Tales Of A Vesh: An explicit Teen in training
Yo For the most part call me Vesh. To get some shit out the way I’m 16 and the fucking coolest and funniest teen you’ll ever hear about down in the dirty south. I was waiting to do this shit but Chief got to me and well fuck let the show begin.
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Me with out a haircut
A lil Background history:
Ok I have wanted girls since I was like 6 years old pretty young huh? Anyway that desire has been suppressed for anther 6 years when the lil kids my age started looking decent so I tried a lil something and I quickly realized my game sucks monkey balls :shocked: So something had to be done. Since I was lil I was the nerd around, but in 6th grade that began to change. I met this guy
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Let’s call him Change and he began to form my life. Ok back then I would bring Yugioh cards to school and shit and hung out with the to be nice “Socially awkward kids” and he got me to ditch them and pursue to become cool. So I tried gamin some girls as he sucked up to the popular kids I knew that wasn’t the way so I tried my own way which was well winging it .I continued to get friend zoned while he got popular girls (ok something wasn’t right) About 15 I get into this “pua” business and discover the Style Life Challenge through MySpace (To this day I have never finished all 30 days). So I began it cut off because of some broad and began again. Then I met a big influence on my life
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This guy we’ll call Idol has done things you wouldn’t even imagine. Mystery, Zan PErrion or whoever my be your idol.. But this is mine. So I realized my damage had been done at that school Got contacts found out about pua forum and got to work.
The adventure begins:
I attempted to retry Style Life Challenge and got glitches (encountered a sticking point) and realized I can’t do this canned shit. I may try but it doesn’t…feel right to say the least. So that’s when I met Solomon the first to help me with my problems.
the training:
Ok Solomon taught me a couple of things the most important thing I believe is how to be you since from this point everyone DOMINATED my life. But before he could do this he had to teach me his method G.S.D. Which stand for Get Shit Done? The method in short comprises of asking a girl out and dealing with shit test and a bunch of evidence to support it. If you want more details talk to him and he also started me on Demonic Confidence so let’s get to work.
Day of Journaling: Dwayne Wade and V2s Game
“This will be my first time documenting my adventures during this journey. Every day I learn something new and I learned much today. One being the act of subtly (the reason for this is because I ‘power walked’ trying to warn my so called friends that the teacher was coming and we all got caught .) Even if my teacher Solomon says not to care I do, but tried not to so I learned a lot from this alone. (Mainly that people are ALWAYS gonna say stuff about you good or bad you can either take it in stride or cry like a lil bitch)
The fact that I had nothing to lose dominated my weak frame. Within the walls of the CNN Center I realized half of these girls – If not all – I would NEVER see again so why not live it up. I approached a two set :O and attempted the talking.
Vesh: Hey are you guys high up in the stands
HB1: No
Vesh: Oh.. Cause I would hate that for you
And they kept walking. Now to the Demonic Confidence After the game with Atlanta Hawks vs. Miami Heat ended I began my DC Mission. The first days was to ask 30 people for the time which I had prior accomplished. The second phase was to ask 30 women with their boyfriend the time while having a watch visible or cell phone. I went around the whole CNN center and BARELY accomplished this. The next mission which was done at school was difficult since I didn’t have either so I paid Change five bucks to use his watch and scrambled around the school like an ape missing a banana to accomplish this mission. I didn’t reach 30 to be honest more like 27-28. End of story”
2/27/09 – 2/28/09
Journaling: The Day of the Pussy
“Ok I skipped a couple of days but anyways back to the mission at hand. I learned the SEIZE the moment thing today. A girl was at her locker and I tried some panther shit like waiting for her to past by me and pounce, instead of the normal going up to her and start talking and she gotta away. Next this HB asked for paper I didn’t make her jump through hoops or anything like I intended and I planned to GSD her later. (She gotta away as well)A couple more Hbs gotta away today gosh dammit.
2/30/09
Ok from this point my hand writing becomes unreadable but I will go from memory.
