E: EyeCrush. T: Target.

E: "I hate boring people. You're not like one of those weirdos or something.. are you? I mean you seem normal but these days it's hard to tell."

T: "i wonder if that chessey line works on anybody else. or am i the 1st to get it. do me, yourself, and your future dates a favor and shave that crap on your face. its not sexy and if u intend to continue dreaming of catching some hot **** like me, you had better touch up the rock star image. If you ever get to be famous enough to look and smell like crap that you dont need to do that, good for you. but you arent there yet"

E: "LOL! Well that's a relief. Ya I'm pretty into hygiene too.. to bad I'm not into you. You almost seemed like my type. I'll tell you what, you can tell daddy his royally spoiled little brat has been a good little girl for not speaking to all the dangerous rebels out there.. that way he knows he can keep you safe from an ***hole like me."

T: "thanks for your concern. have a good 1"

E: "You again? I told you already. Stop hitting on me."

<b>T: "lol, thats funny"</b>

E: "You know, it's a real shame we met here b/c I'm sure that outside of this you're really a fun and interesting person and I know that I am too. But ppl can never really be themselves on the internet. I mean, look around you - it's guys trying to be super**** and girls trying to be super ****y. Interesting thing is, someone like you is probably cautious at first, which is cool, but you're probably pretty cool once people get to know you.. it's just that no one really gets that far."

T: "yeah im really starting to hate this shit. everybody want to talk to me because im hot. but its the only thing you can really go off of from the internet. catch 22"

E: "At least you don't look like one of those insecure chicks with a ridiculous boob job.. not that there's anything wrong with plastic surgery.. had some done myself actually. I mean I don't mean to brag or anything, it did cost a lot of money.. but it was really worth it."

<b>T: "youre funny"</b>

E: "Ya I know ;p.. that's what everybody tells me.. So what makes you so special?"

T: "I got big tits, thats about it."

E: "I said special. Do you know how many girls have big tits? lol.. well ok.. let me ask you like this: what do you like to do for fun?"

T: "browse through all the dipshits that send me mail. it really boosts my ego. how about you?"

E: "O I already boosted my ego when I became king of the world.. don't you remember me in that one movie? I was awesome!"

This is where the conversation ends and she deleted all my msgs (or so the sent box tells me). "What makes you so special?" is where I think I fuck up.. what do you guys think? I was going to add this right after it: "And it better be something else besides hott as you so claim." Instead I kept it short. Was that a mistake?

Ok.. maybe I was being a bit ridiculous but that's just my style of humor... or at least it is until I can fix it and make it better. I can still send her another message. Of course online sarging is suppose to aim straight for a number close. The last girl I met up with from POF was a psycho cutter... some of these girls are fucking CRAZY... Beware. Anyway opinions would be useful. Thanks.

O ya that insult humor in the beginning is classic... I took that attitude straight from Dr. Cox in Scrubs... LOL... I had him in mind when I said it I knew it'd work haha... I'm pretty sure I did something right at least right there. I also feel I took too long to get the number.. but I'm trying to at least hold the conversation until I get enough IOIs for it... What's missing?

<i>EDIT: I took the initiative and I saved it with this Subject Titled: "Actually"

E: "I like to climb things a lot and if I could I'd go to Tibet and scale some crazy mountain to find the coolest dudes that know how to make their juju grow the best. But that's just me.. I'm really into juju... I was wondering.. what would you say you want to be when you grow up? And don't say princess."

T: "kept"

What a fucking answer... how should I respond?</i>

Honestly, looking at this conversation is tough. The problem is she gave you such a hardcore blow off at the beginning but yet you are still getting her to respond. From the looks of her very short responses and all the shit she is giving you, she is not interested.

You haven't done much to seperate yourself from all the other people that message her and hit on her online. She is obviously lumping you in as one of those people at this moment, and she is treating you like someone like that. This isn't going anywhere, I'm sorry.

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Yeah I wouldn't sweat this one. Looks like she wasn't interested off the get go and just kept messaging with you for her own amusement (validation, entertainment, boredom -- whatever). Her loss for not being receptive.

Man, you guys give up too easily lol... j/k! Here's how she responded from this point: E: ..."what would you say you want to be when you grow up? And don't say princess."

T: "kept"

E: "I think deep down inside we all want that security.. yet at the same time we all know we're mortal and that everything is only temporary.. Do you like poetry?"

T: "yeah are you a composer?"

E: "Ya I am actually. I write a lot. You mean like music right? I just started writing more lyrics lately cuz I've been performing more.. it's a lot of work but it's definitely worth it. Have you ever performed in front of a crowd before?"

T: "no i never have, but i wasnt reffering to composing music. the subject was poetry."

E: "You're smart right? I can tell a lot about someone depending how they answer it's pretty funny. Only using adjectives answer these 4 questions: What is your favorite color? What is your favorite animal? What is your 2nd favorite animal? And what is your favorite type of body of water (like a river, a puddle, the ocean, etc)? And no there are no wrong answers... just interesting ones. ;]"

T: "smart? smart is subjective. white,rabbit,eagle,human body, being composed of a lot water. does that count? glaciers are neat too. or i could be poetic and say a tear. if not then i choose lake i guess.

ok so i expect a full summary"

E: "Expect what you will it doesn't mean you won't be surprised... ;p. You see yourself as pure and reflective. That's why you feel it's difficult to find what you're looking for because for the most part you're tired of all the ugliness... As a lover, you see yourself as a rabbit... so maybe you're not exactly looking for anything too serious right now... but in your lover, you still seek boldness, courage, and bravery like an eagle. You don't want some guy that can't see things from a higher perspective... you want someone who can fly and soar over others and protect them. And in bed, you like it slow... like a glacier LOL.. hmm. Cool. Maybe you're not such a dork afterall."



You guys might be right.. maybe I am just amusing but hey as long as I got a target responding I plunge ahead full steam with my lines until I get either a rejection or dismissal.. that's just my game. We're obviously still in A2... that doesn't mean give up. It just means repeat this cycle: "DHV/neg--->Qualify" When the qualification ping don't take, repeat the process. I call it the attraction cycle. I just gave her some chick crack and I'm about to DHV like a motherfucker and express my superior coolness... I would be very surprised if her next response is negative. I'm performing very soon, this is one of the best DHV stories and perfect for a number close.. if it don't take.. well ok but to be honest this is some of the best online sarging I've done... most girls this hott don't keep talking to me this long it's way harder online than in person to get a number close for me so far. I have far better in-person game than online that's for sure... my phone game is also very well evolved especially once they hear my voice I manage to keep them responding also. I'm going to keep this one going as long as I can... I'll let you guys know how it turns out.

Notice I just asked her if she is "smart" and her response is that smart is subjective. If I make her feel smart "like me" she just qualified herself. Think about it. If I don't start getting hard IOIs soon after that then I'll know for sure she's not interested but I'd rather make sure for sure. That's just how I am. I drive it as far as I can even if they end up calling me a jerk or a dick (which is way better than "creep") LOL. It's the only way to know how far you can go. I'm a strong believer in recoveries and proper gaming. There is a line for every situation you just have to calibrate to know what to say, when, and how to say it. Right now my biggest flaw is not enough chick crack but as the weeks roll by I learn everyday more and more. Hopefully she'll take the bait.