This was probably the best facebook conversation interaction i have ever had. WARNING LONG!

Now i wanted to know what i might have done wrong because she hasn't sent a message back for a week and usually it was everyday or twice a day.

Openers and some of the content is credited to others
but most of it was me thinking on the spot.


ME:
Hey, you look like someone who can answer this question!
Alright, so my buddy's girlfriend is giving him heat for having lunch with his old ex...and she is smoking hot. He says there's totally nothing there but she is still getting so mad at him anyways. What should he do?


HER:
Do I know you?? Are you serious

ME:
Ohhh my bad I thought you were Kayla! Come to think of it you look a bit "too" old to be her. Nevermind.
Actually you might as well answer the above now that i got your attention

HER:
he should not be having lunch with his ex but his gf should trust him unless she has reason not to....but i would tell him to not hang with the ex..even tho i dont know you haha


ME:
WHOA! I told him the EXACT same thing. Thats totally weird. He says he said something like that before and nothing worked. Our advice apparently sucks! Mine was a bit better than yours, though...

HER:
Ga ha ha what was yours ill decide who's was better!


ME:
Haha what makes you think you should get to decide .... sounds like a losing battle if i was to let that slip out.

Alright you seem fun but let's find out if this is an illusion or a truth. We're going to play the question game and the rules are as follow:
You're only allowed to ask exciting questions and you can't ask me the same question back, cuz' that'd mean you're boring.

So I'll start, what's with the crazy African last name? ;D

HER:
Ga ha ha and what makes you think that I will be willing to play this game.... Ok your right ill play ha ha !!! So its just some thing I woke up one day and decided to throw together differnt ya know I like to keep it real and what not!!! My question to you is What's the craziest random thing you've ever done!!


ME:
Ahhh spontaneous then always a good thing keeping it real ehh? EXcept the fact its all a lie wheres the clicking sound in your name haha
ohh lets see how about the time i had a snowball fight in just my boxers at -30 that was rather brutal on 2 objects... no need to tell you get the picture ;D BUT of course there is always time to do more random stuff but i wouldn't want to spoil the suprise now would I.

If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

HER:
so not sure what your talkin bout a clickin sound ha ha :p you deffinately wouldn't want to spoil the surprise!!! Hmm one super power hey I would be able to orb from place to place!!! Oh hell ya that would be sweet! Ok now for my question hmm.... Craziest place you've ever had sex???


ME:
Pfftt thats a lame power! haven't you heard i am all over the news these days super awesome super hero guy saves the day again! (ya i know the name needs some work but hey all others were copywrighted or taken) now you probably want to know my powers and true identity but that will just have to wait until i can trust you ... never know if your some super villian

craziest place i have had sex hmm well the back of my car during the day in a parking lot was a rather wild experience. lucky i have tinited windows in the back for added privacy haha wouldn't mind trying that again. Of course i can think of many other creative places to do the deed haha ;D

where would you go if you could go anywhere in the world and what would you do there?

ps there is no budget ohhh and you have to take me so make it fun.

HER: I am a super villan!!! Lol but your name deff needs work!!! And orbin is a swEet power I can sneak up on you and kick your ass and I'm not tellin you my villan power cuz the villan gets a super power and a villan power!!! Oh what's up now!! Lol... Back of a car that's it that's all ya got!!! Hmm any wheRe I want and I have to bring you.... Thi land because I want to ride an elephant threw the rain/jungle forest... And do it In the jungle/rain forest catch some waves lay on da beach do it on da beech.... Any way you catch the drift!! Ga ha ha ok your question... Hmmm if you could go make your own planet what would it be like and what color would the water be??

ME:
haha your such a dork! this means war ya know theres no turning back i have to defeat you. kicking my ass noo chance u can have your 2 powers haha cuz when i am done with you will be drained completely of energy.

haha nahh thats not all i got again i don't want to spoil the suprise! have to keep some mystery involved ya know

thailand sounds kinda fun...shall we have a picnic in the ocean. i will probably tackle you and start a food fight though. Don't worry i will kick your ass and get you super dirty requiring you to be cleaned off leading into....

my own planet would be a tropical lush paradise filled with all sorts of wacky creatures from all across the galaxy... sorry nooo dorks allowed though haha... i will stick with a nice turquoise colored water like that from thailand just to keep it exotic.

soo I am getting the feeling you might actually be super fun to hang with in "real" life. Am I wrong?

