I signed up on tagged and saw this cute chick in my area and decided to drop her a message. She's a HB9. My thing is "make em smile" without using cheesy pre-rehearsed pick up lines and to make everything unique and off the top...freestyle so to speak (hence the name SmoothGrammar). I'm creative so it damn near always works great in field. The problem is i forgot the punchline I had in my head when I made this great opener and I gotta brain fart right now! LOL.

So can someone please help me with a good punchline or follow up to this:

ME (April 24): Uh oh...You do know what they say about ladies who wear green silky shirts right

HER (May 1): Lol Na Wat they Say

...anyone?

Since no one more experienced is helping I will try. Maybe you could neg that they have expensive taste with the silky shirt. Or you could do a cold read. You could interpret green to be signify growth, or being healthy since it is a color that is abundant in nature. Or green could mean jealously or envy. If you use google you could probably find some interesting interpretations of the color green. Like for example in some cultures, green symbolizes hope and growth, while in others, it is associated with death, sickness, envy, or the devil.
This is all I could think of..
"They say that ladies who wear green look calm and peaceful on the outside, but that is only hiding the crazy little devil on the inside. You're not fooling me "

your response should be based on your personality, stray to far from it and you will be seen as a phony trying to hard.

"well damn, i have no clue, i was hoping you would..."
"hmm, you dont know either? and here i thought ____________"
"i dont know, i thought you would come up with something adventurous and witty, but you let me down...tell ya what, ill forgive you this time, next time you wont be so lucky" cut thread and move on.

Cold read: green sometimes is a representation of intellegence, silk is a softer free flowing material you can associate with being a free spirit, going with the flow, being comfortable with who they are....and so on, im sure you can look up some stuff to use about each online and form an effective cold read.

keep playing the part but never telling them what it means:

"i knew it, you fit the description perfectly" cut thread or continue on with this statement
"yup i knew it, your going to be a handful/or one of those fiesty girls, im not sure i can talk to you anymore"

so many to choose, from, its hard to say because i dont know your style and personality.

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"The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one."

follows like this...
"ok they say that girls with those clothes have no brains.. but then your hair is really beautiful, so im sure theres something inside that pretty head of yours"


hahaha
no kidding, try using that or..

"ok they say that girls that use green silky shirts are really really naughty, love to eat fresh anchovies and love talking to cute, interesting guys .... but im not sure about this you know?. You dont look like the kind of girl that would eat fresh anchovies... =P


ok well... if thats too cheesy...

".. ok well I dont know either, but you have beautiful eyes "

ok I admit it, im not really inspired, just be yourself and recover your opener.

game on

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".. I will learn all that I've forgotten, I will succeed where I'd previously failed, and even if I don't I wont stop, cuz this is not just about girls, this is about Life "

You: STudies have been done, and it's been proven, by authorities,,,,, that they are serieal killers!!!

Her; Ha! You're full of crap!

You: You're not armed are you?

Her: Lol! No way!

You: No conviction I hope..

Her: Hundreds!

You: That's funny,,, you really seem so nice.

GREAT ONE nightrider767 !!

so funny

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".. I will learn all that I've forgotten, I will succeed where I'd previously failed, and even if I don't I wont stop, cuz this is not just about girls, this is about Life "

Nice. Thanks fellas. I'll be sure to post the results when I get them.