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PostPosted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:56 am 
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I was in London, in a club called Sway having just finished a networking meeting for my business. I leave the club to head back to my car to go home. I must've walked maybe 20yrds when I look across the street and notice this absolutely stunning girl out of the corner of my eye walking just behind me.
Coincidentally I had just finished reading The Game that morning and so I was eager to try out some of the lines. That, and she was so hot I just had to talk to her. She was in all black with a oversized beanie hat on her golden hair, her skin was spotless and she looked like she had jumped straight out of a vogue magazine.
I slowed my pace slightly so she was to my right and I was only just in front when I opened with a very simple Hi, How are you? But I did it with a huge smile on my face and staring straight forward. She didnt answer so I repeated slightly more strongly this time, to which she said 'Excuse me?'. I looked over and pointed to a phone I was holding up against my left ear. I then acted like I was talking down the phone and I said 'sorry, I think some girl's trying to hit on me'. The girl obviously didnt know how to react so I smiled and told her I was joking, 'but if you actually want to hit on me, i've got about 90 seconds before I reach my car'. This got a smile. I commented on her appearance before telling her that I worked as a book binder for the church and that it'd been a long week's work (I was in a full armani suit). We walked passed a starbucks just talking and I said 'i'm going to grab a coffee before I drive home, you can spare two minutes of your life and accompany me, right?' She obliged and we went on our instant date.
I found out she was actually just heading back to her hotel room around the corner and that she was from up t' north coming down to London to do some bikini model photoshoot. I kept a straight face, but inside my mind was doing backflips.
If you're still reading this, I bet you're thinking how did he get from there to the hotel room? Well, that's where the real stroke of genius came from. I purposely spilled some coffee on my trousers suggesting that I need to rinse the stain and dry them before I could drive home. I.e. her hotel room bathroom sink and hairdryer. (I noticed a laundry and dry cleaners across the street but there was no chance I'd tell her).
We got to her hotel room and I went straight into the bathroom and whipped of my trousers (which i actually like) and started to rinse a little bit. I called her in to come and help, making some little comments and jokes about my appearance as she walked in. We stood side by side over the sink and I splashed a bit of water on her, she did the same in return (I didnt think this through, now my armani jacket was wet!) Which all led to a little war which turned into a pillow fight before we collapsed in silence on her bed inches apart staring into each others eyes. I used the soul pairing thingy that Neil Strauss wrote about followed by the kiss line. Both worked perfectly. Kino went through the roof and one thing led to another before it all finished with a bang.
She helped my dry all of my clothes off that were wet (poor suit), we talked for another 20 mins before I was interrupted by a phone call about something I was meant to be doing later that night, so I had to make my excuses and hit the road.
We left it on pleasant terms but it's taken me 3 days to process how amazing that whole thing was.
As cocky as I was the day after, it turns out I was just lucky that time. She told me later that she'd just broken up with a long term boyfriend and was looking to have some casual fun. Not that i'm complaining.
Until next time

Josh


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:43 am 
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She didnt answer so I repeated slightly more strongly this time, to which she said 'Excuse me?'. I looked over and pointed to a phone I was holding up against my left ear. I then acted like I was talking down the phone and I said 'sorry, I think some girl's trying to hit on me'. Josh
HAHA...
That is genius.

What was the soul pairing thing that was in the game, and the kiss line.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:49 pm 
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Wow so you just finished reading The Game, and the very same day you get laid?

AWESOME. Good job! :wink:

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Soul pairing was the line style wrote about in the game where you say that if you look into each other's right eye you can see their soul (from a couple of inches apart).
The kiss line is nice and easy... 'would you like to kiss me?' She said 'I dont know' So I said 'Let's find out'.

Josh


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:29 pm 
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Mate, what about your Armani suit? You went and chucked coffee all over it?
I don't buy it.


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:43 pm 
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haha, argh mate. "some girls trying to hit on me"
love it.

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