For all those who use myspace or facebook, copy & paste and send this to about 20 cuties in your local area:

"Hey there~i normally don't do this but I think you're mega cute and I'd love to get a chance to spank you..

Before we go any further, what are three things about you personally that makes you spank worthy? ie. you have a cute buggs bunny smile, can jump through fiery hoops, part-time clown..they don't all have to be silly, but i won't judge you too much if they are. i kinda like a girl who doesn't take herself too serious especially before she's about to get spanked..

Don't take this the wrong way caus most people are uptight and probably would. If this is really you and not a fake profile, I'm up for it. let me know if you are too

*Signed"

Could work. Needs some modification though. I wouldn't tell her what to come up with. Let her be creative all on her own.

Sounds to scripted or forum letter. Ya you may get response to it. But I think most girls will just delete such a message.

Jurups and Guiness,
use both your noggins and fix it so we can all benefit from the undertones of that opener.

It's sexual and to the point. No beating around the bush. My style

Nothing wrong with a sexual opener as long as its not a perverted one. I see what I can do with the message to remove that forum letter feeling.

I sent it to 10 girls and got no replies. Its a high risk high reward opener.

I would almost say something like

Hey there~ You seem super cute and I'd love to get a chance to spank you...

But Ill need to know what makes you spank worthy? (ie. you have a cute Bugs Bunny smile) haha

Good Luck Pumpkin Butt



I dont know, I really dont like it to be honest. Im ready to scrap it but if someone wants to try the above Id be curious to the results

sounds like a challenge.

More modified:

"Hey there~ You seem cute and I'd love to get a chance to spank you...

But first... i'll need to know what makes you spank worthy? (ie. you have a cute Bugs Bunny smile) haha

Good Luck Pumpkin Butt

(Sign name here)"

I like that one better as it does not have that forum letter feeling tho it does kinda have bit of a perverted message/side to it tho. But I give it a try on a couple of fake profiles I have and see what becomes of it.

I sent G-Mans apdation to test it out and I got this back...

'fuck you i dont even know you'

ha ha!

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