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PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2009 3:08 pm 
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amog: run along now kid, let mommy and daddy talk.

- I know i'm younger and better looking but c'mon! 8)




AMOG: she's too young for you, grandpa


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AMOG: she's too young for you, grandpa

YEAH, come back when your balls drop



AMOG: Tell us a joke.


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AMOG: she's too young for you, grandpa

YEAH, come back when your balls drop
Ha I love that one. I use it in school alot. Sometimes boys try to call me out on why I sit with one leg over another like a woman in class (on purpose) and they say "doesn't that hurt your balls?" (lol they still act like they have 8in cocks in highschool these days. an 8in cock wouldnt prevent you from sitting like that anyway.. look at tommy lee!). Then I tell 'em about tommy lee and to come back when their balls drop.

AMOG: Hey man, tell us a joke.

PUA: We're not here for stand-up, man.

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AMOG: You've got a hole in your shirt.


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AMOG: You've got a hole in your shirt.

I hope this hole didn't give your pants a bulge... :o


AMOG: You're not funny.


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AMOG: You're not funny.
PUA: "shhh... don't tell anyone." (with a "I don't give a fuck" face)




AMOG: are you using tanning lotion, fag?


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AMOG: Are you using tanning lotion fag?
PUA: Why, Do you want me to be a fag that uses tanning lotion? Sorry buddy, i only tan for the girls.


AMOG: Hey dude, you need to leave now


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AMOG: Hey dude, you need to leave now

PUA: But then you won't have anyone to talk to.( make a care face)

AMOG: Dude youre girlfriend is waiting outside.


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AMOG: Dude youre girlfriend is waiting outside.


Which one?

AMOG: Hey man, no competition, we can just have a threesome!


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AMOG: Hey man, no competition, we can just have a threesome!
PUA: I knew you wanted to fuck me, but sorry I'm not one of those guys.



AMOG: haha are you a virgin?


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AMOG: haha are you a virgin?


PUA: :shock: you're trying to get in my pants now?! i the gay bar is down the street MAN





AMOG: nice shoes fagot


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AMOG: nice shoes fagot
PUA: thanks, i need to clean them, dont worry, ill lend you the towel when im done
AMOG: towel? for what?
PUA: to wipe off your vagina....

AMOG - you shouldn't try so hard with kristin....


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(i'm assuming kristine is the girl?)
Aww kristie look, he's ANALYSING my moves!Isn't he just the cuuutest?

AMOG:Omg.I heard about you guys,you're one of those Pick Up Jerks right?

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AMOG:Omg.I heard about you guys,you're one of those Pick Up Jerks right?
- just because chicks like me more doesn't mean I'm a "pick up jerk" or whatever the fuck you said it was 8)




AMOG: haha you can't even dance


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lol i cant answer that one cos noone would say that to me.. i can actually dance, but if i couldnt:

AMOG: You cant dance!

PUA: (C+F)what you talking about? these are the hottest new moves.. *wink at HB and maybe give her a twirl*

AMOG: Alright kid, time to get going, you're starting to scare the girls away..


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AMOG: Alright kid, time to get going, you're starting to scare the girls away..
Dude thats not an amog.

AMOG: your one of those creepy pickup guys.

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