While sarging out for the first time, I came up with this thong opener on a whim. I want to test it out a bit more (as I only tried it on a hired gun at Victoria's Secret), so tell me what you guys think.

PUA: I'm looking to buy a thong for my mom. (look dead serious)... Naa, I'm just joking it's for my gf.

(She responds)

PUA: Actually I want to get it as a kind of "going away present," b/c I am planning to break up with her. I don't want her to be too pissed off though, that's why I want to get her a thong as a gift. You know, to ease the process a bit. What do you think?

(She responds)

Seems pretty AFC to me. I wouldn't recommend it. And I don't see it getting good consistent results.

When your sarging an employee at a store. You don't need an opener, they have to talk to you. But for a back story I'd say younger step sister or something along those lines.

Hope this helps,
B-man

dude... please dont say ur buying it for a step sister or anything.... she will think ur sick

Thx guys, I guess your right (that it is a bit AFC). When I was doing this though, I was getting rid of AA, so I just thought of some stupid thing to say, and it kinda helped me get into a talking mood.