Allright so Its a long story for a DHV but girls seem to stick with it, doesnt hit all the points either but its field tested and approved, works great.

"Bare assed"

Dr.Swing: So do you guys allways go out in big groups like this?

Her: whatever, yada yada

Dr.Swing: Yeah, i found its the safer alternative, me and my mate were out just a while back. We hit this bar around midnight and had a great night starting it off meeting a group of Girls who clinged to us for the remainder of the night. It was wild - every hour that passed, we climbed a notch on the off the hook scale - and around two o clock, we struck gold. The bartender hit a huge gong and yelled " Drinks half-off the next 30 minutes" I looked at the crowd for a responce then grabbed my friend and the girls and ran head first for the bar - i turn around for a second and look back too see i got everyone running over, and as i look back i find my friend, legs in the air, on his stomach over the bar drinking beer right out of the taps on the other side.

*2 second pause for effect.*

So i start pulling his belt buckle trying to get him over to our side meanwhile having my arm around one of the girls since the bar is getting packed and i dont want her loosing her seat. As im standing there like using my limbs like a fucking octupus to get the situation under control i can see in the corner of my eye the bartender making his way towards my friend. Its the hulk Hogan of fucking bartenders, he makes his way to our section and just looks at my friend still gobbling beer on the wrong side. Im terrified, and i'm trying to come up with a excuse - realizing i need some clever footwork to save my ass out of this situation. He then looks at me, and at the girl

and goes "Oh - Stacey hun, you made it..." a second passes before he realizes and just fucking screams "WTF!"

I pull my friend over with all my power pulling his pants down as i go.

I give the girl a look, she nods and holds back a chuckle, and i just fucking run - pulling my bare assed friend out of the bar and down the most popular party street in town.

Imagine doing that shit without a buddy huh?

allright cmon guys - i really would appreciate an opinion here belive it or not ^^

It made me laugh man. I always enjoy some drinking stories. It's a bit long but it's well told. It has the DHV and Leader of Men spikes in it and I think groups would like it. Have you had much success with it in field?!?

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Haha ^^ glad to hear it mate,
yeah its worked the few times ive pulled it out, backside beeing it is a bit long...

Thing is I've been trying to point out parts to get that DHV jackpot with it, since DHV's have allways been hassle for me when in-game. But im starting to think ive taken it to maximum extent.

I'll just keep testing it out i guess, a piece in progress

thanks for the input man!

This was hilarious bro. [-:

I would edit it a bit though for the girls

"starting it off meeting a group of Girls who clinged to us for the remainder of the night. It was wild - every hour that passed, we climbed a notch on the off the hook scale - and around two o clock, we struck gold."

you being excited about girls clinging to you seems like a DLV. I'd say you and your bros were out celebrating some anniversary, business success etc.

Cheers mate

Point taken - My reason for including it is me hoping it would work as as a pre-selection spike. But you might be right. I'll leave that part out a few times and do some crossreference of the results, as i said its a work in progress


Thanks for the input bro!