HER:
hey now on the name callin there mr. lol you cant possibly think that you even have a chance in defeating me....i hate to shatter your hopes and dreams but you have no chance at all not even a little one i will have you beat down and cryin to your momma before you can blink!!!! :p

ya island sounds not to bad im likin the wacky creatures!!!! pretty sure you would be the only dork there so we have no problem and great choice on the water but dont wnat to think your liek so aweseom or anthigh so well stop there ahahahah

ok well let me jsut see here in "real" life if you want me to be brutaly honest im prolly the most amazing person you would ever meet in your whole life like im super out going crazy random wackiest serious funny person you will ever meet im also laid back and care free!!!!!! but not high on my self or anythign!!!

haha im totaly kidding im out going laid back and nt to bad to hang out iwth hahaha....i think im a pretty good time!!1

oik your question.....why did you write me the message how id you find me??


ME:
name calling is fun especially when a cute bratty girl such as yourself giggles and goes hehe over it besides it was inevitable the nickname gods gave me a vision and that was to give the message to this soo called amazing person that her name henceforth would be known as DORK!

nope sorry you have to do better than to call me by that come up with your own nickname stop stealing my ideas! tell you what u can be the queen of the dorks on my planets moon haha but its very cold and not a very friendly place... hmm you think i am awesome already sounds like your hooked

crazy wackiest serious funny person caught my attention even though my attention span is that of a 5 year old haha. remarkably thats a good thing now your not soo boring after all haha well lets not go that far your high alrite on the stimulating conversation this has become
hmm why did i write.... its on a need to know bases only! right now the past don't matter haha your having fun and enjoying it soo no need to question it .

So are you mature enough to own a cell phone? ........if you do have the phone you should shoot me over your number so I can continue to make fun of you over the phone and texts. Maybe it will give you a chance to redeem yourself (but probably not)....haha!

In case you need help with numbers: ( _ _ _ - _ _ _ - _ _ _ _ ) that is what it should look like......
ohh and yes that counts as my question

HER:
oh so now im a cute bratty girl hey!!hahha the nick name gods well this si the first time im hearing this and i dont want to be queen i wanna be the princess....how many moons your planet have??? bet only one cuz your planet bites the dust!!!! ohhhh ya i said it!!!i dont get hooked hahha

how did i catch yourattention your not even on my friends list??? oik so the deal is you never answered my question so you dont get the digets!!!! and yes i own a celular ohone thats how im writing these my computer has a virus!!!

what i need to redeem my self for im amazing remember amazing people never need to redeem them selfs there just way to awesome!!

oh my gosh thank you i had no idea what a phone number looked like i have never used one before thank you sooo much hahhaah so my answer to your question you have to answer my question first!!! and my question to you is if you had to be a veggi or a fruit for the rest of your life what you you be and why?????

ME:
NOPE now your a bratty dirty innocent cute dorky little girl! yes its like poetry it blends so well
of course its the first time your hearing this becuase i am god of awesome and he says that is what you shall be

typical shes living out her childhood fantasy as an adult now too bad your far far too old to be a princess these days. my planet will shoot out huge asteroids at your planet poof nothing but dust lol.

haha keep telling yourself that we all know the truth

your not entitled to have your question answered your in my reality this is my gameshow ohh sooo now i can really call you an uber dork goes on facebook on her mobile pfft that addicting...don't make me check you into facebook rehab AND as for the virus stop looking at soo much porn ya perve

hmm she doesn't want to redeem herself i think you may not be as awesome as you say your are

just doing what i can to help..... phone numbers can be tricky for Videsjorden's i hear that back in africa they make clicking sounds as i said before to contact people instead haha

I will answer this question on the otherhand. definately would have to pick a fruit due to the fact i would be a habanero pepper! just an intensely spicy type of guy and yes you will try to argue with me that a hot pepper is not a fruit but your wrong

since you asked me earlier..............ahh wait i will save this for when i text ya

