Hey, I decided to try an online dating site to see how it goes. So far this is what I have. Is this a little over the top with the music lyrics? lol

Who am I?!:

They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless

They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin’ off the top of this esophagus
Rockin’ this metropolis
I’m not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Steve.
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You get like 1000 points if you know who this is!

I have two faces. One is spending the day inside, reading a freakishly scary book by the fireplace, and eating some jalapeno chips.

The other part of my is throwing on a pair of shades, some crazy outfit and going out to have a crazy night of partying like David Bowie
I travel several times a year all over to world and love meeting new people and experiencing different cultures. I love to live my life as it comes. A typical day for me can be reading / chilling or going to Amsterdam for a week. I am super optimistic and love meeting people who are the same. I am serious about my career and strive to be the best I can be.My friends would describe me as outgoing, funny, realistic, full of energy, and laid back.

My ideal match is an adventure. I AM NOT HERE FOR SEX so get that out of your mind...my god is that all you can think about?
Beauty is very common and I look for a girl with a great personality, a great energy, and a optimistic attitude. My standards are pretty high. MUST BE GOOD AT THUMB WARS, AND LIKE PIGGY BACK RIDES! If not don't bother to send me an email because you will be overlooked.


Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. -

Lets make a new trail. ( I guess that means you must love the outdoors...)

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Some people are intimidated by a turkey. You just have to know the anatomy.

let me know how many replies and views you get on your profile off that.

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If you hesitate, you masturbate!

flight of the concords!... 1000 points please.

looks good. lyrics show you like humor if the girls know who it is or it could leave them guessing.

Maximus nailed it. Post it and tell us the result. It's a pretty fly profile. only one comment.
I don't know man. Can you chill that out some? I mean, smart chicks will be like "Right,, bullshit". Plus it's sort of a neg and spoils the cool vibe.

Maybe go with something more layed back like "I'm not here for a quick hook-up" , or add some comedy "I'm not here for a quick hook-up, so you sexual predators are going to have to learn some patience" or what ever.

ANyways,,, cool profile!

Let's us know, I'd like to see if something cool and original will fly.

I was thinking about that as well. I changed it to, " I am not here to get my d wet"

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Some people are intimidated by a turkey. You just have to know the anatomy.

Now that's some bad/boy shit.

Notice it perfectly balances out:
So in my opinion it works.

Cool.

Ha ha, thanks. So far I am getting really good replies from several women. I will post some replies in a couple of days when I get more.

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Some people are intimidated by a turkey. You just have to know the anatomy.