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PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:59 am 
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Hey guys, I'm new to the forum but I have lots of experience. I think I must have fucked at least a couple hundred girls since I took up the art of getting women.

So this one time I'm sarging on Chestnut one day instead of being at work (:lol:) when I spot this totally HOT young chick, she must have been around 21 years old and at LEAST a 9.5. Big heaving bosoms, long straight blonde hair, slim with a peachy ass. Her face is so pretty and for once I'm stunned. The sort of face that would make you cum in your pants just by looking at it. Far nicer than my annoying wife anyway. So, this chick is coming out of an underwear store with her headphones on when I nearly bump into her. We stop and I apologise and throw in some neg about her probably being blind but not bad looking anyway. I continue to open her with some lines about her music tastes and the local club scene and then I go on to tell her I'm this famous drum and bass MC etc etc. She seems pretty impressed and I know she'll soon be chomping at the bit for a taste of my cock. Works every time! The chicks go crazy for a man who can control the room on the mic. I love it. So anyways, we get talking and to cut the story short, there's mad IOI's, some kino escalation followed later by a deep kiss and some grinding right there in the fucking street! She says there's something about me makes her so hot, she's crazy for my looks and loves my hair. I return some standard compliments and all the time I'm thinking how much I'm going to pound that ass and then go home to my dumb wife and repeat the performance with her. Fuck yeah. So anyways she tells me to come with her to her car and then I get her to drive us to a motel that I often use when I'm out getting laid. As soon as the door is shut we go at it, fucking like wild animals against the dresser, real close, deep grinding and kissing. We pump and grind away for about ten minutes and it's real passionate, this is unreal. I keep looking at myself in the mirror and thinking how great this is and how much of a slut I am. Soon we both approach a huge orgasm but I realise I'm fucking her raw and hesitate to continue, but she begs me to keep going and cum inside her. So I do, and HARD. It's possibly one of the biggest orgasms I've ever had, and so deep inside too. I felt like a male slut and it turned me on so much. We fuck again, and again, and again, and in total I must have come about 5 times before I make my excuses, leaving her with my number and a pussy full of THE COLONEL's cream. That night I fucked my wife and got off once more by thinking about my day's fun. :lol:

I love this game, I'll never stop it. There are so many holes out there waiting for my cock. ;)


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 1:52 am 
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Shit is fucked up. Get a divorce for the sake of your wife's health; mental and otherwise.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:47 am 
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No shame... regardless of your weird ass relationship, this forum is not a diary entry. Be more specific about exactly what did / didn't work. Keep it real


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:16 am 
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obviously fake. should be deleted and guy should be banned

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Yea kinda fairy talish...in my experience no hot chix gonna get down with you that quick unless she knows there's alot of other hot girls that wanna slice of you.


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