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PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2009 4:12 pm 
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What do you think of this opener? Scenario is you see some girl staring at you nearby or sit down beside a cutie at a bar, etc.

- Take out cel phone..."Hello God? I think I just met one of your angels" (Say this while looking at the target.) "What's her name? Hang on."

-Turn to the HB and ask her name. "Her name is xxxx. Oooh...she's not one of yours? I see...heh heh heh [mischievous chuckle]. Oh ok, I promise I won't talk to her."

- Hang up, then turn to girl: "I'm not supposed to talk to you, but you ARE kinda cute." Then say nothing and see what the girl says. (Or better idea?)

What do you think? (A female friend told me of a similar line she heard where it did NOT end "oh, she's not one of yours", and she thought it was totally corny. Put this way it kind of implies she's naughty, which seems like an invitation for her to qualify herself, as well as teasing in a cocky/funny kind of way. I haven't tried this one yet, but I will. Opinions please.

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I don't know. If you really, really have a good time with it and she CAN tell you're totally kidding and just messing with her to say something lame, then yeah.. Maybe it would work. Even though you added the bit to give her alittle shit and then prove herself to you I still think this opener falls under the "Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven" cheeseball lines. It can never hurt to try it out, what difference will one random girl make in your life. Lemme know how it goes. I just wouldn't put much stock in it, not a fan. Way to be creative and follow a coherent formula though!

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That is really cheesy. You might have better luck googling bad pickup lines.

Then again, constructive criticism has never been my forte.


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Gruve, don't ask do. Seems pretty clever to me. It's just a matter if you can pull it off. But that's the same with every single opener there is. Including "Hi, nice to meet you".

I'd be very interested to see how it works for you. But it seems like a cool routine. If you can get it to happen, there's plenty of places you can go with that.

Let us know.

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Listen... you can't plan out your interactions with women man, Its not a video game thats not how interactions work. Women could give a shit less what you say to them when you approach them, they do give a shit about the way you present yourself and your Body language etc.

You can think of the most AMAZING opener in the world, use it, and TOTALLY turn her off and will not even respect you at that.. Take my advice, thinking of openers will get you ABSOLUTELY nowhere with women, xept in a deeper hole. Im telling you from straight experience, I've been there man. I was in the SAME spot, routines, openers, dhv spikes, qualifiers, hoops, neggs, its all a fake mask ppl use and its fake game and its not you, and guess what? Women can see right through the bullshit! Why do you think so many men fear approach anxiety (myth) because they KNOW women will blow them the fuck out and smell the agenda on you before you even approach them.. Go natural man, this will get you nowhere.

Anyone can argue with me, its kool. Im okay with that. But the truth is there. And its very real.


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Hey guys...oh, I definitely agree that this is VERY cheesy...in fact, I would intend to make it come across as cheesy as possible in a very joking manner. The whole purpose would be to get her laughing and give her a reason to qualify herself. This would probably work better toward that goal AFTER opening, come to think of it.

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Get your mindset right, and then be yourself, say whatever you feel. And you will be successful, but you must internalize the belief that women love you just for who you are, and that women want to fuck you everywhere you go.. Look in the mirror and FEEL that. Yell it, say it, whatever. AY, we wanna see you succeed man.


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That opener is basically likw walking up to a girl and saying "i think one of the angels in heaven escaped"

You have just woven in loads of cheesy pickup lines


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Manman...that's very good advice, and something I need to work on.

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Haha it makes me laugh and I'm sure it would her.. after. You've given yourself the best advice out of anyone here though-
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This would probably work better toward that goal AFTER opening
As for all the stuff about don't think up openers.. hell everyone sits around and thinks up stuff every now and again. Although this is something I strongly agree with
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you can't plan out your interactions with women man, Its not a video game thats not how interactions work... ...Go natural man
You thought it up so it's your stuff anyway but like you said.. probably a better thing after opening

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Hey I got a alternate opener.

Get on your phone, sit right next to her looking worried.

Start talking about a missing girl to your imaginary phone friend...Tell him you'll help find her and ask what she's wearing...At this point, descrbe everything she is wearing like you're confirming it with your friend...Pick out something to start a neg (maybe small feet, a big handbag, her hair)...Say something like 'What?! She has size 4 feet?!! Where does she shop, Mothercare??"

Neg her but it'll seem like you're on the phone getting a description.

You can also drop a cold read whilst on the phone....Something like 'I bet she's one of those girls that has Meatloaf posters on her wall'

Don't look at her at all in the process!

If you can get a giggle out of her after all this whilst still on your phone, you're in...If you can't stay on your phone and walk off...

Your Negs have got to be cocky/funny tho


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Hey Vat,,, that's a cool twist on it. I like it.

ANd Manman. Hey brother, I totally see your point. Bit even with a level 10 natural game, I think it's always cool to have some humorous twists up your sleave for a laugh.

Just cuase Groove opens a chick with this, doesn't mean he's going to launch directly into palm reading or something out of character. The whole routine may look cheesy, but if you've got the charm and can recognize the fun vibe correctly, it could totally work.

But yes Manman,,,, in the long rin, it's the real natural game that will produce results...

Cheers all.


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Cheers to that :D


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Be careful with this, I can see you being completely blown out on this one.
If you're interested in what manman said, take a look at RSD's Flawless Natural really helped me.

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In my opinion this is too risky, as you said the target is a total stranger so you don't know her personality she either might get irritated or with some luck she might find you interesting but as a advice do this as your last resort =)


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