The Wrong Name !



Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 5 guests
Post new topic Reply to topic   Board index » Real Life Gaming » Lay Reports

Unanswered topics | Active topics | New posts | Your posts





  Print view Previous topic | Next topic 
Author Message
Shadow Box
 Post subject: The Wrong Name !
PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:07 am 
Offline
Member of MPUA Forum

Joined: Sat May 10, 2008 10:18 pm
Posts: 112
Location: Fort Smith, AR
It happened just after we finished going a couple of rounds. The street was dark so I walked her to her car. She gets in and I lean in for a kiss. We kiss. I tell her goodbye. "Bye Emily" I say. Her names was Samantha :shock: I call myself on it and begin to describe an ugly girl I work with, as if I'm attracted to her unattractive qualities. I didn't get slapped, but I'm not sure if it worked. Fingers are crossed. :roll:

_________________
"If you're not living life on the edge, then you're taking up too much space."
Top
   
Reply with quote  
desperate
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:45 am 
Offline
MPUA Forum Enthusiast

Joined: Fri Mar 06, 2009 4:53 pm
Posts: 36
I read this hilarious post somewhere else on this forum (tried to find it again but couldn't) where a guy accidentally introduced his girlfriend by another girl's name, and then quickly said, "Oh, so if you're X, where the hell did I leave Y, and is oral gonna fix this?"

Oh, I found the post... it's Slick's post in the middle of this page :

4-vt8403.html?postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=45

I just think it's such a brilliant comeback, everyone should use it (though in your case perhaps it wasn't applicable, as you guys had already finished your couple of rounds, heh).
Top
   
Reply with quote  
Zikki
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:43 am 
Offline
MPUA Forum Zealot

Joined: Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:19 pm
Posts: 398
Location: UK
I walked into my local club, told this girl she would be in my bed within an hour, she laughed, I bought her a drink and she was in my bed within 35 mins....

My wing rings me up wondering where Ive gone to, tell him I just bedded some girl, he asks her name, so I then have to ask her what it is... that was funny...

Funnier was going back to her place for the night, bedding her until the morning and then when I ask her to call me a cab, she asks if I want her number, i said why would I want that. I cant even remember ur name lol
Top
   
Reply with quote  
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic  Reply to topic  Page 1 of 1
  [ 3 posts ] 

Board index » Real Life Gaming » Lay Reports

All times are UTC

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  

Can we be honest?

We want your email address. Let me send you the best seduction techniques ever devised... because they are really good.
close-link