HER:
thats quite the name calling you have going on there mr. thinks hes cool cuz he can name call!!!!!!god of awesome more like god of not awesome hahaha oh ya im cool!

and its not a child hood fantasy i am a princess says my friend he calls me his princess so there!!! whats up now!!

yes you have to answer my question thats not fair your cheatinG!!! YOUR NOT ALOUD TO CHEAT!!! and ya so what if i go on my phone if i didnt we would not be polaying this game right now so there!!! and i dont look at porn!! i dont need to haha and my comp jsut randomly starts playin music out of no where me and my roomates cant figure it out there will be nothing open and all fo a sudden its playing music!! i dont get it it creeps me out so i leave it turned off!!

Ima cool so i dont need to redeem my self thank you very much!!

i wish i was from africa but im really not im gonna give you one more gues and just becuae i click dont mean nothgin so there!!!

and your right thats not a fruit!!

haha looks liek you didnt ask a question cuz you ahve to answer mine first so there!!

ME:
haha your just jealous cuz you lack name calling skills or is it you just can't think of anything to call me except awesome! not cool ohh thats not winning you any points missy your close to going into the negatives with me.

going to need to prove that one to me show me your princess identification card (more than likely you picked one up at disneyland or off ebay)

me cheating nooo thats not possible i did inform you of the slight rule change i thought u go that message haha ohh well if we were not playing this game it would be rather disappointing on your behalf.. aww is someone afraid of her computer turning itself on in the middle of the nite and talking to her

again you have yet to prove your cool in fact your getting boring
lets see by the looks of your last name its more than likely your norwegian or nordic in some way

AND i new that was coming ok let me open my book of knowledge or just wikipedia's
"The habanero is a perennial flowering plant, meaning that with proper care and growing conditions, it can produce flowers (and thus fruit)"
:P:P proof unlike you

your having memory relapse i did answer your question i said i would be a habanero... ohh you mean the other one lets leave it at i have no idea as to the message! see was that hard to answer

soo what tu..... wait i will save that for the mobile ..... how about this one: if your not hooked then why have you kept playing?

HER:
hahah you wish baby!!!!oh i could think of a few things but im just not that mean you see!!! the negatives not knowing waht you are talkin about hahahah

oh f yes i have a princess idetification card...im a princess why wouldnt i !!!

yes it is cheating you big cheesy cheater you!!! no cheating or im gonna quit and you wouldnt want that now would you becauswe then you would be playing this game all by your self and common now how fun would htat be really now!!!

i am norwegian actually good guess but im a lota things so..ya know

hahahah i cant beleive you lookeed that up or you didnt and you r just hoping that i willl beleive you and not look it up to haahahh adn well im not going to so your good on that one

thats not fair thats not a good enough answer so (sticks toung out) hahah

your not gettig the digests till you answer that one better so you r goonna have to remember that question for a long while
....no im not hooked up and aparently neither are you!!! hahahah

hmm my question for you....you do this often play random games with random people you dont know???


ME:
ohhh so now your calling me baby...don't get any ideas in your head about me being your item already!
fire away i dare ya.... meanie isn't the definition i was thinking of more like cold as ice hahaha
the negative is sooo you Videsboredom

haha yep now you show your true colours and i can put an actual truth behind the meaning dork=Videsjorden

cheesy cheater at least if your going to make false claims regarding this soo called cheater call me charming cuz i certaintly am far from cheesy

haha go ahead threaten me when i know its soo not even remotely close to the truth... i have you enthrawled in this and theres no turning back for you!!! ..... your addicted like i am some kind of new illegal drug

ya thats right i am that damnn good! ya i already know what those lot of other things are

i am not going to let some norwegian girl show me up on spicyness the food i enjoy most...pffftt your probably a major wimp and can't even have ketchup without thinking its spicy
don't lie!! you probably looked it up cuz your a major nerd like that studying botany and all

i think that answer was perfectly fair but if you reallly really wanna know sooo bad... i thought you were a failed actress i once met who is now a hobo living on my street in a cardboard box :)sticking your tongue out at me is kinda rude don't ya think

maybe if you learned to spell haha... ya your right i don't want your readers DIGESTS from 1910 give me something more modern like your cellular phone DIGITS(correct way) ;]
you will crumble and hand them over cuz i am soo charming and witty i know you won't wanna BLOW! the chance of being able to get in touch with mr.awesome haha

haha do i play this often will lets see its a great party game at retirement homes them darn old people are just full of life and are tanks when it comes to liqour haha
lastly you may not know me but im sure you'll enjoy the experience of getting to know me


