Not sure if all the women on TRUE are fake or golddiggers (up my income to 100k?) but a side diversion - here is what I did to get 9 responses today (2 HB's) and my template reply got a 8/9 reply back rate:
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Reply if you aren't a spambot - 27
Just reply if you exist in the real physical world as a woman. If you reply and give me an original reply that isn't canned telling me to go to an adult dating website then I will know real people are on this site. Right now I'm convinced theres just 100 people who post everywhere under different identities to route you to their sites. I'm completely serious. As a bonus if you reply to me, I promise to reply back - even if you're crazy, needy, jealous, twenty pounds past "average" or disfigured by a bodily injury. I will not reply to midgets. JK I love midgets too!
>the above was only done to probe for real people, so maybe it should be adjusted for meeting HBs. The tonality is desperate humor, but I feel the opener vindicates as though I do them a bonus favor by contact.
So now 9 reply back - I give a canned response they all eat it up: (3 quality variant with a DHV opener) This illicited 8/9 REAL replies.
Hey []…aka super spambot??
Well my posting didn’t say too much about me other than the fact that I am real. I’m confident, funny, usually smiling, well groomed and connect with people on a personal level. Like my picture, I’m 5’11 with brown hair and the brown eyes. My ears do stick out a little but your nose probably wiggles when you laugh. Seriously it does, doesn’t it? That’s ok I do not hate on the nose wiggle girls. Am I making it wiggle yet? Oh well, had to try to inject humor.
Anyway; you should see by now I’m funny, connect well and am a very grounded person, if you don’t, see that I can give you some reading lessons or will provide very cheap tutoring on the weekends I was going to tell you about my job but you haven’t told me much about you other than []. So how about this: I don’t want the same “interrogation” / interview boring screening routine where I get your job, age, ethnicity, religion. Tell me instead the three things that make you great and whether you would date Joe Mauer or Tom Brady it will say lots about who you are. Pics are worth double bonus points too. If I like what I hear, I swear to send you a much better picture of me and I’ll truthfully answer any question you throw at me. Just one though!
-Gabe
Why this works on CL and not TRUE I dont know. Maybe I'll stick this on TRue and see what happens. The club or mall is so much better.