Really good for clubs where wags go hunting, usually in Manchester and West London


You - So most girls want to be WAGs yeah, whats the deal with that?
Her - Yadda yadda.....
You - I can understand the PASSION these guys FEEL within themselves, the LOVE of the game must be such a RUSH when your out on the field, just IMAGINE being in the box and HEADING the BALL into the goal. Id really LOVE to SCORE a goal wouldnt YOU? Have the whole crowd SCREAMING MY NAME, it must be such a BUZZ, so, EXHILERATING, some footy players say its even better than SEX. So thats probably why girls go for footy players, because THEY KNOW WHAT THEY WANT, they go out there, work REALLY REALLY HARD for it and celebrate after they DO THE JOB well.

I like the pattern man, it definally sounds like it would work!

During the sayings "HEADING the BALL" and "DOING THE JOB" you should put in a (dp)-(down point to penis) so it is directed, thus making it even more effective.

tru tru, just didnt annotate those sort of bits lol..

I can litterally think of 100's of patterns lol