Long i know but worth the read if you managed to get through it i thank you

Is it possible the thing about having it in her head about me being her item scare her off? this was just a great conversation and i learned alot but she does sounds super fun...anyway to get back into it again? What would be a good message to send back?

Me . I would try to minimize the online stuff. Try to shift it to offline asap. I think the real danger with online stuff is that the sequencing of seduction gets screwed up. I cannot recall but there is an excellent explanation of this online somewhere.

I would add that it is very common for anyone to adapt a more outrageous online persona. Don't read too much into what she has said. I think she was politely playing along for fun, enjoying the one off ride. It's good to chat as it does hone some improv and adlibbing skills

My experience is that there are a lot of girls/women using the net who are genuinely fearful of a real physical relationship in any form. Normally due to a previous bad relationship, lack of sexuality and cynicism (older women especially) Some have no intention of taking it to the real world. If you want intelligent female friends for cerebral stuff then it is a gold mine. If you're thinking of fucking them silly I think it's a long hard slog. I currently mail/chat with one girl a lot. Comes across as immature and inexperienced. When there is a mention of shifting it offline she seems to have ready excuses. I have been told that she may meet me "eventually" I'm not holding my breath. I will try to break her down gently, but prioritising real life potentials over her.

Thanks for the response man! haha only one out of like 80 people to probably read the whole thing.

I am working on approaching more in real life but the online way is as you said a chance to communicate. Online is my stepping stone since I have basically zero experience and just finally got a handle on women and there actions in general I wouldn't say I want to bang every girl I meet but can't say sex isn't on my mind

Anything i could message her back with not that its a real big deal have 8 other messages going and have gotten quite a few numbers lately. I tend to be having a problem like you said meeting up with them in person. Any help in the future would be appreciated later

Hi dietryin5,

I think another one of the dangers with online pu is congruency , I think that's the word. You have to make sure that the persona you project online is close to your real life persona. Think about it? if you pump yourself up to be a rampaging sex god and in real life you're not, how will you handle the real life stuff whn you do meet. Exagerrate a bit. keep it fairly light

I've just had another look at your chat. It is long. It maybe worth setting yourself some time constraint to limit the chat. Yeah I know it's hard.But try to gauge when it's peaking and then mention you will go offline in a minute, but had a great time chatting and would love to do it again, And quickly arrange another session. I would be tempted to be direct and ask if they want to take it offline. Work out for yourself if you want to continue online if they do not want to.

Check out your chat again. One thing I've noticed is that the amount of chat/text increases with every contact. I maybe misreading. If this was a real face to face conversation, it would imply getting in too deep. Not a criticism as everyone at some point gets caught up in the moment and it's hard to pull back. I know as I've done it in chat and face to face too many times.

My advice: - continue the chat stuff but try to pull back at the peak. or set some time constraint. Get her wanting to continue it but steer it to offline. As you say you have limited experience offline I think it's even more important to do this.

On the actual content of the chat I have only 1 tiny, tiny criticism This is my opinion only , I would not have done the checking wikipedia regarding habanero. I think it comes off slightly submissive slightly needy. let them check it out. tell them to!

Relating to chat, remember you have control. Don't reply too quickly. If you find yourself replying too quickly it comes across as needy. I pull back. it's great because these pauses are kind of acceptable in chat but would create problems in real life conversation. In fact I was chatting to 3 girls simultaneously the other night. Just multi task and switch from one to the other and this generates pauses. Be careful as the chat can get confused!

Oh another thing. I would steer clear of smilies and posting any links or things like that. I think it just anchors it as a chat on the net rather than a conversation.

On this specific girl I would drop it and learn from it. You've got other options pursue those and create more options for yourself. Hope you find my comments useful