There’s a school dance and I’m sweating it my goal was to use GSD I am a fuckin nervous wreck I can’t ask a girl out so by the end of the dance things start settling down. Fuck this I HAVE to do this so I went up to am HB I’ve seen but never talked to.
Vesh: Hey HB what’s going on
HB: Nothing really
Vesh: Well then you gotta dance and have fun
HB: laughs
Vesh: [ Fuckin trigger] But I didn’t come over here for that I was thinking you and me should go out this weekend (my voice began to fade)
HB: What I can’t hear you just tell me tomorrow
Vesh: (voice back) Ok
Then I proceeded to go in the bathroom and pass out for a minute or two from exhaustion.
A couple of days after I have a kind of break through, This girl is giving me EC and waves and flirts with me with her hands and eyes in class. OK fuck this DC shit I’m tired of having to ask people stupid and random questions just to ask a girl out and this is my chance. Class bell rings and I walk out the class and catch up with her.
Vesh: Hey I’ve seen you in class and I thought it was a Good idea if we hang out sometime this weekend
HB: (Smiles) I have a boyfriend
Vesh: [IS this a shit test?] Yeah right
HB: No seriously I do
Vesh: yeah….
Rejected but that wasn’t the point the point was I learned to overcome my AA and asked out a random girl I don’t even fuckin know and maintained my cool, put that on paper pussies.
Ok a few days later I believe I’ve learned all I came from Solomon. I can’t master his method cause it’s a method designed for and meant by him and know one else can use it like him *cough cough* Mystery Method *Cough* so I attempt to move past that
The ego of mist
By this time I meet 870 whose theme song is this (Phone Home). And he begins showing me the path to destroy the demonic beast known as my ego. And that paths leads me to Eckhart Tolle. He opens my mind and makes me realize some shits that I previously believe was taboo. The world looks so much more vibrant and still and my mind is quiet and I’m incredible…I am one with myself and the earth.
The Trial and Error: Swing and a miss
Ok I’m good time to stand on my own two feet and approach. So I develop a routine afterschool sit down spot a fine girl approach get blown out in 2 minutes sit back down and start all over again. I go through about 20 girls with this and learn a lil more each time. And her it is
One NEGs are for losers and got me blown out pretty quickly
Two never bring up depressing emotions
Three don’t spend 30 minutes deciding to approach and then expect it to go well
Four have a good Facial Expression
Five don’t eject too soon
Six don’t eject too soon
Seven STAY THERE YOU PUSSY
Eight Kino is the voice of the gods
Nine Learn when too approach and when not to approach
Ten Eye Contact is the voice of the gods as well (I had at least three girls on me from dominating EC)
Eleven Stop Being a pussy towards an aggressive girl
Twelve THE HOTTEST GIRLS are the nicest since they want to be accepted know that their looks might fade or are just DYING FOR CONVO
Thirteen Girls want for you to talk to them
Fourteen:
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I learned some other shit but I forgot
During this time I get my Worst rejection ever which is posted on J to the Smooth’s thread titled well worst rejections ever.
“Lol I had a bad one not too bad though. I was walking from school and this girl with a HUGE ass was in front of me. So she was yelling to someone and I asked “So what are you yelling at?"
Her: Does it matter
me: I mean you normally just don’t freaking yell at people (smile)
her: BOY LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE
Me: .....
A bunch of my friends saw plus an HB good thing I didn’t have an ego then lol.”
The Seal of the Doctor
Ok during this time and getting effing tired of trail and error and getting blown out in like 2-3 minutes by girls who don’t reciprocate. So I discover the Doctor. Who charges 300 for his services so I begin to go out and try to make the money necessary for him to tech me. During this time Chief and Guru are on me saying I should approach instead of paying 300 dollars to get someone to TELL me to approach (his course covers more than that though) So long story short I start this hustling. And eventually get the money I need and begin my first day of training among this he teaches me this NLP technique which I call “State up” Which well raises my state or as I call it my sync rate and I start getting better. I open four girls in one day and THEY ARE OVER ME it could only be better if one I didn’t eject too soon and three I closed. I still intend to continue the doctors training but was on a sorta pause for right now lol.
