| what do you do if you get no reply?
if the msg is marked "read" but theres nothing
here check this out
ME: Honestly, i can see that your the type of girl that likes me...so I thought I'd be a nice guy and send you this message.
Your turn...
Her: we'll c bout that.
so wuts ur name?
ME: see honey?... your already asking me questions about me...
Joshua, whats yours?
HER: HB9
ME: cute name...
well im gonna add you now, and ill look at your profile and see if your cool or not...hows that sound?
HER: haha alright.
if its asks for my last name just put "Sharp"
ME: lets see...i give you a 7
its nice to hear something other than rap music on a profile...the pic of superman knocks it down though...
sorry, baby, im a SPAM fan...im not so sure if this is gonna work...
HER: ur damn right this aint gonna work. it never wus goin to work anyways i hate guys that are full of themselves to begin with. 2nd superman would whoop SPAM ass if they got into a fight, hands down! 3rd i dont kno who the fuck u r to be callin me "baby". 4th i like hot guys with a built body. as far as i can tell u come no where near my type. lets see...i give u a solid 2.
ME: Haha!
nobody likes guys who are full of themselves...thats true
thats why i don't like Superman...too powerful...
also, nice leopard dress...
although...i must say
im not that sure if your being rude or sarcastic...which is it?
HER: totaly being sarcastic. ;] glad u cuaght on.
i think its pretty cool that u can sing. kinda rare. i usualy hear rappers instead around here.
ME: well honey, im actually really impressed by your spunk...i like you
that being said, i still would've found it just as amusing to taunt you if you were really crazy like that...
thank you very much! thats actually what I'm studying in college...im a competitive singer...jazz and opera...
whatever your studying...drop it, and switch to music...
rap is a more of a literary art by definition...
i do like the beatboxers though...it comes from jazz scatting...
good Jazz is the sexiest thing in the world...can you sing baby? i LOVE women who can sing...
HER: ha sorry, i dont sing. maybe back-up but not professional.
but i dance. & Brodway is my dream.
ME: Yeah? well dancing is a way of singing don't you think?
tell you what...im competing in Disneyland next week
buy a plane ticket and hotel room and you can dance for me when im singing...
Besides...being a good dancer is more likely to get you on broadway than being a trained singer...
what shows are you into?
HER: guess since u put it that way.
im only 17 i cant get out this state just yet.
hmm lets see...HSM live wus pretty cool, so wus lion king, i'd say anything world class would please me.
ME: well, a 17 year old can leave the state...just need permission is all...
i mean what shows do you enjoy? not HSM for sure...
(as a side note: if you could never mention HSM again that would be great...)
im talking about the real deal honey...
for a dancer you wanna go for
Grease or Music Man...
Beauty and the Beast has a huge dance number
or, since you wanna impress me, and if your feeling bold...try something sexier...like Chicago
i wouldn't mind seeing you in one of those sparkly cocktail dresses...
and now nothing...what do i do? wait a few days and tease her about it? just ignore and use another opener? shes super hot and lives close by so any help would be appreciated...
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