So I always get caught off guard with the you wish response...sometimes I can think of a creative line specific to the situation at hand, however, can you guys think of a general creative response that can be used every time?
Ex.
her: So I bought the lingerie nighty I was telling you about

me: Ya, cool...personally I like silk thong and red bra
her: Ya, I was thinking of returning it...lol
me: Mmm, but then again Id sleep next to that lingerie nighty anyday
her: YOU WISH
me: I didnt say it had to be you...
her: OUCH
Any other responses you guys can think of to a general you wish question?
Ex.
We should be fwb
...YOU WISH
Heading over to your house to watch that movie with you
...YOU WISH
Ya, anytime you wanna go bikini shoppin let me know
...YOU WISH