Attempt 1:

Pulled a usual routine asking for directions as an HB8.5 walked by me. After she gave me the directions I attempted to extend the conversation by pulling a humor gambit. She was like, "What the fuck??" and walked away.

Attempt 2

I go home and have lunch and then head down a couple blocks from my place to meet with a married chick I've been banging for a long time. On the way I pass an HB 9 and ask for directions and then try to extend the conversation. She looks at me like I'm a fucking disease and walks away.

I take the married chick to a love hotel. 3 hour discount price for $30. I haven't seen her in 2 months. I fuck her brains out. Besides blowing my load the rest was strangely unsatisfying. I've done this broad too many times. I only really get excited when I'm with a girl for the first time. It fades after that.

Attempt 3

I come home and make 2 pizza crusts to prep for dinner before I'm off to work. I get downtown and am walking to my work place when I see this hot voluptious older woman. I walk up behind her and just go for direct method. I don't pretend like I'm lost. I give a false time constraint. Her body language gets increasingly negative and finally she starts walking away. I start to follow her but then remember that a man should never follow a woman so I just stand there and keep talking. She doesn't know what the fuck to do because she's trying to walk away but I'm still talking. Finally, she's like standing 15 feet away from me and I'm still there talking. She must have thought I was a fucking loon. Finally she turns away from me and leaves. It was a strange situation, but if you have the balls to show a woman that you are "the man" and you are not going to move for her it builds a lot more DHV than following her around like some desparate, pathetic bitch. Regardless of that though I still felt shitty being walked away from.

I did 3 or 4 more attempts after work and they all went to shit. This must have been one of my worst days. It made me realize that there is always room for improvement no matter how good you think your game is. I've heard of something called the "yes chain". I was definitely on a "no chain". Meaning, I kept hearing the word no, no, no. I'd like to say that I am an experienced pick up artist and all the no's didn't phase me--usually they don't. But getting so many no's in a row was tough for me and I think it fucked up my inner game a bit which caused me to keep getting no's.

Last Attempt:

Finally I called it a night and headed back to my motorcycle. My motorcycle was parked on a dark street with no people. As I was getting my gear on this chick walks by with a very nice hip to waist ratio. As she walks by I ask her if there's an SPAM near where we are. She gives me directions and then I segway into fluff talk. After some fluff talk I try to number close and I hit resistance. I pass resistance and she puts her cell email into my phone. But as I was trying to wind down the conversation I noticed her body language was eerily open...she started to stand closer to me and was smiling a lot and she gave me the impression that she was in absolutely no hurry to walk away from me. I honestly felt like if I had said, "So, do you live close to here? Do you want to show me your place?" She would have brought me to her room and let me fuck her. However, I was tired from my afternoon romp with the married girl, work and the no-chain, so I made a false time constraint and parted from the only yes I was able to eek out this entire day. At least there was some light at the end of this dark tunnel.

Hey Clozer i just read your two most recent FRs and really like how you have no AA whatsoever during the day. I have tried the "fake directions" opener a couple times, but purely for the sake of warming up and trying to get over AA early in the night. I was never sure how to stack forward properly.

So basically Im just wondering how do you transition from the directions to routines/ fluff talk?

Wow, respect for that you didn't give op that day and kept on having the guts Clozer!

Tomorrow is my first day I will do the direct approach on street. I'm pretty nervous, but once has to be the first time, right?

I 'll go to the mall, approaching a HB and say something like "Wow, you look nice! I would love to get to know you!" (smile)
or "Wow, you look nice! What 's your name?"

But I ask myself now, is that 'get to know' thing not TOO direct?
Anyhow, I 'll try one of them and hope she won't hit me in the face.

Yes, this is a good question. It's usually here where I judge the girls reaction to see how she handles this transition face. Usually if a girl is not interested she will start to back away from me or she will look in another direction like she has to go. At that point I'll usually just eject, cut off my fluff talk and say, "Sorry, thanks for your help anyways," and then walk away.

My advice to you is that when you transition to fluff talk is that you say something that is unique about you or your situation and something that will open the door on a more general topic. For example; "You know, I just moved to this city. What kind of fun stuff is there to do around here?" Or mention something about your hobby, example; "I love cooking and recently I've been getting into ethnic foods. Do you know any good places to shop around here for that kind of stuff?" Try to pick a topic she can expand on.
Hey mulimans, I have never tried that line. Honestly, it sounds quite balsy and overly direct with a tingle of desperation. I might try a line like that if I got a very solid IOI from the girl. I wouldn't say it to a girl who I was attracted to but was getting no IOI from. Let me know how that one works out or you.

Using a part of your material, I might say something like;

You: Wow, you look nice. You know how people always see a couple together and they say, "What is that ugly chick doing with that good looking guy?" Well, you're the first girl I've seen around here where people probably wouldn't say that if they saw you walking with me.
(stick out your hand for a handshake)
Hi, my name's ....