During this pause Chief tells me about a guy named Zan perrion who I proceed to listen to and in short has me feeling sexy and unlocks my sexual aura
1st Sexual Aura of Vesh
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The Wing from Hell and the Pua from.... Well fuck it
Ok today is 4/26/09 and I attempt to go out with my wing Change. Ok Lemme tell you about Change he has a gf who is a freshman and has girls all over him but he never pulls the trigger mostly and never tells the girls about each other and always ALWAYS complains to me about them.
Anyway I wanna get out the house and go to the mall or the movies and I pick the mall.
So I tell my wing to get ready I tell him I’m a wear my favorite yellow big pony to get me in a good me and he tries to convince me not to wear it. And says shit like “No don’t wear that” Vesh: Its already Ironed Change: “Well Iron something different” Ok so I threaten him that he’s not going and he just drops it and decides to wear another shirt and okay were off
To the mall. When we arrive a Woman stops me and ask if were twins and I say
Vesh: “Yeah we just left the house today” (smiles)
Change: “Hey man chill out with that” (playful push”
Ok so we go around to all these stores basically checking out shoes, Ralph Lauren polo, and Rock star looking outfits and so on and wind up at hot topic. Ok hot topic vibe is different and I like it since it feels kind of evil but my wings in dismay. I see a cool wristband that I like and its only 3$ but my wing talks me out of it saying “Man I’m a look down on you if you get that, your gonna get cracked on at school that’s a waste of money. Save it for something” So me my stupid self I put it back (First mistake) and walk off. Ok so we leave and we basically start regretting living in Macon there are no females to talk to and we’ve been around the mall like twice. We get hungry and start to get something to eat
The Clerk vs. Vesh
Ok we get there and there’s this HB at Subway and she starts flirting with me here’s how it goes
HB: Hey
Vesh: Hey there lemme get a Subway Melt
Hb (shakes head for no while smiling)
Vesh: (Smiles back) oh no? Why not?
HB: nah I’m just kidding what do you want on it?
Vesh: (confused) gimme roast beef
This point she goes into a subway melt vs. a club and almost gets me to get a club (NNOOOO)
Vesh: (Laughing) Girl stop confusing me my brains starting to hurt
Hb: Ok you want it toasted
Vesh: (still smiling) please
We talk more about how me and my wing looks alike she smiles I laugh I get my food and go with intentions on seeing her again
Change: You should a got her number
Vesh: Ehh ill get it later
Change: No you fucked up
Vesh: How?
Change: She was flirting with you that whole time
Vesh: I know and I flirted back
Change: No you didn’t I’m disappointed
Vesh: (laughs) what do you mean
Change: (walks off) I’m disappointed
Ok so later he convinces me to go back and get her number but the girl is talking to some dude with a kid :shocked: so I avoid the number
Change: You didn’t get it did you
Vesh: Nah I think that kid may be hers
Change: I’m disappointed
So we walk he’s pissed I’m pissed and he says I’ll go back and talk to my gf you think about this.
So I think FUCK THIS I CAN’T GO OUT LIKE THIS
And begins my mission. I get a brochure from Cingular and tear off a blank space and throw the brochure away they look at me like wtf? So I flip them off and proceed to find my pen. I remember my DC training and I go after a pen. I ask random people men women, a retarded guy for a pen and I end up in some store that looks like a jungle I see a couple of hbs they ALL LOOK THE SAME so I walk out and I’m like. Where the fuck was I? Then I get a pen from a JC PENNY Clerks right my number down and I’m a slip it to the clerk. During this time I and my wing team back up. And he says
Change: “Its too late you fucked up” and “don’t worry about it anymore you fucked up”
Thus he talks me out of it we walk out the mall with the HB looking at me as we pass. I’m pissed so I leave him at the mall by himself and go home.
Lesson: Fuck his thoughts, learn to flirt with clerks, CLOSE
A good moment
During my pua I did have one good moment of nice sexual framing Kino and 100% sync rate but.. I forgot to give her my number ehh oh well more HB right.
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Till next time Kiddies
