"Thats cute... Anyways" Then use your opener

Okay, here is what I use, but it's kind of situational although you can just take out the being from Vermont part. It disqualifies them and lets you continue... I say:

"Holy shit, no way? Seriously? I LOVE Lesbians. I'm from Vermont, so we are like totally about that stuff. It's so funny though, because neither of you are my type but it makes sense now. You're lesbians! Awesome!"

And continue...

Or you can just use the Style super shit test answer: "Respect." from Ali G.

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"As to the deceit perpetrated upon women, let it pass, for, when love is in the way, men and women as a general rule dupe each other."
-Giacomo Casanova

Try this...... "My ex used to be a lesbian."

I like your idea but I think it's too long.

You usually only get the "im a lesbian" shit test in a club. You may get it in the daytime but I have only seen it being used in clubs.

I think if you got it in a club you may have to tone it down a bit. Theres too much back and forward talking and that makes it that much harder to hear you as well as hear the girls response.

If you see her saying she's a lesbian then I would just go with

Really!? Me too! I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body!

I hate how sometimes you have to repeat yourself in a club and the more of a conversation you try to have, the more you'll be leaning in trying to repeat yourself.

HB (most likely 2 or more): We're actually together, she's my girlfriend (or something to that effect).

Pua: Well , thats probably for the best, ( move on to a routine, or can wait for her reply to neg and work from there)

Oh no way kool you guys c that girl over there lets go hit on here
sweet no way ive always wanted a best female friend to gout with ( Conveys Preselection so wheter u hit or not you make a new friend booom) DHV everywhere
Oh no way img ay so we can be THE NOT SO STRAIGHT CLICK
now lest go make some new friends u can use that as opener hi were all gay what do you guys think of gay marriage , then u can say im not gay my briother is the gay one in the family