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CrazyLegz
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PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 11:39 am 
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AMOG: Look, I can just ignore you like that.

PUA: thank you. it's about time you stopped trying to hit on me (cocky smile)



AMOG: you seem gay. i'm afraid to stand near you
PUA: Queer as a three dollar bill... *Makes out with target*
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PUA: Not bad, maybe a 7/10.... I give lessons on the weekends, you down?

AMOG: hey man you spilled something on your shirt *flicks nose*
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"really man? where are we middle school? dont touch me again. . . So, as I was saying before the obvious distraction. . . (to target) when should I wake you up in the morning" (smile)


Amog: So. . . whats with the vest Aladdin?
(yeah odd, but this was ACTUALLY done on me, lets see how everyone else would handle it)

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"whatever the fuck they say"

Hey thanks for saying hello. That's really swell. Dude,, it would be so cool. WOuld you mind rounding us up a couple beers?

No!?!

Dude, drop the ego. Go for it!
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AMOG: Hey fag. Nice shoes, what the fuck are you supposed to be?
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AMOG: Hey fag. Nice shoes, what the fuck are you supposed to be?
PUA: I'm supposed to be the man who takes this lady home tonight 8)




AMOG: nice hair, did you use the whole bottle of wax?
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AMOG: nice hair, did you use the whole bottle of wax?

PUA:yeah but fell short can you lend me some from your ears?
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PUA:yeah but fell short can you lend me some from your ears?

That was a fucking WIN. Lol, I think recovering from this is like impossible because everybody would be laughing their asses off. Anybody have any ideas?

This might work if you got it in before everybody laughed.

Me: THIS GUY HAS EAR WAX IN HIS HAIR



AMOG: Your sister was a great bargain last night.
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AMOG: Your sister was a great bargain last night.[/quote]

Yea, well I had your mom plus your girlfriend in the same bed. I think I got the better deal.

AMOG: Hey your boyfriend is waiting on you. *points away from target to some random dude*
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AMOG: Hey your boyfriend is waiting on you. *points away from target to some random dude*

Me: Whadja mumble?

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AMOG: You're such a JOKER, dude!
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AMOG: You're such a JOKER, dude!

PUA: sure thing, SPAM.



AMOG: why are you only drinking water?
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AMOG: why are you only drinking water?

I like nature at its best (wink to the girl)



AMOG: This girl is taken, get lost.
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AMOG: This girl is taken, get lost.

Yep, thanks for taking care of her for me.


I'm Indian, I get this a lot:

Do your parents own a convenience store?
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Amog:Do your parents own a convenience store?

Pua:Yeah they do but sorry dude you're too ugly to get a job there.don't wanna scare the customers.
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Amog:Do your parents own a convenience store?

Pua:Yeah they do but sorry dude you're too ugly to get a job there.don't wanna scare the customers.
it's not necessary to insult the AMOG unless you're looking for a fight.. just my 2cents.. this could've been done in a simpler way..

PUA: Yeah they do, why you need a job?

all you really need to do is disable them.. they're like gorillas.. they could be manipulated and perform a great show, but push the wrong button, and they go KING KONG on your ass..

alright.. anyways.. back again..

AMOG: "Hey Casanova, this girls' out of your league!"
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AMOG: "Hey Casanova, this girls' out of your league!"

Alright man...-look confused- but i'm [name]... -give hb a wow that guy is fucking weird- look.


amog: run along now kid, let mommy and daddy talk.
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