Im mid game and need a good line to make her laugh. I have to email her soon. Any advice

Post your convo man... we can't just help in the context of noting.

Yeah, a copy of the conversation would help a lot so the "funny line(s)" can fit what you guys have already said.

choose a comedian (Seinfeld, Carlin, Chris Rock or whatever works for you) add the word "quotes", then google away.

I say:I wanna make you smile but you wont even give me a chance.

She says: don't be silly! i just checked this site to find three emails
from you at once. to answer your questions, i teach high school
english, and uniforms are a pro.

.Go easy on me I am new to this site. This girl is an HB 9. She is a high school teacher.

why won't you show us the full convo???
anyway... say somethings C&F like:
"You can keep being cold, but I know that deep down, you love me."
or maybe a variation of "Your a teacher?! oh.. This relationship just isn't going to work... I know your kind... you are always angry if someone is late even for less than a minute"

and don't send her more than one message at a time.

Newbie thanks buddy

Newbie thanks buddy

I am going to use that Newbie. Ill keep you guys updated

^^ is this guy for real? lmao

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I'm a ninja-fighter.

Alright heres what she said. Remember I am new.
what! talk about being angry if some is a little late in
responding to emails...

actually, i'm a couple minutes late to a class at least once a
day, and i don't record the tardies of my students because it
cramps my style. if they're a tad late and they come in in a
non-disruptive way, it's fine by me.

Sorry xiagox I am new but want to learn. I have alot of respect for you guys.

lol, nubby, I hope you don't send her as much as emails you post here (means more than one per answer) cuz that will kill you game !

And that's a very good respond that you got from her... she have just qualified her self to you that is awesome !

Anyway you're still in A2 cuz I see no IOI (or maybe just one for qualifying) you can Push & Pull, you can tell her a DHV(cool story telling; DHV=Demonstration of Higher Value) story which can be done by letting her know about your good qualities via stories or continuing being Cocky&funny.
However after her qualifying herself like this you should say you like that about her "Wow, you're really into me aren't you? Hope you don't just say that because I really like these qualities about a person! I remember having only one teacher like this and he was my favorite; always understanding and loving.
So what do you like to do besides teaching?"

This is the structure of my reply "C&F + saying you like her personality (that's very important after qualifying) + continuing to qualify her.
I know it's a little weird I attract, not waiting for an IOI and qualify at the same message but I think you should do more than one thing in messages cuz it's take time to get an answer and you can't see her reactions, however if someone think I did something wrong here I would like to know and learn.

P.S
That is my style and I think you should understand the structure and write it in your own words.

Best of luck!

Thanks Newbie your helping me alot.

Alright guys here is what she said.

"I may be understanding and loving, but I have VERY solid
academic expectations. I really push them in critical thinking.
They get really excited if I tell them 'good word!' when they
pick the perfect word to describe the situation. I am rarely
effusive with praise, support yes, but praise no. That way they
know I really mean it--building self-esteem through
accomplishment. I'm not very understanding about late work
unless there is a very good reason. "


What do you think.