell you the truth I couldn't totally enjoy it because of the Herpes thing. So I made some bullshit excuse and told her that my gf would be coming home soon. That got her out the door quick. I then went to work on the pussy juice stain on my futon. I couldn't get it out 100%, but it's not too noticeable. Anyone have any tips for getting pussy juice stains out?
I just joined the forum. And this is the first Lay report I read !!

Why would someone even write such a lay report. This guy is fucking retarted.
Take it easy. Having read his posts, he's a smart guy and a very knowledgeable PUA. We all make retarded mistakes every now and then though.

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Take it easy. Having read his posts, he's a smart guy and a very knowledgeable PUA. We all make retarded mistakes every now and then though.
PUA !! This guy is a joke. Its not a mistake when you know it, btw most of us do not make such retard mistakes.

I have read his posts and I agree with the guys in his other posts who have called him a sex addit, crazy, douch bag. He has just posted a report on some rape fantasy. I think this guy is out of his freeking mind. Too bad you want to encourage/support him.

Please dont call him a PUA and insult the ones who have spent years becoming one and discourage the rest of us. I dont think anyone of us want to be this guy.
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I hope you get herpes.
You deserve it for doing that even while you had a GF!! Asshole ....
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I hope you get herpes.
You deserve it for doing that even while you had a GF!! Asshole ....
Every two weeks some or the other guy comes in and bashes Clozer! This guy is a joke !
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I do not doubt he has some skills, it's just that his ethics are fucked up.

You should let your girlfriend know, man... And she'll probably leave, but either find a girl confortable with open relationships, or tell your current girlfriend.

Cheating may be biologically (or however you spell it) justified, but honestly, fuck biology, this is about moral. And every pua who justifies cheating on a girlfriend with "Lulz men aren't monogamous, I have every right to be weak and cheat on my girlfriends!" is pretty much an asshole.

(And this is for all pua's, not an attack on Clozer)

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This one I'm not so proud of. I pretty much just hit it because it was there and available. I had met this chick briefly for about 15 minutes a couple weeks back. At that time she was having a herpes breakout on her mouth and I was thinking I didn't want to get involved with that so I stopped contacting her. But she kept on sending me emails. So last night, I'm supposed to meet this married chick I picked up last Saturday--and it was pretty much implied that she was going to let me f-close her--but the girl cancelled at the last minute and I had a load to burn so I emailed Herpes girl, who is 42 years old.

She comes over like a lightening bolt. I verified with her that she did no have genital herpes, but only oral herpes. We chit chatted for about 15 minutes and then I just started kissing her neck and soon after stuck my hand under her skirt and started rubbing her pussy through her underwear. I didn't kiss her on the mouth or allow her to give me head, even though she begged me to let her do it. I ended up fucking her 3 times and she left a huge pussy juice stain on my futon. I was stressing out about that because I live here with girlfriend. After my third load we laid there talking and I just didn't care anymore. I just wanted to snap my fingers and have her be gone. I was busting loads and it felt good, but to tell you the truth I couldn't totally enjoy it because of the Herpes thing. So I made some bullshit excuse and told her that my gf would be coming home soon. That got her out the door quick. I then went to work on the pussy juice stain on my futon. I couldn't get it out 100%, but it's not too noticeable. Anyone have any tips for getting pussy juice stains out?
How could you do that! You are wierd and gross
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clozer, i think you're fucking crazy but i got nothing but love for you, don't listen to people hate, but also, don't ever settle for chicks who are not worthy...remember, women are in abundance, act accordingly, mad love

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