thanks Drezdin. And for all the folks that dont believe the divorce routine is solid check this out. Ive been online gaming this HB from myspace for a while. I got her to qualify herself, i used some true to life DHV's, she called me a womanizer because of my stories with women and I responded that Im not a womanizer I'm just comfortable with women. We exchange more pictures, she says how cute I am blah blah blah, then when I ask for her number she doesnt respond.

So I wait about a week and a half and use the divorce routine. Worked like a charm.

Me: Ok so its offical. We are getting a divorce. You can keep the cars and the kids, but Im keeping the house in Maui. Oh and as our prenup says I get half your money so I can keep up with my expensive comfortable lifestyle. I expect my first $50,000 check in the mail asap =)

HB: okay.. well can you just keep the car and deduct the amount from the 50,000.00 check? and how come you get the spouse support? i have the damn kids.. hahah how are you sweetie.. did we loose each other in the swamp of emails or spam?

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sweet dude see i liek how you added your own lil twist, when i orginally posted it i think people were liek woah this will never work, expecting to say what exactly i had said, when really its more of a concept that you mold into the situation....like ALLL routines good job bro props!

sometimes ill say 'i really have to tell you somthing'. wait for a 'what?' and then go with like somthing off a snapple lid or dumb fact that you can roll with though. like 'Did you know that a pigeons feathers weigh more than its bones.'
or
the youll never beleive this and into a dhv story. It also works nicley if you can tie it into why your telling her like it reminded you of somthing she said.

OMG divorce routine works a charm... bird online SPAM
me) how bou we make up etc etc rah rah so naughty school girl or u wna try sumin different 2nite babe ?
hb) umm well sounds better then a night on the sofa... im feelin sumin a lil different, how about french maid
me) spose we could do french maid etc etc but u no how i get durin make up sex, so be prepared for a few spanks
etc etc haha works a diamond

That or they know ur trying 2 get their attention =) I just used a cocky 1-liner last night "saturday - me you and a bottle of wine. what ya recon?" she replied "oh im goin out saturday night...how about another?" so i replied "oh right...how about the saturday after then? unless ur fake diary is fully booked.." so she replied "ooh perfect! ill book ya in my fake diary then "

" hey dork "
" boo "
" yo "


all have worked for me

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This will ALWAYS 100% of the time get u a response

me: So im curious....

any female: About?

From there its open for anything depending on where u r with the chic

1st text sent out to her: what u got goin for u besides ur looks (props to mystery)

have comfort: u just popped in my mind n i was curious on how u were doin

already fucked: what color u got on? (alot better then sayin what kind of panties u got on)

this one liner can be used at any stage of the game beginning middle or end. It builds crazy intrigue

i just thought of this one, it has not been field tested so lemme know what u think.
(already established relationship, maybe after you guy f closed)
ME: I just got new boxers, So i need to break them in. (said nonchalantly)
HB: Huh? How do you break in boxers?
ME: Whaaa! You need to ask how to break into my boxers now?