Hey, ive recently found that as Ive been going out opening sets and also through txts, girls always wanna know your age, And to be honest im getting fed up of playing the old, 'guess, how old u think i am'?, just seems abit lame, Any ideas of better responses to this question they always ask. Another thing I always find if your particulally wanna know their age just say to them 'I would ask your age but you never ask a lady her age its just rude' and then she'll laugh and tell yer the magic number. its worked for me everytime. Cheers guys

""Old Enough" always works for me.

haha super bad

"old enough to party..."

will from Cocky Comedy in David DeAnglo's Series says:

"I am too old to answer that question".

Two days ago. I JUST started going to 19+ with a new ID (im only eighteen), and did NOT realize how much of a problem age-related shit tests come up. This was probably the second 19+ event ive been to in my life. I got accustomed to being the same age or just older than the girls I talked to.

*walking her over to the bar to talk*
olderHB : heyy so how old are you?
myself: Im in first year at uni << in my head already knew I set myself up for another shit test because NOW the age game counts *mentally slapped myself
olderHB: (sounding hesitant/disappointed)Oh.. Im in second year..
myself: Okay, so clearly, that makes YOU too old.
olderHB: *pauses and laughs* << i thot i disarmed
olderHB: yea, too old for you *smiles and waits for response
myself: (fumbled)

[this is for all the other kids newly exposed to this] This is what I shouldve said "haha whatever, you're not even young enough to be hitting on me!"

^ I did not know what to say actually. I found that response posted somewhere and thot id share it.

I lost that chick tho goddamn, but I did kclose her friend. LOL shit happens i guess.

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Well personally I think girls ask this question because growing up in high school and early college/uni they find guys their age very immature. So by asking upfront your age they have an idea of your maturity level (whether its true or not).

your defiantly right, just slap C&F comment in there to make her realize your not going down on some lame shit test

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If your going to question me, you better have a theory behind your argument.

"Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself."
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That's pretty badass actually...lol...too old too date you...zing. classic.

Anyway, the proper response would be..."You're right" Straight face slight smirk. Use your body language to tell her to pretty much get out of your face in a playful way.

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"None of your fucking business."

"I think I'm legal in some african countries."

"I use various ages, which do you prefer... 18... 22... 24..." then she'll try to guess which is the real age, then you neg her for guessing too old, too young, and never answer straight which is your real age.

From Real Life Seduction (Swingcat):

HB asks how old you are. If you turn out to be younger, she will probably say you are to young. If you know she thinks you are too young for her but does not say it, get her to say it. Than, you can start gaming her by saying:

"Well, you are really old, even though you look young and cute. But I am almost sure you would never keep up with me. Don't get it wrong but as you know most women get earlier older than men. Most models are at their peak when they are 18-19 (or whatever, depending on her age), so I guess you are in your middle ages now. But I should not tell you all this as you just demonstrated that you are aware of it. You are at least an realistic person and I think you are funny too".

Ask her something (either on the age topic or something else), it's her turn to contribute to the convo...

If she does not take the bait, leave her without looking back. Before you leave say: "Well, I didn't know your were this sensitive as well, you have a strange personality but I am sure are a good person. Have a nice day/evening, I need to go (wherever)".
Even though you didn't have a successful close here, she will probably remember you and your words as she may not have heard this the whole day/night (or even may not have heard it in her entire life). You remain totally cool and preserve control and eventually you hit the road. If possible, approach her another time and she may react totally different (more friendly and more open).

If she does take the bait, great, she accepts you as the one in control and you proceed cool and lighthearted with some more C/F and push/pull stuff. Don't be too cocky as the girl already accepted you.

Sounds silly a little bit but women are very sensitive when you talk about their age. Especially when you mention that they are too old in funny way, it disarms them as you disqualify yourself for a moment and you can take it from there. I have tried this one more often and it usually works for me.

Im 24 and when im talking to 18-19yr old girls If i get the age question early on i take it as an indicator that ive shown too much interest too soon, cause younger chicks often thinks its weird/slutty to date guys more than a year or 2 different.

I usually use the 'guess my age' response and once a chick said 30 i like blew her out completely 'pssh dont even talk to me' and walked right off, she came back later in the night and opened me again i turned around and blew her out again 'what?! you again, what do you want? I thought i told you not to speak to me' with a look of distain on my face and turning away. She was now IOI'ing me anything to get me to stay in a conversation with her.

if your worried about chicks being older than you, dont be, its your insecurity about it thats turning them off the older chicks get the less they care about age, say something cocky funny like;

HB: 'oh your only 18?' :/
You: 'sweet your older! you can be my sugar momma we can go out to dinner and you can get us the seniors discount!'

or some crack about her giving you the answers for your uni work or whatever.

one I wanna try is;

HB: 'how old are you?'
Me: 'Dont worry I went to school with your dad, most people say we look alike too'

not sure if it will be a success might be a little offensive lol

I've often struggled with the age issue.
Though the other day I isolated this chick, she asked how old I was (it was my bday the day before) I decided not to bother with the whole "guess my age thing" I figured it would probably come across better if I just said "i'm 20" instantly in a confident tone so it shows I'm not bothered about it if she's older. She says "oh, i feel old now" I ask her age and she's 24, I just said "oh cool" and quickly changed the topic in an unseeming way, shortly after she mentions she has a boyfriend also. Fast forward an hour and she was all over me.

Age isn't a big deal if you don't make it one. If you are being the cool confident guy before age is brought up then when age is brought up you act like you're trying to dodge the situation there's an incongruence there. In my opinion I think it's better to just continue the same, be cool confident etc, then when age is brought up carry on being cool and confident about it because it doesn't matter really.

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I would have simply asked:

"How is menopause?"

You win.

"old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway"

I'm 30 but often get mistaken for 23-24, which helps with the younger girls. When asked my age, I might occasionally say, "Too old for you," but more often, "Oh, you're too young for me," effectively disqualifying her, which of course makes her more interested.