"I'm interested in a pink single barrelled pump action yogurt cannon," was what captivated my attention. I was about five minutes into the set when she popped that comment out.

"I think we're gonna need a shot for this," I replied. After all, she had bought me a beer about a minute and a half into the whole deal.

I was bringing out my A-game tonight, and it was flawless. Almost an hour at the bar... and it was closing time.

"Let's get a cab," I suggested. After all, I had a few too many in me to legally drive myself, and she was ahead of me by the time I got to her.

"Can't, my husband's giving me a ride home." A ring slips back onto her finger, and the jealous looking guy across the bar comes over - no longer jealous.

"It's a fetish..." he began to explain. The rest was somewhat drowned out in disbelief perfectly mixed with Captain Morgan. It ended in, "Enjoy the rest of your night."



Through osmosis, I learned that they frequented bars, pretending to be the 'unreachable girl and the guy with an obsession' as it was put. I played my part perfectly, it was how they got turned on.

It wasn't all wasted time, however. I made out with the girl, at the bar, in front of her husband, with lots of heavy petting involved. I almost asked if I could join in the fun, but I figured that if that were part of the plan, I would've been invited. I was commended on my excellent game, that she hasn't had someone turn her on like that ever before (thank you Gunwitch!). They kind of lingered for a few minutes. My guess is, to see what my reaction would be.



If I were an AFC, I would be crushed. Most men are. Most men would go home and cry. I simply turned around and talked to a set at a table near the bar that was just out of earshot of the whole ordeal. Granted, I went home and fapped to no end. It was exciting in a weird sort of way. The only loss I really feel right now is that I could've spent that time on another girl and actually be writing a LR tomorrow instead of this tonight.

The simple fact is: I got played. Imagining myself a year ago, I would have actually invested some time, money, and emotion into the budding relationship (as short lived as it would have been... I live nearly a thousand miles away). It would have hurt. Bad.

I'm guessing that they do this on a weekly basis... Go out, build a guy up, and tear everything away at the last minute.

It's a cruel world we live in, gentlemen!

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AHHH so that was you.... sorry bout that!!!

















































jk... that's a funny story tho

Fuck me...that is an impressive account of things, to the point and interesting.

Wp. Tbh, I think I would have just laughed it off then, not feel crushed. I would have seen the funny side of things, which I am sure you do to.

Its like a player got played, although you could really not have seen that coming.

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That's messed up. Like something you'd see in a movie.... Did she look like Julia Roberts? This could be a new reality TV show...

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I keep rolling this around in my head. . . and despite the fact that its completely messed up, I'm rolling. Its hilarious, your right, it sounds like a reality tv show, I mean. . . this just proves my point about the world, we are all coniving little manipulators, some of us are better at it then most. I'm sorry for your loss, but man. . . thats some funny stuff.

OMG! I just realized your the one doing the 40 day no masturbation challenge. . . this is even funnier then before! Who can do that! And the state you were in, its priceless! God, sitcoms dont get this good dude. Well, I'm sorry, for this horrible, horrible event occuring, I'm going to join you in that no masturbation challenge, just to let you know, that your not alone buddy.

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that took me a while to get lol

u shudda cavemanned the fuck out of the next set haha

Lol yeah I kind of failed that challenge. To top it off, I've been using GWM. If I hadn't fapped, my testicles would have exploded! I'm restarting though. Today's another Day 1.

Chief, I did. I practically had the girl from the other set out the door when her boyfriend grabbed her, and reminded her that they had to be at her parents' house early the next day.

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