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From: ME
After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.
Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.
your ex-hubby,
Scott
ps.
You can keep the dog and I'll keep the house in Hawaii
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From: Her
LOL, What was the reason for the divorce???? You probably cheated, huh?
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From: ME
Me, Cheat? Ha!
All I ever did was cook you dinner and sing you love songs.
Seems like I gave and gave... and you just took and took... haha
We have to work on this fake marriage if its gonna work out honey bear. Lol
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From: Her
LOL, you are too funny! Sounds like we had a good start...WTF happened???
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From: ME
Well... everything was good for quite a while. Like on our honeymoon in Cancun... I built you a two story sand castle with a moat, and two pools! We had a maid and a butler. Then we were interviewed by the TV people for our awesome sand castle and the drawbridge over the moat. I told you to wear a pretty dress and you embarrassed me by showing up in Legwarmers!
haha
I should have known we were doomed from the start.
I feel like I don't even know you anymore. Tell me about yourself, pumpkin butt.
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From: Her
I actually have legwarmers, lol. That is quite a story. I always pictured my honey moon in Hawaii though so I am shocked to find out we went to Cancun.
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From: ME
Well, since we're divorced maybe Hawaii will be on the agenda for round 2. Who knows, maybe we'll reconcile
Since we're on the topic of travel... I have to ask you, If you could go 'anywhere' and do 'anything' where would you go and what would you do?? OH yeah, there's a catch*. You have to take me with you~! so it has to be fun.
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From: Her
Well, I definitely need to go to Hawaii. My dream place would be Rio De Janeiro, or Ibiza! Anywhere tropical with sun and beaches! I love the sun, hate the cold. Vegas is always a blast too. And I need to get to Miami sometime soon!!!!
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From: ME
Ibiza would be Awesome! I bet the Tacos Rock! lol
Well you sound like a lot of fun. I’m always up for sharing new life experiences with exciting, adventurous people. As for me, I guess in a nut shell my life is a grand adventure! I live life as intensely, richly, and purposefully as possible. I am a confident, optimistic, perceptive, realistic and not so easily rattled individual. Rarely at a loss for words but I always listen first. My most valuable asset is my sense of humor.
You seem pretty cool though... I think I’ll wrap you up in bubble wrap, fly you with me to Paris, then I’ll unwrap you, and we'll walk down the street arm in arm and ALL the girls will be jealous!
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From: Her
Well, Paris sounds great also!!!
Are you emailing from work or from our Yacht that you stole from me in the divorce?
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From: ME
Well. I'm at home, but I sold the yacht and bought a new castle from a rival King in a far far away kingdom. I moved in yesterday... It even came with a roommate. At least he's a Chef. So I don't have to eat your cooking anymore.... Haha j/k
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From: Her
LOL, YUMMY
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From: ME
haha. yeah.
So, I’ve devised a test to tell how creative someone is. It took me years of study and research to develop it. I’m warning you... it’s very difficult!!! Very few have ever had the strength to complete it.
Finish this poem:
Roses are red
Violets are blue...
good luck pumpkin butt!
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From: Her
there are a million variations to that poem, lol
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From: ME
I suppose. Or maybe you have a rare rhyming disorder that you're self conscience about. haha
Thanks for the add, you seem to be quite the ball of spunk! true or false?
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From: Her
HA HA! Afraid to say the wrong thing, lol
Definitly a big ball of spunk!!!!
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From: ME
Well there are no wrong answers
(was going to ask for the number here but figure I’d throw in a rapport building question for good measure)
Appearance aside, what do people notice about you after meeting you for an hour?
PS
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
don't get too close,
I have swine flu!
haha. see easy
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From: Her
I guess you would have to ask those people, lol
They would say I am loud, fun, outgoing, not shy and that I make them laugh, and that I am crazy, but not in need to be in a mental institution sort of way, crazy in a fun way!!!
Happy Cinco de Mayo!!!!
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From: ME
Haha. Sounds like you can have a good time when you want to.
You're very pretty, but I find that beauty is common. You are either born with it or you pay for it. What’s important is a great attitude, a positive outlook on life and a free spirit.
You seem like you'd be fun to kick it real life style sometime. Are you?
Shoot me your number and we'll have our own little adventure sometime and in the mean time we can be text buddies!!! I'll text you my new favorite joke! How lucky are you?
haha
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From: Her
LOL, sure!
619.XXX-XXXX
CHAT